Where did you think they came from?
By Daniel Bressette

YOU GOT THE ZORA’S FLIPPERS!

Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 31, 2012 · 5:49 PM

(147 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

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Animated, Artistic, Massive Damage, Nintendo, Secret Items, The Legend of Zelda, Under the Sea

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Ragnellrok 87p · 665 weeks ago

I'd say that that Zora is.... 2 feet shorter.

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MokubaKaiba 91p · 665 weeks ago

i think the deal for link went.......swimmingly.

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Ryu Bonkosi 98p · 665 weeks ago

Looks like that Zora is flipping the fuck out right now.

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Mindlessinvalid 91p · 665 weeks ago

He's obviously not flipping anything, what with the lack of flippers to flip with and all that.

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combatbeaver 94p · 665 weeks ago

I say... Link definately took them from him too easily...The Zora should've really put his foot down!

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Mindlessinvalid 91p · 665 weeks ago

I think that's why Link managed to get them in the first place. He can't swim without the zora's flippers in most of the games. That zora musta been real *footloose* and fancy-free, because link was there waiting for the other shoe (or flipper as it were) to drop, then when the zora lay *breathless* (dead) he stole it's *heart* too.

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KZN02 92p · 665 weeks ago

Well that was a de-feet.

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Sonicsmash2 96p · 666 weeks ago

Then they started a sale.

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2 replies · active 665 weeks ago

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Hyze 107p · 665 weeks ago

See those two smaller ones on the side? They're not assistants or employees. They're suppliers.

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Doctor Rover 91p · 665 weeks ago

THOSE SICK LITTLE MONKEYS!

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DiamyoAlex 92p · 665 weeks ago

You have also received: A letter from PETA!

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2 replies · active 665 weeks ago

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The Pualrus 100p · 665 weeks ago

You bait the Fishing Rod with: A letter from PETA.

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VaultLegend 100p · 666 weeks ago

Wait a minute....if this is true, where'd the power gloves come from?!

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3 replies · active 665 weeks ago

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poonstev 103p · 665 weeks ago

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VaultLegend 100p · 665 weeks ago

Its so bad.

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Mindlessinvalid 91p · 665 weeks ago

It really is... so bad... to paraphrase Sean in his Electronic Gaming Monthly column that no-one reads because he's not that funny: "It translates left as right, and right as spucculent hamtasm."

EDIT: I just realized that people might think I'm referring to Shawn Handyside, I'm not. Sean Patrick Reiley was a columnist who wrote "the rest of the crap" in the back of EGM where he ranted about games that no-one had played in years. He was actually funny, but I like to pretend I'm better than enjoying his work.

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