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Penis still doesn't know how to ram into things yet.

Give him time… he’s still young!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 11, 2012 · 8:41 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (143 votes, average: 3.73 out of 5)
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Cock Joke, Dinosaurs, Earthbound, Gameboy, Nintendo, Retro, Storytime/Wordplay

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Wait 4 days for new post on Halolz...

...penis joke.
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8 replies · active 659 weeks ago
I don't know about you guys, but these recent submissions have been... junk.

In fact, I don't know if I like where things are... heading.

Let's just hope Shawn stops... messing, around?

Wait.
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20 replies · active 659 weeks ago
Just do it like spies do. Stick it in the back and watch them scream.
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2 replies · active 659 weeks ago
Earthbound: Not so secretly inspired by a movie's rape scene
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"Penis still doesn't know how to ram into things yet." Would you like to delete a move so that Penis can learn "ram into things"?

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3 replies · active 659 weeks ago
You call that a penis joke?!

*Pulls down Jimmy's pants.*

Now that's a penis joke!
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19 replies · active 659 weeks ago
SirNumel still doesn't know how to make good comments yet. Give him time, folks!
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3 replies · active 659 weeks ago
"Fuck, I sent out Georg Lopez!"
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6 replies · active 659 weeks ago
Holy crap, can it be? An actual submission that's Earthbound? ...What sick and twisted world have I wandered into for such a great thing to occur?
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8 replies · active 659 weeks ago
He took a nameable character and called it "penis"! HA HA, ORIGINAL HUMOR!
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It's best not to ram a penis in a Dino if you don't know how. You might leave it SAUR.
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7 replies · active 659 weeks ago
My brother asked me to post this since his comments keep disappearing.



"inb4"
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18 replies · active 659 weeks ago
HAHAH! I CAN FINALLY DO IT!

New VG Cats and new Super Effective!
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2 replies · active 659 weeks ago
Mother 3...

:(
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2 replies · active 659 weeks ago

His names not Penis... IT'S LUCAS, PENIS. No wait... that doesn't have quite the same effect... dang.
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Why must it be that every time you post a Mother 3 submission, it has to be a dick joke...
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2 replies · active 659 weeks ago
how many times have we made this joke before?
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Alright, I'm back ish sorta. I think I can comment on regular intervals again.

What'd I mi-

*sees submission*

Oh Halolz, never change...

(And yes I've read the comments for all the submissions posted while I was gone and such.)
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3 replies · active 659 weeks ago
That is one "Sexual Tyrannosaurus". Must be Salvador's mentor or something.
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Ehhhhhhhhhhhh, needs a hack that names every item Viagra
Used Viagra on Penis
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Something tells me that items don't work that way In Earthbound

I'll leave
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It wouldn't be safe..............

Think about it.
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(my comment wont post. halp)
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Just do it like I do. Stick it in the back and watch them cry.
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