Gabe Newell takes advice

108 Comments

1. VaultLegend on June 12th, 2012 5:12 pm
   

   And lo, Jesus spoke to the Gaben: "Let there be nerd rage!"
2. pokemon_girl on June 12th, 2012 5:20 pm
   

   Good thing halolz has a good fan base, or there'd be a flame war on religion.
3. poonstev on June 12th, 2012 5:31 pm
   

   This makes me very CROSS.
4. IncredulousEric on June 12th, 2012 5:33 pm
   

   <img src="http://i.qkme.me/3pou2t.jpg&quot; width ="444">

   Where is the almighty Jesus beard in that picture?
5. Deep Thought on June 12th, 2012 5:39 pm
   

   BULLSHIT! MY LORD AND SAVIOR HAS A BEARD!!!
   <img src="http://api.ning.com/files/Oss98hq1zuIYkvaJHBEjsK72xbPjwXUdYmM-jRJGNhKaZzFYC0zYnvXU9e-fs4SZOzaQNUIkp9*3tUDqnpyeIA__/gabe_alt.jpg?width=574&height=378"&gt;

   (Though, seriously, Jesus did have a beard. Jewish tradition and all that.)
6. LinkorZelda on June 12th, 2012 5:51 pm
   

   Wonder what the Westberro Baptist church would have said about this
   Man those guys are more of a cult then they are a church.
7. Sid_Diddly on June 12th, 2012 5:56 pm
   

   I got some advice for Gaben. Learn to Count to Three.
8. VyseRogueKing on June 12th, 2012 6:12 pm
   

   But, if you're in the mood, tease them with a prequel!
9. Alpar on June 12th, 2012 6:13 pm
   

   The child you see that wrote the Book of Mormon grew up to be none other than Peter Chimaera for reference.
10. GanjalfTheGreen on June 12th, 2012 6:22 pm
    

    I wonder how many days it would take for Gabe to resp-resurrect?
11. MasterLuigi452 on June 12th, 2012 6:33 pm
    

    ………….I can see this happening…
12. smashter on June 12th, 2012 6:42 pm
    

    As a Mormon, I find this both hilarious and offensive. I am not sure how to feel about it.
13. TheTaurenRogue on June 12th, 2012 6:45 pm
    

    <img src="http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/063/7/1/gabe_newell_portrait_by_freddre-d4rnffi.jpg&quot; width="350" height="400" />
14. DiamyoAlex on June 12th, 2012 7:45 pm
    

    Also, keep the sandals, you're rockin 'em
15. Nick Soapdish on June 12th, 2012 8:02 pm
    

    This comic is so ridiculous. Gaben is just way way too skinny.
    1 chin?!? Ridiculous.
16. Roland_Deschain on June 12th, 2012 8:13 pm
    

    Suddenly, fanfiction.
17. Solar Boy Django on June 12th, 2012 9:41 pm
    

    Not sure if offensive or I take thing to seriously…
18. Alpar on June 12th, 2012 10:15 pm
    

    I haven't done anything. Blame Gravatar.
19. Cloak on June 12th, 2012 10:19 pm
    

    GOD DAMNI-
    Er, FOR THE LOVE OF GO-
    … SPY SAPPIN' MY RAGE.
20. Vabolo on June 12th, 2012 11:40 pm
    

    Neither am I, but I always find things that use religious texts and stories as a basis for humour to be interesting, as it shows aspects of a culture I normally don't have access to. Just because I don't believe in the magical zombie that was Jesus Christ doesn't mean I don't find some of the things related to him and his twelve bros interesting and worthy of thought.

    Fun fact: I may or may not have drawn a single-frame comic in which Jesus H. Christ, Brahma and an off-screen Mohammed (because reasons) try to avoid eye contact with the Flying Spaghetti Monster because he is the Zoidberg of the gods.
21. Spaz Tzu on June 13th, 2012 12:33 am
    

    Oh…
    I thought it was because Valve couldn't count to 3.
22. HughbertEsq on June 13th, 2012 7:48 am
    

    Was going to at least attempt humour, but nearly everyones' profile pics have….. Disappeared
    What's going on Shawn?
    Wahssgonnon?
    WahsgonmimmascardShan?
23. blizzarddemon on June 13th, 2012 2:01 pm
    

    lol The book of Mormon is the third edition, and as with all ends of trilogies, it has a fanbase no one cares about nor validates :D

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