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REDUCE AN ENEMY TO A PILE OF ASHES

That’s why they invented disintegrator and reintegrator rays!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 13, 2012 · 1:55 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (162 votes, average: 4.54 out of 5)
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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
In energy weapons we all trust.
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1 reply · active 668 weeks ago
Poetry of the wasteland.
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Ehh... since we're digging out old memes.

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3 replies · active 668 weeks ago
[Speech, 97%] I'd like to purchase this item.

[Strength, 53%] Shut up and take my bottlecaps!
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GIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMMEGIMME!
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Oh, I don't think that will be a problem...

Smiley face
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I like it when you search a Deathclaw's head and find a claw.
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4 replies · active 668 weeks ago
Sorry, did you say something? I was busy looting this raider's eye to get his armor and minigun.
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You can have 'em. They were too heavy for me. About two pounds too heavy.

But these 3,000 rounds of ammunition are light as a feather!
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They aren't called Deathclaws for nothing.
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You fail to realize they are almost entirely claw.
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Makes just as much sense as drinking toilet water, oh wait...
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4 replies · active 668 weeks ago
I hate the nonsense in games nowadays...

*Breaks stone with whip and starts devouring another wallchicken*
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You forgot to find the mash potatoes and Ben and Jerry's! Oh, and save me the pizza slice with the bubble on it...

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What the hell did you just get me to watch?!
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Oh I get it. it's hypocritical humor. see in castlevania you whip open stone walls and eat chicken that you find inside which actually makes even less sense then drinking toilet water to restore health because toilet water is something you actually see nearly every day.
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Im tired....
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3 replies · active 668 weeks ago
Aw ye, late night bandwagon!

The original requested no embedding so... Close enough.
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We all know Bart really didn't wanna go to bed because of the clown
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Has anyone noticed you can do the exact same thing in Skyrim? I mean, up until now, I've been too busy imitating Emperor Palpatine to care, but the logic of it is coming back to haunt me.

What is it with RPGs and ash piles?
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3 replies · active 668 weeks ago
Perhaps their creators watched too many cartoons.
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Has anyone noticed you can do the exact same thing in Team Fortress 2? I mean, up until now, I've been too busy imitating Trogdor to care, but the logic of it is coming back to haunt me.

What is it with TF2 and ash piles?
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What ash piles?
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I only wished this worked in real life.

What, no one else is going around disintegrating people?
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4 replies · active 668 weeks ago
I am! How do you do it? I use my ice powers!
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Some of us don't need powers.

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Indeed.
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Disintegrate?
Its better to dehydrate them
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Sees background for meme.
Instantly thinks of Courage Kratos.
Crawls into a ball in the floor and shudders.
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1 reply · active 668 weeks ago
Shhh, we don't say that name around here. Shaun might find out!
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What if. . .the weapons and clothing were MADE out of ash. Seeing as it is the apocalyptic future and all.
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So all games should make the loot on disintegrated foes turn to ash as well. I'll tell everybody at the next big dev conference.

And who cares if the loot turns into ash, that just means you have more chances at getting Pyromania items!
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1 reply · active 668 weeks ago
Unless it's RuneScape, in which case you're just outta luck.
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Realism? In video games?
Pffffffffffft.avi
Only a few, a VERY few, games can imitate true realism
*goes back to playing DayZ*
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1 reply · active 668 weeks ago
*offers you a few bags of blood that have been sitting around for who knows how long that may or may not be your type*

Top up?
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Well it's good guns don't hurt helpful stuff.
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