Tuesday, May 06, 2025

News Feed Comments

I for one welcome our new robot overlords!
By qatarz

Blog Widget by LinkWithin

beep boop hello comrade

Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 18, 2012 · 9:24 AM

FAIL

LAME

NOT BAD

PRETTY GOOD

AWESOME

(180 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

Loading ...

Categories:
Disguises, Fashion Faux Pas, No Caption Needed, PC, Playstation, Robots, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360

· Leave a comment (32 Comments)

Comments (32)

Logging you in...

Dashboard | Edit profile | Logout

Logged in as

Login or signup now to comment.

+48 Vote up Vote down

Kaitostrike 97p · 663 weeks ago

Operation: INFILTRATION is now UNDERWAY.

You, MISTER JANE DOE, have been chosen to head the infiltration unit after your bid of JUST TAKE ALL OF MY MONEY was picked, being the lowest bid. It will be your duty to infiltrate the robotic enemy, and learn their secrets.

The supplies you listed as needing, A BOX, TWENTY CANS OF SOUP, TWO OF THOSE WEIRD THINGS UNDERNEATH DRIVEWAYS THAT LET WATER DRAIN THROUGH, and TWO PAIRS OF SHOES (IN BOX(VERY IMPORTANT)) will be sent to your residence at I WILL STRANGLE YOU lane. We look forward to hearing back from you.

Good luck,

Reply

4 replies · active 663 weeks ago

+32 Vote up Vote down

WheelMan1337 95p · 663 weeks ago

Well, I used it before, I'll use again...
BECAUSE FRANKLY MY DEAR, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN

Reply

+19 Vote up Vote down

VaultLegend 100p · 663 weeks ago

Afterwards, Hale went back to fighting a robot yeti on top of an exploding mountain....filled with cobras.

Reply

+12 Vote up Vote down

TheInsaneWombat 90p · 663 weeks ago

That have rabies.

Reply

+8 Vote up Vote down

Mastercheese 37p · 663 weeks ago

And killer cobra babies.

Reply

+22 Vote up Vote down

Doctor Rover 91p · 663 weeks ago

Reply

1 reply · active 663 weeks ago

+14 Vote up Vote down

DiamyoAlex 92p · 663 weeks ago

Reply

+18 Vote up Vote down

Tenck 72p · 663 weeks ago

I don't get this entry. I mean, it's just a picture of the MvM Robots. Is there a joke somewhere?

Reply

+18 Vote up Vote down

Master_Xehanort 88p · 663 weeks ago

This is all Soldier's fault! What a tool he was! Now I have to spend all day computing pi, because he plugged in the Overlord!

Reply

2 replies · active 663 weeks ago

+13 Vote up Vote down

poonstev 103p · 663 weeks ago

PI IS EXACTLY 3.

Reply

+8 Vote up Vote down

Randolph Magic Key 99p · 663 weeks ago

*GASP*

Reply

+15 Vote up Vote down

TomKitsune 70p · 663 weeks ago

Reply

1 reply · active 663 weeks ago

+3 Vote up Vote down

Doctor Rover 91p · 663 weeks ago

Beat ya to the punch mate.

But I'll 1+ you anyways.

Reply

+12 Vote up Vote down

PortalMan 86p · 663 weeks ago

That Soldier went on to live within the robot army for years, even finding his true love inside and having three robo kids....but then....his box head slipped off and was immediatly killed.

Reply

+12 Vote up Vote down

Vosur 92p · 663 weeks ago

That Soldier's a Spy!

Spy: Oh please...

Reply

+11 Vote up Vote down

HughbertEsq 98p · 663 weeks ago

Heavy uses Purity Fist!
Heavy uses Deus Specs!
Heavy struggles to use Nano-Balaclave!

