PORTRAIT OF A GENTLEBOT

44 Comments

1. BTSnoogans on June 26th, 2012 11:11 pm
   

   I can imagine him having a turret butler. Admit it. You want a turret butler.
2. PvtDisposable on June 26th, 2012 11:20 pm
   

   OBJECTION! If Chell is truly the Moriarty to his Holmes, then that should be a violin. Also the book should be replaced with lines of crack.
3. MasterLuigi452 on June 26th, 2012 11:20 pm
   

   This is as close as to perfection in art.
   <img src="http://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae112/Selphos/Reactions/golfclap.gif"&gt;
4. Cyndaquazy on June 26th, 2012 11:21 pm
   

   Pleased to make your acquaintance, sir. Is that a cello there, or is it a violin? Oh-ho! My poor eyesight seems to failing me at this age. And my, you sure are very well read!
5. Kn0w1d3a on June 26th, 2012 11:22 pm
   

   I thought the Space Core would be wearing the cap and gown :(
6. PvtDisposable on June 26th, 2012 11:31 pm
   

   Just don't insult his intelligence, else he might wig out. Then you'll have toupee!
7. chipznsallza on June 26th, 2012 11:41 pm
   

   Octavia should give him lessons
8. Icesickle97 on June 26th, 2012 11:44 pm
   

   Wow, Shawn, I'm glad we're getting a lot of posts, but I almost wanna ask you to slow down a bit. You're putting these up so fast we barely have time to joke about the ones we already have…
9. invadingduck on June 26th, 2012 11:54 pm
   

   Any of those books involve busting ghosts?
   *BleepBloopBlop*
   They do now. All of them.
10. Passerby Boy on June 27th, 2012 12:11 am
    

    Wait a minute…. that's Wheatley… reading a BOOK? This can't be right!

    Wait… on closer examination you can clearly see those pages are blank! It seems this is all a ruse to get us to believe that he is intelligent! Well it failed dear sir!

    Good. Day.
11. Redzeroine on June 27th, 2012 1:49 am
    

    All that's missing is rel="nofollow">classical music
12. VyseRogueKing on June 27th, 2012 2:22 am
    

    But wait! Where is his mandatory cup of tea and/or brandy? This gentlebot is a fraud!
13. Armetron on June 27th, 2012 5:06 am
    

    well since NO-ONE has posted this yet

    [youtube Em6DdEi0rL4 rel="nofollow"> youtube]
14. Ragnellrok on June 27th, 2012 7:07 am
    

    I say, Madam Chell! This is the part where I kill you!
15. HughbertEsq on June 27th, 2012 7:35 am
    

    "Oh! That skull? Ummmm, ignore it, no please, it's nothing important, I-I've always thought it was a bit of useless junk, but it….. you know….adds…..ummmm…. aesthetic value! Yes! That's it! Yep, always gotta…. gotta keep your…. home property values up…. And besiiides… whoever that skull was, he…. was glad it good be ummm… Donated! Yes! in the name of…whatwasit… Science…of aesthetic values! yeah, quite an underrated study really, in my, ah, honest opinion… Obviously you've never understood that because you're a fatty-fatty-no-parents… Oops, I said that out loud didn't I?
16. HughbertEsq on June 27th, 2012 7:40 am
    

    Unrelated, but I just finished my GCSEs! rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
    WOLOLOLOLOLOLO
    AND THE EDUCATION MINISTER WANT TO REPLACE GCSES WITH O-LEVELS
    THUS MAKING ALL MY WORK AND GRADES REDUNDANT IN THE FUTURE JOB MARKET
    W00P
17. Bobomberman on June 27th, 2012 2:14 pm
    

    What are you doing in the comments?!?!?! WATCH MEET THE PYRO NAO!! http://www.youtube.com//watch?v=WUhOnX8qt3I
18. BraveSirJimOfLawl on June 27th, 2012 2:18 pm
    

    SHAWN! MEET THE PYRO IS UP!
    [youtube agfX4pJs-vo rel="nofollow"> youtube]
19. BraveSirJimOfLawl on June 27th, 2012 10:08 pm
    

    And so, as Meet the Pyro was posted, all action on other Halolz posts, ceased. The entire site, save for the video, became a wasteland of old jokes, and forgotten puns.
20. Omnomynous on June 28th, 2012 3:36 pm
    

    And absolutely NO mention of the Fact Sphere?!

    <img src="http://www.seacats.net/teaparty/src/130861916235.png"&gt;

    I am disappointed, Halozians.

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