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Engineers excel at solving practical everyday problems… like wiping that smirk off his neighbors face by blowing up all of 2Fort!
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[VIDEO] Practical Problems

Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 5, 2012 · 10:04 PM

FAIL

LAME

NOT BAD

PRETTY GOOD

AWESOME

(350 votes, average: 4.80 out of 5)

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Bad Ideas, Chillaxin', Explosives, Head Shot, It's A Trap!, Overkill, PC, Playstation, Sneak Attack, Team Fortress 2, Teamwork, Valve Software, Video Clips, Xbox 360

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KiruBananers 88p · 665 weeks ago

SlowShawn should be a meme, this is like a month old.

Or Douchebag Shawn.

"WHAT, THE FORUMS ARE BROKEN?
KEEP CRYING, MAYBE YOUR TEARS WILL REVIVE THEM."

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Marzen 101p · 665 weeks ago

Just cause something is old doesn't mean it isn't amazing. :D

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 665 weeks ago

Yeah! Like Estelle Getty! That old girl is amazing!
I'd like to make her a real golden girl by giving her a golden.... errr... I mean Team Fortress! Hats! haha, video games.

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Spencer 119p · 665 weeks ago

I really wanna nab that image of that sailor from Spongebob winking and thumbing up after Spongebob says "Old people are the greatest!"

But I'm really lazy.

FIRST PERSON TO DO IT GETS A COOKIE.

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deleted801691 109p · 665 weeks ago

HAND OVER THE COOKIE!

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Spencer 119p · 665 weeks ago

k
gimme your mailing address first then

cookie may or may not come rotten.

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 665 weeks ago

Shawn: "Your tears! It's delicious!!"

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Shawn Handyside 106p · 665 weeks ago

:/

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Spencer 119p · 665 weeks ago

SHAWN INTERNET FROWNS AT YOUR IMPROPER GRAMMAR.

EDIT: I also think it makes a lot more sense to post this now since there's an entire flood of SFM stuff. And we occasionally nag about how "TOO MUCH TF2/POKEMON/MINCRAFT ON HALOLZ" happens.

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deleted801691 109p · 665 weeks ago

Like I said before, all he has to do is dump a bunch of SFM videos in one submission as he did for Skyrim mods.

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Marzen 101p · 665 weeks ago

Honestly I think people will complain no matter what he does.

"What?! Halolz is posting only perfect and amazing submissions all the way I want them?! Man, I miss the GOOD ol' days. Who remembers the Bear Tibbers submission? God, Halolz sucks now."

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Spencer 119p · 665 weeks ago

We're a videogame fanbase down to every last drop... even unhappy when we shouldn't be.

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deleted801691 109p · 665 weeks ago

Sounds about right.

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Deep Thought 105p · 665 weeks ago

That was a bad day...

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Caelun_Niveus 96p · 665 weeks ago

Well, tears revive people in Pokemon...

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poonstev 103p · 665 weeks ago

Reminds me of these two guys.

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Alice_M 79p · 665 weeks ago

Haven't seen that in a while.

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straYDoubter 91p · 665 weeks ago

Don't read Shawn's description until after you see the video.
(Though at this point it's probably too late.)

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NightWight 77p · 665 weeks ago

Huh, I actually forgot to read the description before I watched the video.

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MrNaleIt 78p · 665 weeks ago

So... instead of "Spy vs Spy" it's "Engineer vs Engineer"?

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WheelMan1337 95p · 665 weeks ago

Ever feel like you're just using TOO MUCH gun?

Naah...

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smashpro1 94p · 665 weeks ago

When gun doesn't work, use more gun.

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Mindlessinvalid 91p · 665 weeks ago

You get what you pay for with Nitori.

There's no such thing as enough gun. Guns are used as the primary source for dakka, and for there to be enough gun there'd have to be a sufficient level of dakka coming from the guns. Enough dakka is more than you've got and less than too much, and there's no such thing as too much dakka.

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Vosur 92p · 665 weeks ago

I think you don't have enough.

Edit: And I can never remember on how to resize it in HTML.

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Spencer 119p · 665 weeks ago

Oh looks. KOS-MOS.

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Caelun_Niveus 96p · 665 weeks ago

Also mind that getting to "Enuf Dakka" is an impossible task in itself. Same goes for Choppas. You can never have too much, because you can never have enough.

