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why can't I, hold all these wallets?

I had a feeling the Steam Summer Sale would be back!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 13, 2012 · 10:31 PM 
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Shopped. Gabe Newell would never go past two wallets. Sure he talks about a third wallet gets everyone hyped about it and promises it six months after his second wallet, but months turn to years and all we ever see is a picture of that third wallet, not even the inside just the logo on it. And you know what? There might not even be anything in that wallet it might not even exist. Want to know why?

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4 replies · active 667 weeks ago
Alternatively...



He just loves money.
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Part of me wants to try and defend him, like maybe he saw what happened with Mass Effect 3 and wants to make sure it doesn't have the same reaction...

But then the rest of me gets the crowbar.
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Are you saying Gabe new about what would happen with Mass Effect 3? Years before is came out? AND DID NOTHING?!
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He was too busy swimming in money to save us, unfortunately.
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1 reply · active 668 weeks ago
Even worse now with the Flash Sales every 8 hours.
My wallet can't handle all the abuse.
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Every single year... =\ Anyone else got their ramen supply ready because of Gabe?
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2 replies · active 668 weeks ago
ramen? here we go for spaghetti, rice or similar... works the same...
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I go for Saltines. They're surprisingly filling.
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Steam Summer sale?
Too bad I don't work and have no money.
Plus, I still need to play and finish all Humble Indie Bundle games too!
Damn you SMB.
DAMN YOU I SAY!!
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That's 2 Gabe post in a row Shawn.

One more time, and I'll take your hats.
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2 replies · active 668 weeks ago
It's a Gabe post... there won't be a third for at least a decade or so
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Cause we know what Valve can't do.
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Woah that Subway diet really works wonders!
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Because your money vacuum broke?
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But I thought steam worked only with electronic money transfers... maybe Gabe Newell is is just so awesome that when people throw their money at their screens, he actually catches it
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Wow, Shawn getting lazy and not watermarking the pics?
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1 reply · active 668 weeks ago
tell me the truth, do you really want to steal THAT image?
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My poor wallet... It was so young, and innocent...
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Friend 1: "Dude, you should really buy Binding of Issac! It's only 7 bucks!"
Me: "Eh, I'll get around to it..."
Friend 2: I recommend Binding of Issac. It's only 5 dollars right now, plus the expansion."
Me: "Eh, I'll get around to it..."
Steam summer sale: "It's less than $2.50, including the expansion."
Me: "THE TIME IS NOW."
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This is why i try to ignore Steam all summer....call me weird but i like eating regularly.
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Not that many comments on this submission yet. Probably everyone playing all the games they got from the Steam sales. Just VALVe trying to harmlessly take over the world again. They'll be back... right?
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Well, guess I'll be spending all my money on games I'll play only once. Who am I kidding? I'm never going to play them!
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Wow. Looking at the comments, me saying "I guess I must be the only person on Earth who's not going to buy anything on Steam" would actually not be much of an exaggeration.
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I'd complain, but LOOK AT THESE PRICES!
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Wow, did Gabe actually lose weight? This is challenging my perception of reality.

He needs to be made fatter.
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im done waiting for HL3
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1 reply · active 667 weeks ago
I'm not.



I can wait forever.
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It's because they're too heavy containing that obscene amount of money, Gabe!
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*Has Portal 1 & 2 already from the last sale...has TF2 and Terraria...hmm...could get Sonic Generations...*

Nah...hmm...I think I'm good.

Edit: Nope, wait, I lied. Time to get Poker Night at the Inventory
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2 replies · active 667 weeks ago
Even though I don't know how to play poker, I want that game for the TF2 items.
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Great way to learn how to get more money for games!!!
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This my steam, everyday, non-stop
For the love of all that's Holy, make it go away :<
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seeing his figure on the picture, it's clear he got sick of all those fat newal jokes, or you know, he used the milions earned from the sale to buy... himself some ... photoshopers and a big yacht with a giant number 3 to show you he know how to write it (fact: the 3 will be on it in a few months from now...)
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