HEY I JUST MET YOU AND THIS IS CRAZY

60 Comments

1. smashter on June 26th, 2012 1:55 am
   

   ~And all the other Bros.
   Are trying to daaate me!
   But I changed my texture
   So call me Daisy~
2. Solar Boy Django on June 26th, 2012 1:58 am
   

   Why Shawn why… this song makes me cringe as is… the fact that people like it makes me cringe more…
   <img src="http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z227/ZeldaSheek/vader.jpg&quot; /img>
   Reaction to picture when I saw it… I don't know about anyone else but truly? I'll take Friday over Call Me, Maybe.
3. LinkorZelda on June 26th, 2012 2:13 am
   

   The song was bad, but not super bad but then somebody thought it would be clever to parody it and now EVERY OTHER IMAGE ON THE INTERNET IS A CALL ME MAYBE JOKE!!!
   <img src=http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/290/977/dbb.gif>
4. Nick Soapdish on June 26th, 2012 2:18 am
   

   This joke
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   My Head

   Seriously I have no idea what you kids are on about. Is this some kind of hip tune from the Baby Gaga's or the Jason Beeber's that the young'uns are listening to these days?
   Let me know when you start posting the 80's music jokes. I'll understand those!
5. Treeman574 on June 26th, 2012 2:21 am
   

   <img src="http://killthehydra.com/wp-content/uploads/545769_10150937251684265_1234176983_n.jpg&quot; />
6. MasterLuigi452 on June 26th, 2012 2:22 am
   

   <img src="http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/119/d/c/yeah_i__m_just_gonna_____by_masterluigi452-d4y13p3.gif"&gt;
   Shawn… REALLY??
   STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME HATE DAISY!!
7. smashter on June 26th, 2012 2:24 am
   

   Alright, I managed to find (read: create) the rest of the song!

   ~I threw a coin in the well
   Don't ask me I'll never tell
   I K.O.'d you as it fell,
   And now you're in my way

   I trade my life for a wish
   Mushrooms and flowers for a kiss
   I wasn't looking for this
   But now you're in my way

   Your grab was holding
   My percentage was showing
   Hot night, Kirby blowing
   Where you think you're spawning baby?

   Hey, I just met you
   And this is crazy
   But I changed textures
   So call me Daisy

   It's hard to down+B
   WIth my Jiggly
   But I changed textures
   So call me Daisy

   Hey, I just met you
   And this is crazy
   But Fox said "Pew pew!"
   So call me Daisy

   And all the other Bros.
   Are trying to date me!
   But I changed my texture
   So call me Daisy

   You took your time loading Brawl
   I took no time to win it all
   There were no items at all
   And now you're in my way

   Your Pokeball I will steal
   Be careful, stuff's getting real
   How does getting 2-stocked feel
   You're no longer in my way

   I had all the winnin'
   You had all the ragin'
   Meta Knight was spinnin'
   Where you think you're going baby?!

   Hey, I just played you
   And this is crazy
   But I changed textures
   So call me Daisy

   I cannot hit you
   With my B baby!
   But I changed textures
   So call me Daisy

   Hey, I just pwned you
   As King Dedede
   Without my hammer
   So call me Daisy

   And all the other noobs
   Will try to play me
   But I will rock them
   And play as Daisy

   And now that I've taken all your lives you know you're so bad
   You know you're so bad
   You know you're so, so bad

   And now I've taken first and you know I'm so good
   You know I'm so good
   You know I'm so, so good

   (Brawl… Brawl… Brawl… Brawl…)

   It's hard to look right
   at your score baby
   But I just pwned you
   And played as Daisy

   Hey, MK's OP
   And Snake is crazy
   But "Tiers are for Queers"
   Just call me Daisy

   And all the other characters
   Feel so lazy
   But it's just a game
   So call me Daisy

   Before I joined into your game you thought I was bad
   Thought I was bad
   Thought I was, was bad

   And now my turnips will show you that I am so good
   And you should know that
   So call me Daisy~
8. MasterLuigi452 on June 26th, 2012 3:01 am
   

   You know what? I have no words whatsoever.
   Here. Have an unrelated video.
   [youtube _Te1yBSSoWs&feature=g-user-u rel="nofollow"> youtube]
9. VT_Juju_Man on June 26th, 2012 3:12 am
   

   <img src="http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/arnold-shutup-kindergarten-cop.gif"&gt;

   Sums up my thoughts of these jokes pretty nicely.
10. HughbertEsq on June 26th, 2012 6:15 am
    

    Hey, I've already heard you
    And this is ain't Crazy
    But you're gettin' 'nnoyin'
    So shut up maybe?
11. Kickaa on June 26th, 2012 6:31 am
    

    Hey we meet again
    And I'm so sorry
    But the princesses castle
    Is the next one maybe?
12. Robocopter419 on June 26th, 2012 8:00 am
    

    Halolz -- Your premiere source for parodies of really bad songs
13. GanjalfTheGreen on June 26th, 2012 9:55 am
    

    …

    In other news: THE MAYANS WERE RIGHT!
14. Deep Thought on June 26th, 2012 10:43 am
    

    Shawn: <img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m63x6nGheG1r5tylp.gif"&gt;
15. Skrist on June 26th, 2012 12:13 pm
    

    <img src="http://i315.photobucket.com/albums/ll478/Zokort/SuicidalRedface.png"&gt;
    I was fine with him not fixing the forums for 7 months, but this is just too much.
16. BTSnoogans on June 26th, 2012 2:30 pm
    

    *sees a lot of disgruntled comments*
    *I've never heard the song*
    *zero fucks given*
17. Jimmy on June 26th, 2012 3:11 pm
    

    <img src="http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4503242_700b.jpg"&gt;
18. smashter on June 26th, 2012 10:55 pm
    

    Hurrr Durrr, thumbs up if you like "Call me Maybe!"

    -2 Days Later-

    Detective Shawn: "Have you ever seen anything like this, Deputy Trunks?"

    Deputy Trunks: "No, I haven't… It's disgusting and terrible! How could this happen?!?"

    Detective Shawn: "This is what happens when you go too far with a stupid comment on Halolz, deputy. Most of the time, the community can handle itself, but sometimes, it hits a breaking point and does… this."

    Deputy Trunks: "Really? They can do this? It's… terrible! He was beaten to death with his own E-peen! I can't look away!"

    Detective Shawn: "I've seen this too many times for it to faze me now, deputy. The most we can do is to warn future wanna-be trolls. I hope that I will never see this again… But I know I will."

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