That is one bitter and worn-down ten year old.
By MichaelMayne
Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 1, 2012 · 2:09 AM |
Categories: Anime, Artistic, Chillaxin', Depressing, Nintendo, Off Duty, Pokémon, TV Shows · Leave a comment () 91 Comments |
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Girth, it kills dreams.
Hey, look! It's me and my cat!
….What? I'm from the South, it's common, shut up!
Sucks to be you, buddy. Y'know why?
Because…
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OH GOD IS THAT ME IN 1 YEAR?!
Looks like ash had one too many SODA POPS.
14 years earlier…
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Man, is Gary_Oak still around? I'd like to hear from him about this.
You really REALLY need to catch up with the time Shawn…
And 40 years later…
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Mandatory Gary Fucking Oak:
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Wow he really let himself go……………………………no not Ash, I mean Pikachu.
Poor Ash, looks like he
Burnt out
Totally needs a Bastion narration.
'Kid wanted to be a Pokemon master, like no one ever was. Too bad the kid just couldn't ignore Gary Oak's girth."
Quick Pikachu, use Empathy!
Pikachu does not know empathy.
Ash never could have been the best. Gary always existed.
14 years later, and Pikachu STILL hasn't envoled!!!
14 years later, Ash would still be 10.
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14 years later, He's still 10.
Gonna be gone for a while
Stay gold, Halolz
SET EVERYTHING ON FIRE!!!!!