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Do you have a little Falcon in you?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 21, 2012 · 4:53 AM
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Categories: Drugs & Alcohol, F-Zero, Nintendo, Serious Business, Strike A Pose, Super Smash Bros · Leave a comment (43 Comments) |
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Show me your booze!
Warning: Over consumption may result in you becoming 'Falcon Drunk' and lead to situations like the following:
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/falcon-grope.jpg" width="250">
Falcon… PAWWWNCH!
Consuming one drop of this stuff will be the equivalent of ingesting Molten Lava in addition to the powerful impact of 9,001 Falcon Punches.
Please drink responsibly and cautiously.
Zero people rated this rum F.
Where Captain Falcon gives your bod a meaty Kick in the right direction, Wario's Beer Tequilas (I know, weird, innit?) kick you to the ground and then steals your wallet and clothes
Well it looks like I should start drinking booze.
A little experience never hurts.
I think someone already made that
<img src="http://www.ohbeautifulbeer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/falcon_pilsener02.jpg" hight="500" width="500">
Mix it with a bit of falcon punch and you've got the makings of an epic night!
or they shoot lasers, either way Robbaz would be pleased
Unleash the captain in you?
After a night of drinking Captain Falcon, you might need the most reliable after-morning treatment around:
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/UzlqO.png">
Best. Booze. Ever!
Available exclusively at:
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/halolz-dot-com-fzero-captainfalcon-showmeyobooze.jpg" width="325">
Warning: Side Effects include your fists burning to tempatures which will make them combust into flames.
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More than one way to search for the Higgs Boson!
This rum had a little more PANCH than I expected but still could have used a little KICK.
I'll take 4 rums please.
The official drink of the Church of Falcon.
I might be confused cause I'm in a totally different timezone atm but…
did Falcon Fridays just return to us for a while?