Goron Freeman

36 Comments

1. DiamyoAlex on July 13th, 2012 1:12 pm
   

   That's totally inaccurate. Gorons speak in grunts and moans. Gordon doesn't speak at all.
2. Prof. Luigi on July 13th, 2012 1:20 pm
   

   Then who would be alyx?
3. MokubaKaiba on July 13th, 2012 1:24 pm
   

   glad its not another of the "before it was cool" jokes, because those are SO LAMESTREAM
4. Pringer X on July 13th, 2012 1:26 pm
   

   Who needs a HEV suit when you have ROCK HARD OLD MAN NIPPLES?
5. Guppy on July 13th, 2012 1:31 pm
   

   But will he dance to Saria's Song?
6. Deep Thought on July 13th, 2012 1:40 pm
   

   Barney: It's dangerous to go alone… take this!
   *You got a crowbar!*
   And when you meet Dr. Ganon tell him I said *Cucco crow* YOU!!!
7. poonstev on July 13th, 2012 2:27 pm
   

   Reminds me of something….

   <img src="http://www.toplessrobot.com/batman-nipples.jpg"&gt;
8. Umbreon 0 on July 13th, 2012 2:36 pm
   

   What, no lambda tattoo?
9. Caesar3594 on July 13th, 2012 2:44 pm
   

   Hey man Gorons don't talk, Freeman doesn't talk. Gorons are badass, Freeman is a badass.
   They both have strong armor……
   Hmm maybe under all that suit is a Goron?
10. TheTaurenRogue on July 13th, 2012 3:30 pm
    

    A Zelda/Half-life cross over.
    -Digs up his vault of Halolz submission puns-
    How interesting, Please do GORON.
11. Bobomberman on July 13th, 2012 3:37 pm
    

    Would this make Tingle G-man? I must delve further into this…
12. Kn0w1d3a on July 13th, 2012 4:46 pm
    

    Half Life 3: Skins are the New Hats
13. PortalMan on July 13th, 2012 5:23 pm
    

    I'm wondering if i want to know what the headcrabs are. Probably not.
14. Icesickle97 on July 13th, 2012 5:42 pm
    

    So, since we have an updated post, will we be getting "The Adventures of Dojohngo Freeman 2: What Has Tobe 100 Percented?"
15. HughbertEsq on July 13th, 2012 7:55 pm
    

    Kay, so does he actually use his crowbar, or does he just yell "LETTUCE WRESTLE BRUVA" to any and every Xenos force he comes across and charges towards them with a dance?

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