Nobody turns down The Master of Metal! NOBODY.
By Lendo Khar [Tales of Valoran]

Their date lasted thirty seconds

Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 28, 2012 · 2:26 AM

(184 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)

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mikeorike 89p · 662 weeks ago

OBJECTION!
Mord only likes his women like he likes his music!
Heavy...and METAL.

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KiruBananers 88p · 662 weeks ago

He makes Iron WOMEN out of Iron Maidens.

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Marzen 101p · 662 weeks ago

I like my ladies like I like my music.

Drugged out as fuck.

......Wait.

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FoxyMayo 89p · 662 weeks ago

HEAVY METAL, YOU SAY?

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ZephyrX9 85p · 662 weeks ago

Metal? I've got a friend in that business...

...Too bad he's trying to take over the world.

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Deep Thought 105p · 662 weeks ago

Did somebody say METAL?

Now in a-cappella form!

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Zyquux 103p · 662 weeks ago

Then I know the perfect date for him!
Orianna

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 662 weeks ago

A message from a host saying use a different link? What sort of woman is this!?!

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Zyquux 103p · 662 weeks ago

MADNESS. Perhaps this will work.

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 662 weeks ago

I take great joy in posting before you can edit your post to fix your links. Oh yes, schadenfreude.

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Treeman574 119p · 662 weeks ago

In the future, test your links here first.
Sorry Nick, it had to be done eventually.

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FrostyCheeto 99p · 662 weeks ago

Looks like she spook too soon.

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Pie Row 101p · 662 weeks ago

At least now Mordekaiser has a GHOUL friend

Agh that one even hurt me.

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Trunks 97p · 662 weeks ago

You're my fucking hero.

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Peterdivine 78p · 662 weeks ago

The image of the two of them first starting this date is creating quite the spectre.

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Simply DA 100p · 662 weeks ago

I bet she couldn't phantom the consequences her statement lead to.

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VT_Juju_Man 115p · 662 weeks ago

Her dating life didn't stand a ghost of a chance!

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 662 weeks ago

I don't know what this comic is about, I was too busy starting at her BOOOObs!

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Scept 100p · 662 weeks ago

Caught up in the spirit of the moment, were we?

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SirNumel 97p · 662 weeks ago

What a ghastly pun thread. I hope it dies.

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straYDoubter 91p · 662 weeks ago

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS

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Pie Row 101p · 662 weeks ago

I guess they better add "bad dates" to the list of cc that QSS can counter.

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GameboyPATH 106p · 662 weeks ago

I don't know what this League of Legends nonsense you kids are talking about these days is, but when did that Alphonse Elric kid get so evil-looking? Must be going through a goth phase.

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Marzen 101p · 662 weeks ago

I think there are worse people in the league to date. I can see it now...

THIS DATE IS IN

UNACCEPTABLE

CONDITION

UNACCEPTABLLLLEEEEE

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Omnomynous 90p · 662 weeks ago

The post above me has been banned into the forums for 7 years, no trial, for having a picture in his post. All posts must be in perfect, Caps Lock, picture free condition.

Also, where's the punctuation? I am disappoint.

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Marzen 101p · 662 weeks ago

COURT DISMISSED, BRING IN THE DANCIN' LOBSTERS.

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TheTaurenRogue 109p · 662 weeks ago

Remember to date your friendly Mordekaiser. else he'll Repot you.
<.<

>.>

Mordekaiser es Numero uno....

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combatbeaver 94p · 662 weeks ago

@ the last panel

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blargenth 93p · 662 weeks ago

can we expect awesome anime pic response posts today?

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AuraMaster 107p · 662 weeks ago

He's obviously trying to nail her. Have you ever had sexual relations with a ghost? From what I saw in Ghostbusters.... It must be pretty great.

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Marzen 101p · 662 weeks ago

I'M THE GATEKEEPER, ARE YOU THE KEYMASTER?

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 662 weeks ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlDZqnxVZVg&t=...

"He's still around here somewhere...I'm going to try to find him and Rachel."
"Just leave an address so we know where to mail the body parts."
"DUDE!!! That's messed up..."
"No, what would be messed up is if we kept her cold, grizzly mummy box for our own use...sweet sweet necrophilia..."

(O_O)

...and THAT ladies & gentlemen is why you DO NOT SAY "Over my dead body."

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Alpwan 101p · 662 weeks ago

[youtube CRyLDZ8VHmo&t=11s http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRyLDZ8VHmo&t=11s youtube]
Tony Stark (a.k.a. Iron Man) doesn't mind!

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DrSexington 78p · 662 weeks ago

.Oh Mordekaiser

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draegerMH 15p · 662 weeks ago

First it was TF2 jokes dominating Halolz, then Pokemon, now League of Legends.

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Spaz Tzu 98p · 662 weeks ago

The vicious cycle of Halolz.

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DrSexington 78p · 662 weeks ago

Just pray it won't come to Kratos again

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nighten2_0 77p · 661 weeks ago

APRIL FOOLS 2011! NEVER FORGET.

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KZN02 92p · 662 weeks ago

So does it count as necrophilia?

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Jerach 86p · 662 weeks ago

The date may have only lasted 30 seconds but that's 20 seconds longer than Mordekaiser needs.

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FrostyCheeto on August 28th, 2012 2:47 am

Looks like she spook too soon.
Bobomberman on August 28th, 2012 2:53 am

I guess they better add "bad dates" to the list of cc that QSS can counter.
Punch SideIron on August 28th, 2012 2:55 am

I don't know what this League of Legends nonsense you kids are talking about these days is, but when did that Alphonse Elric kid get so evil-looking? Must be going through a goth phase.
blargenth on August 28th, 2012 3:21 am

can we expect awesome anime pic response posts today?
mikeorike on August 28th, 2012 3:24 am

OBJECTION!
Mord only likes his women like he likes his music!
Heavy…and METAL.
DrSexington on August 28th, 2012 4:05 am

.Oh Mordekaiser
Combatbeaver on August 28th, 2012 5:03 am

@ the last panel
[youtube AcI7icLnX5w rel="nofollow"> youtube]
TheTaurenRogue on August 28th, 2012 5:14 am

Remember to date your friendly Mordekaiser. else he'll Repot you.
<.<

>.>
<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m05aujUnTm1rqdvzuo1_500.png"/>

Mordekaiser es Numero uno….
Jimmy on August 28th, 2012 6:51 am

rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…

"He's still around here somewhere…I'm going to try to find him and Rachel."
"Just leave an address so we know where to mail the body parts."
"DUDE!!! That's messed up…"
"No, what would be messed up is if we kept her cold, grizzly mummy box for our own use…sweet sweet necrophilia…"

(O_O)

…and THAT ladies & gentlemen is why you DO NOT SAY "Over my dead body."
AuraMaster on August 28th, 2012 9:01 am

He's obviously trying to nail her. Have you ever had sexual relations with a ghost? From what I saw in Ghostbusters…. It must be pretty great.
Marzen on August 28th, 2012 9:05 am

I think there are worse people in the league to date. I can see it now…

THIS DATE IS IN

UNACCEPTABLE

CONDITION

<img src="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb58377/leagueoflegends/images/8/8f/VeigarSquare.png" border="0" alt="Photobucket">

UNACCEPTABLLLLEEEEE
KZN02 on August 28th, 2012 1:26 pm

So does it count as necrophilia?
draegerMH on August 28th, 2012 1:45 pm

First it was TF2 jokes dominating Halolz, then Pokemon, now League of Legends.
Jerach on August 28th, 2012 3:18 pm

The date may have only lasted 30 seconds but that's 20 seconds longer than Mordekaiser needs.