*approaching bots*
Heavy Jensen: My vision is augmented

Robots are Confused!
Soldier-Bot: Beep
Robots hurt themselves in their confusion
Scout-Bot: Aw Cra-*BEWM*
Heavy Jensen defeated Robots
Heavy Jensen gained £12

Reply

+11 Vote up Vote down

Psycroc 103p · 663 weeks ago

Don't remind me about the frustration that is trying to get into a game of MVM

Reply

2 replies · active 663 weeks ago

+11 Vote up Vote down

Doctor Rover 91p · 663 weeks ago

Would it be appropriate to mention my frustration with the majority of MvM games being full of Administers that will kick you out of the game just as you got in?

In 5+ different servers that didn't bother putting up passwords no less.

Heck I had a few friends that were in a server that were kicked out because the Admin added in a password to the server so they wouldn't be able to come back in.

And is it just me or doesn't every big update to Team Fortress 2 causes the biggest hiccup in the Item server.

Reply

+8 Vote up Vote down

Psycroc 103p · 663 weeks ago

I spent 20 minutes in the damn matchmaking with a friend. When we finally connected to a server it attempted connecting for about 10 seconds and then told us

"The server you are trying to connect to is running an older version of the game"

A) That makes no damn sense

B) It should be

"The server, which we stupidly picked out for you after 20 minutes of you anticipating actually playing a video game and not just sitting in a lobby, is actually on an older version of the game. Which makes no sense since the game just updated and this server wouldn't even have MVM if it wasn't updated. Oops, Sorry

-Valve"

Reply

+9 Vote up Vote down

gAmer_Matt 75p · 663 weeks ago

"I for one welcome our new robot overlords!"
http://www.papadeltabravo.com/pics/mc_psp_morbo.j...
"May death come swiftly to his enemies"

Reply

+9 Vote up Vote down

Spencer 119p · 663 weeks ago

Not to burst anyone's bubble but how many times has this joke been made?

Reply

2 replies · active 663 weeks ago

+24 Vote up Vote down

PortalMan 86p · 663 weeks ago

Yea, but now it's actually Posted! It's OFFICIALLY been done now!

Reply

+11 Vote up Vote down

Spencer 119p · 663 weeks ago

...plausible enough.

Reply

+8 Vote up Vote down

KZN02 92p · 663 weeks ago

Well, he needs to get back his job one way or another.

Reply

+6 Vote up Vote down

deleted801691 109p · 663 weeks ago

Sniper and Scout get the best job, throwing jars of piss and god knows what, at robots.
Also, Pyro, pyrovision, upgraded flamethrower. Everyone on his team just needs to hide and let her take care of the robits.

Reply

2 replies · active 663 weeks ago

+8 Vote up Vote down

deleted2628071 122p · 663 weeks ago

Eh, to be frank I don't really like Pyro in MvM. To do his job well he needs to be in the middle of the party, but that requires a Medic who will end up dead after the uber ends, since Pyro has to stay in close range, and a team with a dead Medic is a sad team.

Meanwhile, without the Pyro, the Medic can stay behind the Heavy meat wall and heal him, the Demo and possibly the Soldier buffing the team instead of focusing in one person.

Reply

+7 Vote up Vote down

Sky Lynx 98p · 663 weeks ago

Or the Pyro can carry an uber canteen or two. We've had victory clutched from the jaws of defeat quite a few times by a brave pyro punting a Giant off the bridge in Decoy.

Reply

+6 Vote up Vote down

MasterLuigi452 108p · 663 weeks ago

Much better than Spy's disguise.
Because it won't wear off when you sap a robot!

Reply

+2 Vote up Vote down

Lolzkun 9p · 663 weeks ago

Looks like spy isnt the only one who can disquise himself. xD

Reply

-10 Vote up Vote down

ZephyrX9 85p · 663 weeks ago

He should've said Bah Weep Granah Weep Ninni Bong. Thumbs up if you get the ref.

Reply

2 replies · active 663 weeks ago

+13 Vote up Vote down

Sky Lynx 98p · 663 weeks ago

*thumbs up*
Sky Lynx acknowledges your usage of the universal greeting. But he disapproves of your shameless pleas for popularity metrics.

