Final Fantasy Tactics was a masterful strategy game, Final Fantasy Tictacs are a minty treat! Honestly I don’t know which I like more!
Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 7, 2012 · 5:32 PM |
Categories: Final Fantasy, Square Enix, Storytime/Wordplay, Tasty Treats · Leave a comment () 157 Comments |
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this submission has a foul breath about it…
Me thinks you missed the joke.
But the question is, will taking these pills be my final fantasy?
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And wash it down with some
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Seriously. We need some fresh jokes around here.
EDIT: Dammit, Destroyer_1990 beat me to the punch.
Final Fantasy TicTacs: Your Remedy against Bad Breath and Malboros. Now in Blizzaga mint, Thundaga Lemon, Firaga Cinnamon, and for a limited time only, Curaga Mystery Flavor.
I bet they restore MP.
Menthol sharpens the mind, and relaxes the soul.
The Strategy comes when you try to figure out how to get the Tic Tacs out of the box.
Unfortunately the crossover didn't work out so well the over way with
Final Fantasy Tactics A2: Peppermint
Final Fantasy Tactics: War or the Lions, Orange flavour, less then 2 calories
First cereal, now mints…
Sounds familiar…
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Also, mini-milestone, this is my 3,000th comment. YAY!!!
Forget winter green. Now they come in gysahl green.
Anyone here remember Fallout Tictacs? Not so tasty, but they were glowing in the dark.
Suikoden Tictacs
Onimusha Tictacs
Dynasty Warriors Ticatcs
Tictacs Ogre
For some reason this joke doesn't sound as good with any other video game.
While you're playing Final Fantasy Tactics, why not try some Final Fantasy Tictacs? Now you can cut down hordes of bad breath causing germs in your mouth while at the same time cutting down hordes of enemies in a tactical environment!
I'm too stupid to understand this (Also I haven't played any FF games)
Could someone explain?
Japanese still reads "tactics" (or more precisly "takutikusu").
It's been four days since a new submission. Anyone else wondering what happened?