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MANY EXPLOITS REMAIN AFTER 1.03

*sigh* Don’t you understand? They’re not bugs, they’re features!
A forum post by Furiant

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 26, 2012 · 2:16 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (208 votes, average: 4.70 out of 5)
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I read that a few days ago. Too bad the rest of the topic and most of the forum is just complaints about how "Inferno" from Diablo 3 is harder than "Hell" from Diablo 2. They don't get the point that adding an HARDER difficulty makes the game harder.
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10 replies · active 670 weeks ago
I think it's less actual difficulty and more fake difficulty cause by easily fixable problems, like enemies with power combos that make them extremely overpowered. When the bosses are easier than the minions, you're doing something wrong.
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GRAMMAR HAMMER! You meant to say "that adding a harder difficulty".
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Conglaturation!!!
You have corrected a great comment.
And prooved the justice of our grammar.
Now go and rest our hero!
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GRAMM--er... SPELLING HAMMER! You meant to say "proved". You also meant to say "Congratulations!".
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*SLAP*
YOU DON'T CORRECT A GHOSTBUSTERS REFERENCE!!!

People these days...
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T_T
I didn't know!
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Wouldn't it have been "proven" anyways?
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*SLAP*
Hasn't enough damage been done already?!
T_T
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But it was super effective!
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It's still not Lunatic mode.
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Guys, don't you get it?
Diablo 3 is not hard enough!
They need to add a new difficulty!
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10 replies · active 667 weeks ago
Doubleferno?
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Ha Ha! The dying has been doubled!
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nightmare difficulty!! HUZZAH!
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Nuff said
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Outferno.
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how about "one shot" no matter what, the second you get hit by anything you're dead
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Interesting idea... relax guys, I got this
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Bitch. Please.
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Sorry, IWBTG is way harder than Cat Mario D:
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You sir win the internet.
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"A forum post by Furiant"

So now you've just moved on to new forums altogether?
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4 replies · active 670 weeks ago
"What do we want?"
"Church of Falcon!"
"When do we want it?"
"Church of Falcon!"
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"Our Falcon, who art in Mute City, awesome be thy moves.
Thy meme has come, thy pose be done, on Earth as it is in Halolz.
Give us this day our Falcon Punch, and show us your moves
As we show our moves to those against us
Lead us not into Mudkipz, but deliver us from Star Wolf.
For thine is the coolness, and the lolz, and the glory,
Forever and ever,
YES!"
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Shawn's been cheating on us?
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Its like he doesn't like us anymore. WHY DON'T YOU LIKE US? T_T
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You call that a complaint my dear 'Furiant'?

Ever since the dawn of man we have been complaining about the lack of forums, through 'hilarious' puns, meme pictures, death threaths and various other means of making one certain Shawn Handyside get off his goldplated pants covering behind to give us our forums.

Now please spend the equivalent of ONE of your earthly weeks upon this website and learn from what we, gods amongst complainers, moaners and inpatient asshats alike can call a PROPER complaint.
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2 replies · active 670 weeks ago
You call that a complaint! Back in my day, we didn't have any of this new-fangled "computer typing", we had to use rocks. We'd scrape our complaints into the rocks and throw them at the nearest Deacon, as was the fashion at the time. And damn-well we liked it!

I remember once back in ol' sixty-two, me and pepper joe were walking down the old....*snore*...
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Hey! Hey! Old man! You forgot to take your meds again! Wake up!
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So he thinks that the game...
Diablows?
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1 reply · active 670 weeks ago
You made need some sunglasses,
And this: http://cow.org/csi/
(No matter how many times I see how to do it, I always forget how to do the make-links-not-look-like-links thing)
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After reading this, I must state,


No amount of complaints about Diablo 3, funny or not, could rustle my jimmies when Meet the Pyro is around the corner.
(Plus, I just really like rustled jimmies images and wished to post something expressing as such)
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It's almost as if the person enjoys watching other players die...

I SUPPORT THIS FORUM POST! TOO MANY EXPLOITS ARE IN DIABLO 3!
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5 replies · active 670 weeks ago
We will turn Diablo 3 into the next contender for highest body count of controllable characters in a game yet. Watch out Dwarf Fortress... Here we come
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Super Meat Boy.
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SMB has no body count, you can only measure the game's success in how much red is splattered all over the stage.
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Died 40 times on this stage already? F**k it, new mission, I'm gonna cover every tile and obstacle in meat juices!
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I still have to try that game...
Both of them...
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Remember the good old days? The days were hard ment working harder. Were a man would have to think or plan to get past a hard level. The days of the forbidden mazes that would confuse you in navagating?

Well no worries here. Tried of hard fights? Try cheap fights that will kill you in one shot or camera screen you to death! Tried of working harder or even planning? Use our special luck system where god is the only thing that can save you! Tried of those mazes? Try our new and improved lines walls! They will be a straight line that will.. some how still confuse the new players on where to go even with the arrows to guide them out? Well next patch will just replace it with button time events!
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Progress? Don't be silly. Diablo III comes from the pioneers of the MMO genre. Progress is just an illusion used to solicit another month's subscription.
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Super Troll Bomb
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I think Bioware took this to heart when they nerfed by precious ME3 multiplayer Infiltrator today.
WHAT DID MY (non competitive PvE) INFILTRATOR EVER DO TO YOU?!?!?!
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You should see the list for starcraft 2 when the first patch was realeased. Man who comes up with the glitch of stalker speed?
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2 replies · active 670 weeks ago
MEANWHILE, AT BLIZZARD HQ:
"Guys, I was playing a match as Terran and LOST!"
"NERF EVERYTHING!"
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That is a sad true story.
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Lol what a troll -_-
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Are people STILL bitching/being snide about patch 1.03?
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