Final Fantasy Tictacs

157 Comments

1. Combatbeaver on September 7th, 2012 5:40 pm
   

   this submission has a foul breath about it…
2. Zoe on September 7th, 2012 5:58 pm
   

   Me thinks you missed the joke.
3. Souleater676 on September 7th, 2012 5:58 pm
   

   But the question is, will taking these pills be my final fantasy?
4. DiamyoAlex on September 7th, 2012 6:01 pm
   

   New from Shinra Foods!
5. HughbertEsq on September 7th, 2012 6:06 pm
   

   Final Fantasy Tictacs! Now free with every copy of Final Fantasy Tactics!
   Pre-order now to unlock the new single from Ke$ha and Square Enix Fina Fantasy Tik-Toks!
6. Valvatorez on September 7th, 2012 6:13 pm
   

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7. UndeadLex on September 7th, 2012 6:23 pm
   

   And wash it down with some
   <img src="http://i.imgur.com/Qfjx7.jpg"&gt;
8. SirNumel on September 7th, 2012 6:57 pm
   

   Seriously. We need some fresh jokes around here.

   EDIT: Dammit, Destroyer_1990 beat me to the punch.
9. Omnomynous on September 7th, 2012 7:15 pm
   

   Final Fantasy TicTacs: Your Remedy against Bad Breath and Malboros. Now in Blizzaga mint, Thundaga Lemon, Firaga Cinnamon, and for a limited time only, Curaga Mystery Flavor.
10. Mindlessinvalid on September 7th, 2012 9:03 pm
    

    I bet they restore MP.

    Menthol sharpens the mind, and relaxes the soul.
11. PortalMan on September 7th, 2012 9:23 pm
    

    The Strategy comes when you try to figure out how to get the Tic Tacs out of the box.
12. Nick Soapdish on September 7th, 2012 9:27 pm
    

    Unfortunately the crossover didn't work out so well the over way with
    Final Fantasy Tactics A2: Peppermint
    Final Fantasy Tactics: War or the Lions, Orange flavour, less then 2 calories
13. Jimmy on September 7th, 2012 11:48 pm
    

    First cereal, now mints…

    Sounds familiar…
    <img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/halolz-dot-com-portal2-potatoes.jpg"&gt;

    Also, mini-milestone, this is my 3,000th comment. YAY!!!
14. BTSnoogans on September 8th, 2012 7:40 am
    

    Forget winter green. Now they come in gysahl green.
15. GanjalfTheGreen on September 8th, 2012 12:22 pm
    

    Anyone here remember Fallout Tictacs? Not so tasty, but they were glowing in the dark.
16. Kn0w1d3a on September 8th, 2012 12:26 pm
    

    Suikoden Tictacs
    Onimusha Tictacs
    Dynasty Warriors Ticatcs
    Tictacs Ogre

    For some reason this joke doesn't sound as good with any other video game.
17. Ragnellrok on September 8th, 2012 3:22 pm
    

    While you're playing Final Fantasy Tactics, why not try some Final Fantasy Tictacs? Now you can cut down hordes of bad breath causing germs in your mouth while at the same time cutting down hordes of enemies in a tactical environment!
18. Smile on September 8th, 2012 10:13 pm
    

    I'm too stupid to understand this (Also I haven't played any FF games)

    Could someone explain?
19. MiniNinja on September 10th, 2012 5:46 pm
    

    Japanese still reads "tactics" (or more precisly "takutikusu").
20. Jimmy on September 11th, 2012 8:42 am
    

    It's been four days since a new submission. Anyone else wondering what happened?

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