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Be careful with it. It’s deadly!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 10, 2012 · 11:25 PM
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Categories: Blizzard, Diablo, Heavy Weapons, PC, Secret Items, Stop... Hammer Time · Leave a comment (53 Comments) |
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
Ahhh Diablo2, How I missed you. D3 sucks!
Not pictured: the requirement of having to sing the rel="nofollow">doom song whenever this hammer is held.
Not as powerful as the banhammer, or better yet, the legendary GRAMMAR HAMMER when used to pummel the faces of those who disrespect basic syntax and the such.
(In cases in which the Law of Grammar is not infringed upon, however, it deals no damage and instead produces a loud "Squeak")
Did anybody call for the redundant department of redundancy department?
It's a good thing this is a joke that doesn't need game knowledge to get… considering I seem to be the only PC gamer I know that hasn't played Diablo.
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And we still wonder what weapon could be better making stats lower with this one.
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But can I wear it as a Hat?
The secret is using the pointy side!
Only way to make it better is if it makes you explode when you die.
Theeeee ultimate weapon…
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But, will it blend?
You have to be careful with that weapon because
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looking at the weapon's stat changes kinda reminded me of rel="nofollow">this…
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Obligatory…
Deadly Doom Hammer of Death?
Sounds a lot like some bad writing…
…please tell me nobody here has read Rough and Ready.
Anyone else find it mildly disconcerting that the "Deadly Doom Hammer of Death" is actual quite a lot worse than the weapon the player currently has?
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Not since the Bag of Holding has a thing described itself in such a wonderful way.
ARRRRRGHH!! THIS WEAPONS STATS MAKE NO SENSE! THEY CONTRADICT EACH OTHER!!!!
Y'know, this reminds me of a time when I picked up a Spiked Shield of Spikes…