Saturday, May 03, 2025


The bad guys have to hang out SOMEWHERE during the daytime!
By , submitted by God Robert’s Cousin

Blog Widget by LinkWithin



Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 19, 2012 · 2:58 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (115 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
Categories:
Awkward Moments, Chillaxin', Minecraft, Off Duty, PC, Video Clips, Zombies

· Leave a comment (42 Comments)





 

Comments (42)

Loading... Logging you in...
  • Logged in as
Login or signup now to comment.
Welcome to the Blocky Spitoon. How pixelated are ya?
Reply
8 replies · active 667 weeks ago
How pixelated am I? This morning I had a bowl of 8-bits.

...Without any milk.
Reply
To enter the Blocky Spitoon, you need to have pixels. You also need to have pixels in your pixels. You need to have pixels on your eyeballs!
Reply
I'm so pixelated, that my eyeballs are no longer balls! May i come in?
Reply
Relevant:
Reply
I'm so pixelated that I'm picking up invisible items to find an easter egg giving the games creator credit.
Reply
I'm so pixelated, that even 8-bit era silent protagonists shout "Holy shit, that guy is SO pixelated!", whenever they see me.
Reply
How pixelated am I?
When they dig my fossilized remains up, I'll be mistaken as a .JPEG compression artifact!
Reply
Oh god, the cubed cue balls. I enjoyed that too much.

SILLY ZOMBIES YOU CAN'T PLAY POOL WITH THOSE THEY'LL JUST DRAG ALONG THE TABLE
Reply
What's going on here?
...
Reply
Cause even monsters understand the finer points of hat wearing.
Reply
1 reply · active 667 weeks ago
I know this is bragging, and I apologize, but speaking of hats, I've gotten two hat drops in TF2 so far this week.

Also, that GentleCreeper is simply smashing! Where did you find him?
Reply
Oh hey, my submission in the forum almost year ago has FINALLY reached Shawn's eyes. Yes, my forum name and steam name is God Robert's Cousin. Let's avoid the confusion now.

But really now, I feel like Shawn might be doing this on purpose. Not fixing the forums specifically so he has less to rummage through. Hm...
Reply
3 replies · active 667 weeks ago
They're on to you, Shawn...
Reply
Ten to one says he calls heavy weapons guy to put a hit on everyone who wants the forums back.
Reply
I ain't afraid of a fat Russkie with a Gatling.
Reply
Poker Night at the Mob Saloon

Pre-order before July 31st and get a rare item for Team Fortress 2!
Reply
1 reply · active 667 weeks ago
I actually wouldn't mind getting that.
Reply
Minecraft skeleton & spider: forever alone
Reply
1 reply · active 667 weeks ago
At least they have each other.
Reply
They're really not bad folks, these mobs. Just tryin' to get by in life like everyone else, y'know? That passed-out zombie over there? I dun wanna say too much, but his wife of twenty-something years left 'im for a skeleton. An' that creeper over there's still goin' through job interviews, after he lost his job a few months back.

Name's Manny, by the way. I barkeep for this joint. An' don't get me wrong, we've had our celebratin' on a few nights. Maybe you can join us sometime.

Reply
1 reply · active 667 weeks ago
*Walks up*
Gimme your strongest brew
Reply
Standard procedure: MINE CLOSED! DO NOT ENTER! EVER!!!

Then see how far away you can make it on foot to start a new life. Forget your family, your dogs, just find a new neighborhood.
Reply
I think that steve made the right choice putting the block back.
Reply
0:45-0:50 seems to be the Endermen taunting that poor Creeper about his lack of arms
"Ha ha, we have positionable femurs and YOU DON'T, watcha gonna do about that eh? Buddy?"
"Can't you guys just leave me alone or I'll...I'LL"-*sssssssssss*
Fin
Reply
I always loves Steve's reaction <3
Reply
Excuse me Card Playing Zombie, I must tell you that you are quite the jerk, looking at the Creepers hand. Why do you take advantage of the fact your fellow mob has no arms Card Playing Zombie? Why?
Reply
I hear they got good potions there. God I hate that slang-term...
Reply
Stalin block.
Reply
10 replies · active 667 weeks ago
Are you... STALIN HIM!?!
Fuck I'm tired...
Reply
That's ok. Slow down. Maybe you were just russian.
Reply
With comments like these, everyone deserves high MARX!
Reply
I'm not sure. I think you guys are Putin these puns on high ground.
Reply
Since we've completely gone of topic with Russians. I have to insert this gem.
Gorbachov fighting zombie stalins <3
Reply
Now I don't usually go off topic comrades, but...
Oh to heck with it.
Reply
Your StalnBlock has evolved into a Pun Train!

Pun Train wants to learn Forums. However, Pun Train already knows four moves. Should a move be deleted and replaced with Forums?

FORGET [KEEP OLD MOVES]

Pun Train did not learn Forums.

(At this point Shawn puts Pun Train in his PC box and forgets it even exists)
Reply
Okay, I thought I lost it at the zombie Stalins, and then I thought I lost it at Gorbachov the Barbarian, and then I thought I lost it at Gorbachov the Barbarian producing a gun, and then I thought I lost it at Gorbachov's eye lasers, and now I realize that I just lost the game.
Reply


Между тем в России
Reply

Comments by