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The Guitar of Hyrule

Hey Link! Try playing the song of storms on this bad boy!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 26, 2012 · 1:16 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (182 votes, average: 4.69 out of 5)
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Musical, Nintendo, No Caption Needed, Secret Items, Shields Up, The Legend of Zelda

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1 reply · active 663 weeks ago
Well you could say he's the
*puts on sunglasses*
guitar hero of time!
HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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The new Triforce: Sex, Drugs, and Rock.
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5 replies · active 663 weeks ago
Rock hey?
Now you're talking!
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Drugs hey?
Now you're talking!
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Sex hey?
Now you're talking!
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No! This is sex!
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No, this is sex on drugs.
And it doesn't rock...
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And then Link went on his quest with the mighty shredder guitar of time to obtain the legendary 3 picks of destiny to stop Ganondorf: The Dark Lord of Dubstep.
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3 replies · active 663 weeks ago
The Dark Lord of Dubstep? How could Link possibly lose?
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Here's the catch:

He's actually convincing the innocents to liking bad music.
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and his first victimes were those patches of grass everywhere, no coice but to end their lives quikly (and take the free rupees)
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And you have to use this controller:
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"Sorry kid, you won't be able to carry this all by yourself. Try this one instead."

You got the Dekutar! Switch to the Equipment Subscreen and select the guitar. Press (A) to equip it. Press (R) to crouch and jam out. If you press (R) while (Z) Targeting, you can jam while struttin' your stuff. Be careful, for if it catches fire, it will burn up. So don't try going all Hendrix up in this bitch.
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PLAY FREE BIRD!!!
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1 reply · active 663 weeks ago
This essentially makes the Master Sword the most badass guitar pick in the history of Hyrule.
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Does anyone else think it looks like a badass shovel?
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1 reply · active 663 weeks ago
Now I can imagine Link playing overworld remix with that.
Now that I would love to see.
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I never knew this was one of the legends in GH3: Legends of Rock.
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Related:

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Let me play for you, the song of my people...
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There's really no need for a sword with an awesome axe like that!
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2 replies · active 663 weeks ago
Hyrule now has his Sword, his Bow, and his Axe.
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This is now a LoZ metal thread. This one's for Shawn!

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2 replies · active 663 weeks ago
Hey, man, I started this thread!
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And because Halolz is acting weird for me, I'll just reply to my own comment for this song.

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Now starring, THE HEROES OF TIME!

With Tingle on Lead Guitar!

Link on Vocals!

And Navi on Base!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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4 replies · active 663 weeks ago
I can think of three things wrong with the preceding comment.
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Yeah, there's no drummer for one!
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I prefer their rivals: THE TITANS OF TERMINA!

CHILD LINK on Vocals/Ocarina (He's very good with the high notes)
MIKAU (On loan from The Indigo-Go's) on Lead Guitar!
DARMANI on Bass! (You could say he rocks, but that's obvious.)
DEKU LINK (in the odd tree form that most theories agree on) on Percussion!
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Navi does backing vocals for their hit single: "HEY LISTEN (Press Up, you dummy)".
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When Ganondorf duels Link in the guitar battle of the century he plays the most intense Power Ballad known to man.
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When you play the song of storms on this you rock your enemies like a hurricane.
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I don't normally say this, but it looks like it'd be really fun to behead someone with that. Or at least bludgeon them.
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We later found Darunia sprawled on the floor, coked out of his mind.
Click here for more Zelda rock covers.
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This thing would have to be heavy as hell. I own that shield, and it is NOT light. Still, pretty awesome if it actually works.
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Did someone say song of storms? http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/395997
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