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Riddle me this Batman. Why did you spend three hours trying to push a little ball around a rooftop maze when you could have just blown up the fence with your explosive gel?

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 24, 2012 · 2:21 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (154 votes, average: 4.73 out of 5)
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Batman, Highly Illogical Captain, Irony, PC, Playstation, Secret Items, Superheroes/Supervillains, Xbox 360

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I don't know....

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11 replies · active 666 weeks ago
Everyone has their own kryptonite. (Sad Batman chain anyone?)

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THE FORUMS ARE STILL BROKEN?
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Be of good cheer, Master Bruce. Someday, they'll go back up. Someday...

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Superman's crying because he has no good games.
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Even the box art suggest that this game will violate you

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No Yazan, put that mecha away you'll scare the kids.
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Hey Batman, don't be sad. Turn that frown upside down!!!

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Oh hey look it's that time Robin left for Teen Titans :x
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2 replies · active 666 weeks ago
No!
JUST NO!!!

That never happend!
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HAS UNFATHOMABLE SUMS OF MONEY

USES THEM TO BECOME A BAT-THEMED VIGILANTE THAT CREATES SUPERVILLAINS IN HIS PURSUIT OF PETTY CRIMINALS INSTEAD OF INVESTING MONEY IN GETTING RID OF THE SOCIOECONOMIC CAUSES OF CRIME THAT REMOTELY CAUSED THE DEATH OF HIS PARENTS IN THE FIRST PLACE
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5 replies · active 666 weeks ago
OBJECTION!

Arkham is an Asylum for the criminally insane. Blackgate is the prison.
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Heads, sustained. Tails, overruled.

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I think you need a special type of bomb to blow that fence...

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1 reply · active 666 weeks ago
Some movies you just can't get rid of a bomb- WHOOPS.
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3 replies · active 666 weeks ago
Still a better ending than Arkham Asylum.
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*Insert ME3 joke here*
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Batman nerfed himself. He said that it's more fun and challenging that way.
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1 reply · active 666 weeks ago
Well, something had to be nerfed.

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This isn't 60s Batman, Shawn. He doesn't have Bat Fench Melting Spray. Just his fists and a bunch of useless crap in his belt.
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I know this feeling. Us spies can make ourselves look like any other person but we can't guise ourselves a few hats.
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2 replies · active 666 weeks ago


GENTLEMEN.
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DAT HAT IS FOR A SPAH!
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Holy chain links Batman!
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I actually just beat this game recently, those riddler trophies were almost the death of me.
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3 hours? must have been console version :x
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3 replies · active 666 weeks ago
AND THEN THE CORE DEMOGRAPHIC OF THE SITE WAS REVEALED.
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QUICK! HELP THE PC GAMER!

Dispensin' a +1!
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the truth has been revealed!
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