You add up all those stats he’s mentioned over the years, and he ends up being one hell of a robot! Also another one of my characteristic non-video game posts!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 21, 2012 · 2:51 PM
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
Not a video game related submission?
Bite its shiny metal ass.
40% of this picture is bullshit. Guess which percentage!
My Bender is different from ordinary Bender. It's like, in the top percentage of Bender! Seriously, like, 330.4%. That's really high.
Bender is 40% scrap metal? But that means… *gets calculator* He's 1% hat!
I am 330.04% confused by this picture.
No, this is totally a video game post. You could totally build this version of Bender in Dwarf Fortress!
My Bender is in the top percent of all other robots!
Yeah, baby, I know it!
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Not video game related?
Shawn, please. This is FUTURAMA FOR GOD'S SAKE.
OF COURSE IT'S A GOOD SUBMISSION!!
I'm spplmj and this is my favorite submission on Halolz
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I don't understand the joke in this one the math checks out perfectly! I mean it's Bender! Would he ever lie to us?
shawn.
the forums are broken still, and this is not videogame related.
but i see you updated this comment system so we can now embed youtubes.
<img src="http://neverpool.com/stuff/moar/Reaction%20faces/n73096_im%20okay%20with%20this.png">
remember guys, dont abuse it or he may take it away just like the forums.
SOMEONE ACTIVATE THE ANTI-TROLL SHIELD!!!
Seriously [youtube XPjUO2YSjn0 rel="nofollow"> youtube]
EXCUSE ME? How is this not video game related?
<img src=http://www.platypuscomix.net/videos/Futuramaps2.jpg>
They forgot 40% MOM override circuitry, 40% "kill all humans", and 40% Amazonian Lothario.
<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ijedIqkf1r4r71ho2_400.gif"/>
Now Hoooooold on a second
This here deconstruction is inaccurate, there needs to be AT LEAST 48.65recurring % alcohol for a Bender-Bot to function nominally
330.04 ehhhh?
That seems an odd number all right, why would Shawn post such an irregular post with an irregular number?
Maybe….. IT'S ALL PART OF THE UPDATE! THE UPDATE! LINT! GOLDFISH! BOARD! CHEESEWHEELS!
WHAT ARE YOU TELLING US SHAAAAAWN
You forgot 100% love machine.
THINK OF THE SENORITAS!
…Still enough to put him on the head, I suppose?
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So many videos, it's like a Halolz theatre. Nothing witty to say. D:
Bender Bender Bender Bender Bender Bender Bender
He's over 100% Bender.