Don’t beat yourself up John… nobody’s perfect!
By MasterLawlz
Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 31, 2012 · 3:03 AM |
Categories: Bungie, Halo, Highly Illogical Captain, Irony, Microsoft, Shields Up, Weak Points, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment () 62 Comments |
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Yet another victim of dihydrogen monoxide. It is one of the most deadly substances known to man after all.
A HALO POST ON HALOLZ?! IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!
God help us if The Covenant devise…. WATER….GUNS
Honestly, it's not that ridiculous. Think about it: heavy armor is well…heavy. It's not a matter of strength or swimming skill on the part of the wearer; it's a matter of buoyancy.
OBJECTION!
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Hmm, it's six p.m. here in Korea… I doubt Shawn coulda posted anything…
*checks*
……..
A…… a… Halo submission……
in… oh my goodness….
how long… has it been… and…
it's… ALSO. A. CAPTION.
AND MEMETIC.
IS THIS
IS THIS THE SHAWN WE KNEW
WILL WE
ARE WE
CAN THE FORUMS POSSIBLY NOW WITH THIS UPRISING
RETURRRRRRRRRRRN?
Guys, what if Halo's actually being played through a Type-1 Animus, the type that causes ancestors to have super-drowning skills?
You could say that when he goes in water his survivability really takes a dive.
a Halo post? On Halolz?………..
Did I miss something? Did Shawn turn good again? What else has happened while i was gone!? Are the forums fixed!? Did everyone decide that MineCraft was stupid out of nowhere!? Did Value remove hats from TF2!? *GASP*……did Episode 3 get released!?
Game character that'll survive in water? Don't hold your breath.
(inb4 pictures of the few game characters that can swim that will immediately ruin the pun.)
I forgot his name was John… someone should make a Zoidberg joke.
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Do any of you know how heavy this armor is?
no?
i thought so
…This feels wrong…
Hmm, does the armor have its own supply of air? And is it too dense to float? How much pressure can it withstand?
you can smack my face 3 times, shoot me 100 times but i cant survive one hit on my back
"Hey, good job out there!" *Back pat, fall over dead*
Worst part is that in Halo: Combat Evolved, you were more than capable of survive being completely submerged in water. So could your A.I. teammates, apparently.
ARMOR IS HEAVY.
HAH-LOOOO!!!!!