Reply

+12 Vote up Vote down

ZephyrX9 85p · 663 weeks ago

I know. That was stupid of me to ask for thumbs. I've been reading too many Youtube comments. And watching too much HuskyStarcraft. Matrix forgive me.

Reply

Comments by IntenseDebate

32 Comments

Doctor Rover on August 18th, 2012 9:40 am

[youtube 2LV114FwM5k rel="nofollow"> youtube]
Kaitostrike on August 18th, 2012 9:45 am

Operation: INFILTRATION is now UNDERWAY.

You, MISTER JANE DOE, have been chosen to head the infiltration unit after your bid of JUST TAKE ALL OF MY MONEY was picked, being the lowest bid. It will be your duty to infiltrate the robotic enemy, and learn their secrets.

The supplies you listed as needing, A BOX, TWENTY CANS OF SOUP, TWO OF THOSE WEIRD THINGS UNDERNEATH DRIVEWAYS THAT LET WATER DRAIN THROUGH, and TWO PAIRS OF SHOES (IN BOX(VERY IMPORTANT)) will be sent to your residence at I WILL STRANGLE YOU lane. We look forward to hearing back from you.

Good luck,

<img src="http://i593.photobucket.com/albums/tt18/freemind62/SaxtonHale.png">
Psycroc on August 18th, 2012 10:04 am

Don't remind me about the frustration that is trying to get into a game of MVM
Vosur on August 18th, 2012 10:17 am

That Soldier's a Spy!

Spy: Oh please…
Alpar on August 18th, 2012 10:39 am

Not to burst anyone's bubble but how many times has this joke been made?
PortalMan on August 18th, 2012 11:01 am

That Soldier went on to live within the robot army for years, even finding his true love inside and having three robo kids….but then….his box head slipped off and was immediatly killed.
HughbertEsq on August 18th, 2012 11:07 am

Heavy uses Purity Fist!
Heavy uses Deus Specs!
Heavy struggles to use Nano-Balaclave!

*approaching bots*
Heavy Jensen: My vision is augmented

Robots are Confused!
Soldier-Bot: Beep
Robots hurt themselves in their confusion
Scout-Bot: Aw Cra-*BEWM*
Heavy Jensen defeated Robots
Heavy Jensen gained £12
MasterLuigi452 on August 18th, 2012 11:28 am

Much better than Spy's disguise.
Because it won't wear off when you sap a robot!
gAmer_Matt on August 18th, 2012 12:05 pm

"I for one welcome our new robot overlords!"
http://www.papadeltabravo.com/pics/mc_psp_morbo.j…
"May death come swiftly to his enemies"
Master_Xehanort on August 18th, 2012 12:11 pm

This is all Soldier's fault! What a tool he was! Now I have to spend all day computing pi, because he plugged in the Overlord!
TomKitsune on August 18th, 2012 12:16 pm

[youtube aiVyduLj68g rel="nofollow"> youtube]
Skrist on August 18th, 2012 1:28 pm

Sniper and Scout get the best job, throwing jars of piss and god knows what, at robots.
Also, Pyro, pyrovision, upgraded flamethrower. Everyone on his team just needs to hide and let her take care of the robits.
KZN02 on August 18th, 2012 1:35 pm

Well, he needs to get back his job one way or another.
Tenck on August 18th, 2012 1:57 pm

I don't get this entry. I mean, it's just a picture of the MvM Robots. Is there a joke somewhere?
ZephyrX9 on August 18th, 2012 2:36 pm

He should've said Bah Weep Granah Weep Ninni Bong. Thumbs up if you get the ref.
Lolzkun on August 20th, 2012 11:24 am

Looks like spy isnt the only one who can disquise himself. xD

Feel free to leave a comment...
and oh, if you want a pic to show with your comment, go get a gravatar!