If movies have taught me anything this summer, it’s that they don’t want me to be an adventurer anymore.
By unbuiltnuke
Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 29, 2012 · 3:53 AM |
Categories: Bethesda, Heavy Weapons, Movies, PC, Playstation, Superheroes/Supervillains, The Elder Scrolls, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment () 73 Comments |
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I gotta admit, for a meme that was stupid right from the get-go, this was pretty damn funny.
Oh good. I was getting tired of those repetitive "call me maybe" jokes.
It was distracting us from our repetitive "arrow to the knee" jokes.
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He has to be aiming for the knee, there's no other explanation.
If it makes you feel better I was just going to throw piss at you.
What is this? Really bad meme week?
well at least "let me guess somebody stole your sweet roll's" line didn't become a meme.
I hate that fucking line. It drove me to steal sweet roll's and pile them on my bed. I think I have about five-hundred of them on my bed in whiterun.
There's no point in quivering in fear! Get out of there, before you get shafted!
It's not those guys you've got to worry out. It's…
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I guess we need to have an obligatory crossing of the memes.
Hey I just stopped you
and this is crazy
but here's an arrow in the knee
become a guard maybe?
I used to be a Legion member
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But then I took a nuclear strike to my home
Oh my god, a funny arrow joke. The Mayans were right, 2012 really is the end.
Ehhh… Sure… why not… pun time.
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Welll, at least arrows don't blow your testes out right? Like in Sniper Elite?
Right?
Right?!
Call me maybe followed by an arrow to the knee joke?
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More arrow to the knee jokes?
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Well at least Shawn is going back to the meme aspect of Halolz.
ANOTHER bad meme this week alone? REALLY SHAWN? REALLY?
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I never run from a fight. <img src="http://i.imgur.com/COius.png" width=400>
2007 was Year of the Drill. 2012 is Year of the Bow and Arrow.
I think its hilarious that you all are so sick of these repetitive jokes.
This is what we strived for technologically! A world of instant communication where every man's voice could be heard. The same joke being told a million times was inevitable!
Against all odds, I have to say, I actually laughed at this. I don't know, just the way the guard is standing makes him look like he's ready to bolt lest his knees get attacked by bolts.
…Y'know, cause bolts are the type of arrows used by crossbows… Am I doin' it right?
Does this make the Huntsman Sniper a hipster?
No love for Archer and his exploding sword arrows?
Where is Legolas?
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Well, I won't be here tomorrow so I'll be posting this now.
Don't think I'll be dead, I'm just going away to Korea for vacation for a while. The first week will be internet-less but I'll see what I can do after.
If not then I'll just be back, mid August at latest
Happy Halolzing, folks.
Please don't tear eachother apart while I'm gone.
This is the only "arrow to the knee" joke i have ever gotten a genuine laugh from.
I don't need my knees. My hands, head, and naughty bits are all I need!
Does your wheelchair have rockets?