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A Koopa Troopa's Duty

Now that’s dedication.

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Posted by Fred "Trunks" Wood on August 12, 2012 · 11:21 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (177 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5)
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Aerial Maneuvers, Bad Ideas, NES, Nintendo, Retro, Sequential Art, Super Mario Bros

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And now he's free. Free falling.
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9 replies · active 659 weeks ago


And now we're back to TF2.
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Why is this not a submission.
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Because forums.
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With or without forums Shawn hardly checked them simply for a submission.
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He'd die for you, Bowser, but would you do the same?
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well... he died in every one of the old games...
sometimes him, and all his children

and there was once when he was revived as a skeleton and killed again...
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and then returned from a skeleton to alive again, and then killed a third time...
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And then became a giant ghost shell for a Boo to ride around in, and got destroyed anyways.
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I guess koopas are just like cats and squirrels, they have as many lives as they think they can get away with
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Well I say good ridence, do you know how annoying there shells are in Mario Kart

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1 reply · active 659 weeks ago
For me the proportions of those are about the same, except with the added portion of drag behind me in case of the RED shells.
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Naw, he's fine. Just move a bit away then move back and he'll have magically teleported back again.
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4 replies · active 659 weeks ago
The ways of the pit are mysterious and unforgiving.
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Actually, I'd think they're very forgiving, considering all you have to do is walk away for a few minutes and your friends will just come back to life.
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Makes suicide a real bitch, don't it...
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I think that might just be his replacement; new employees get moved in pretty quickly.
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This is a much better fate than if he actually came to meet the dreaded Mario.

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7 replies · active 659 weeks ago
That sudden realisation that you used to read VGCats...remembering that it was sometimes updated...then decide to check and find out it has not since last time you checked...

Darn you Comire for putting up futile hopes, opening sealed wounds...but most damingly of all...reminding me how sad I am for expecting VGCats to actually update...
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and don´t forget Super Effective,
and the secret comic adventure log...
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It's a sick cycle we all subject ourselves to. You are not alone brothers.
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And then you realize VG cats has updated more times this year alone than it had during the entire unannounced pseudo Hiatus.

We got a single update each month, yeh?
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Actually my dear sir we are nearing the two month anniversary of not having a comic come from that place.

And darn you for making me go back and check!
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Excuse me, what I meant is that we have the equivalent of a comic a month.

It's august and we've gotten 8 updates for the main comic.
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You may read this next part in an old man's voice, unless the old person voice in your head is female, in that case tell her to go back to the kitchen.

In my days sonny, this here Scott fella used to make this VEEGEE cats comic eeeeevery monday. Now kids with their hippin and hoppin and their cellular telephones cannawt even rememer that thars still four mondays in a mooonth.
In my days if I were looking at this here VEEGEE cats comic I could caaatch up with what that Scott fella had made because of his aaarchiiieve was uuup to daate.
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Hey Koopa!

U Jelly?
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1 reply · active 659 weeks ago
well, except for the part that they have just a bigger jump unless it's one of those areas where they can actually fly... nad even then it's only up and down...
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Remember when you were younger and were taught about stoplights? Red means stop, green means go?

Mario teaches us this in a more ironic way. Red shells stop and turn around. Green shells just keep going...and going and going and going....
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Life for those Koopa Troopas must be a living shell.
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3 replies · active 659 weeks ago
Don't tell me you're dragging us into a pit of puns?
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Yes, and it shall be...Tortueous!
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I don't mean to JUMP the gun here but I think these puns may end up being the downFALL of Halolz.
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My friends, this is a travesty. But for a small amount of coins, you can help change this. You can help afford red paint and training for all the green koopas out there, so they will stop falling to their deaths. Together, we can make a difference. Please, donate to the promote-a-koopa foundation today. Together, we can save lives.

Thank you.
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The red koopa jumped after her friend in pursuit, but Mario continued on to the castle and to world 1-2, where he found both of them again in an awkward situation....

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3 replies · active 659 weeks ago
Forget whatever you're doing. THIS IS HAPPENING!!!!
[youtube C4cfo0f88Ug&feature=g-u-u http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4cfo0f88Ug&feature=g-u-u youtube]
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A dedication without profit.
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Please help me if i'm wrong, since I haven't played Mario in forever, but don't Goombas do the same thing? Yet no one cares about them!?
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1 reply · active 659 weeks ago
It just seems like they're generally stupider to me, so it seems justified when they waltz right down to the underworld.
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It cant be worst than what the goomba goes through.


I'm back from a funeral, but ITS ALL GOOD.
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