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Mindlessinvalid 91p · 664 weeks ago

That's because, as I said, enough dakka is more than you've got but less than too much. There is no such thing as too much dakka.

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Alice_M 79p · 665 weeks ago

I love this picture, because MOAR DAKKA!

(Kappa Dakka?)

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Mindlessinvalid 91p · 664 weeks ago

If they ever finish Advent Cirno, I hope Nitori is Barrett

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Alice_M 79p · 664 weeks ago

Dude...THAT WOULD BE FUCKING EPIC! :D

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CFW spplmj 122p · 665 weeks ago

This takes the dueling mini-game to a whole new level

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M4DD4WG 85p · 665 weeks ago

Most engineers have respect for each other when they meet. Once they start working in the same environment a rivalry forms, usually trying to one-up each other. This goes on for a duration until something goes horribly horribly wrong. kinda like this video.

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SirNumel 97p · 665 weeks ago

As the roommate of two robotics engineers, I can attest to this. One of them is still growing his eyebrows back.

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Simply DA 100p · 665 weeks ago

You're on your way to pl_2fort.
The payload is aerial.

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Hatley96 98p · 665 weeks ago

This is one of the best SFM videos ever made so far. It's almost on Valve's own level, the only problem is that the wrist movements are pretty stiff. Still, hopefully he can fix that problem for the next video.

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SirNumel 97p · 665 weeks ago

Evidently, the majority of it was done with motion capture, and he didn't have time to really smooth it out before he released the video. That said, I'm sure monkeyjunkie can build on the experience this video has provided and produce even better stuff in the future.

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blargenth 93p · 665 weeks ago

Ha! Thats how I feel on mario cart servers!

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PvtDisposable 90p · 665 weeks ago

So who gets credit for the kills?

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kitsunechao 58p · 665 weeks ago

I saw it some time ago, masterpiece! Though "Dear FemScout" was fun as well.

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PortalMan 86p · 665 weeks ago

This....so beautiful...*tear*

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xenomorph42q 0p · 665 weeks ago

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MrNaleIt on August 5th, 2012 10:16 pm

So… instead of "Spy vs Spy" it's "Engineer vs Engineer"?
WheelMan1337 on August 5th, 2012 10:23 pm

Ever feel like you're just using TOO MUCH gun?
<img src="http://files.gamebanana.com/img/ss/srends/_313-.jpg" width="495">
Naah…
Simply DA on August 5th, 2012 10:42 pm

You're on your way to pl_2fort.
The payload is aerial.
PortalMan on August 5th, 2012 10:52 pm

This….so beautiful…*tear*
PvtDisposable on August 5th, 2012 10:53 pm

So who gets credit for the kills?
KiruBananers on August 5th, 2012 10:54 pm

SlowShawn should be a meme, this is like a month old.

Or Douchebag Shawn.

"WHAT, THE FORUMS ARE BROKEN?
KEEP CRYING, MAYBE YOUR TEARS WILL REVIVE THEM."
blargenth on August 5th, 2012 11:16 pm

Ha! Thats how I feel on mario cart servers!
straYDoubter on August 5th, 2012 11:23 pm

<img src="http://www.entertainthing.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/spoiler_alert_300_w.jpg">
Don't read Shawn's description until after you see the video.
(Though at this point it's probably too late.)
poonstev on August 5th, 2012 11:46 pm

Reminds me of these two guys.

<img src="http://inclosing.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/spy-vs-spy.jpg">
Xenomorph42Q on August 6th, 2012 12:53 am

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CFW spplmj on August 6th, 2012 1:48 am

This takes the dueling mini-game to a whole new level
kitsunechao on August 6th, 2012 2:51 am

I saw it some time ago, masterpiece! Though "Dear FemScout" was fun as well.
M4DD4WG on August 6th, 2012 2:54 am

Most engineers have respect for each other when they meet. Once they start working in the same environment a rivalry forms, usually trying to one-up each other. This goes on for a duration until something goes horribly horribly wrong. kinda like this video.
Hatley96 on August 6th, 2012 6:24 am

This is one of the best SFM videos ever made so far. It's almost on Valve's own level, the only problem is that the wrist movements are pretty stiff. Still, hopefully he can fix that problem for the next video.

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