Getting coated in urine doesn’t seem nearly as bad now.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 31, 2012 · 8:48 AM
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Just taking the joy away from people like Stalin… Oh yea… I need something witty don't I?… Uuh… The scrumpy is brown, therefore finishing of the trio of liquid items? I dunno. I got nothing.
What you don't know is that that demoman just got autobalanced to the blue team. Also… this has been my first comment since like… a year? I don't even know anymore… I've also been soaked in Scrumpy all this thime… *BURP*
He did what he could!
He's drunk, what's your excuse?
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Oh yeah, my daily reminder that the Demoman needs a molotov cocktail weapon.
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Now I feel like getting drunk
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again
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So it's official. The demoman operates on dorf logic.
When will they patch this in the game?
*sees all the skin melt off his bone instantly after being doused in alcohol*
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Okay, so. Here's the scenario. You're a mercenary hired by a megalomaniac to fight other mercenaries also hired by megalomaniacs. You have been hired for your special marksmanship skills. Since you camp a lot waiting for that perfect headshot, you tend to pee in jars. Hence, you have large quantities of your own urine stored. Suddenly, you see one of your allies, hired for his fearless bravery and knowledge of proper rocket launcher use being lit on fire by the enemy pyrotechnician. Your first instinct is to douse him.
With your own urine.
In a glass jar.
Which you threw at him.
The salt and acid of your urine fills his burn wounds as the glass digs into his flesh. He is now in unimaginable, crippling, hellish pain.
But at least the fire is out.
That demoman is obviously a spy;
I mean, no sane…
No demoman would throw away his precious, precious scrumpy!
You aren’t still mad about that War thing, are you Demoman?
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…on the bright side, he didn't throw the Caber…
Pick your poison: urine, radioactive milk, or alcohol.
Hey, if we get a couple of marshmellows. graham crackers, and Dalokohs bars, we could have burning-soldier s'mores!
That is one creepy looking weird scout D:
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The following week, Heavy attempted to help by lobbing a sandwich at Soldier
Everyone had to take 5 while the laws of thermo-physics checked the rule book to see what was supposed to happen.
I blame the eyepatch, he would've seen it wasn't a bottle of water without the eyepatch.
In Demoman's defense, his specialty is leaving the battlefield in a flaming wreckage.
I can imagine the Demoman can SEE quite well when his eye bulges like that.
That art style is FAMIL(Y)iar to me.
You aren't still mad about that whole War thing, are you Demoman?
Let's face it, what's the life expectancy of the soldier or any multiplayer character? The Demo just saved his teammate from a few extra minutes of being forced to fight after being covered in burns.
…OK, maybe if this were the noble intention it would be better to do it quick with something like a gun or explosive, but then how would HE survive for much longer if he used ammo on something trivial like that?
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