
First rule of Ass Club, don’t talk about Ass Club. Second rule of Ass Club, bring your best rod. By RaceCarGrin


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Obligatory…
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live and plastic worms sold separately
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An ass club Herman made? That seems fishy
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Asses and clubs? I know just the man!
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Third rule of Ass Club: One ass at a time.
I can't really think of a clever comment with all of the E3 hype in me
Sorry
Remember, at the ass club, it's always catch and release, if you know what I mean. Because I don't.
I know someone who likes it:
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Finally a game made for ME!
All hail Herman, Connoisseur of Cracks.
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One important rule of Herman's Ass Club is never to use your biggest lure first time on the water, just work your way up each session from your smallest hooter to your Big Ol' Flapper
Remember your Bait and Tackle folks
Your Bait
And then your Tackle
Anyone noticed Link's recent admission?
Lake Hylia must be having a poor fishing season, not enough of the Hyrule Bass catching the pole
ifyouknowwhatImean
Can't critique. Still in a facepalm-induced coma from Microsoft's E3 conference.
That's right ladies, Herman is always the best buy.
Too early to say this, but this is what this year's E3 will look like.
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Two price stickers. I think someone is trolling…
Hey guys I got some fine bass right here!
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Dat ass… no wait, DAT ass… now wait, DAT ASS! It's like a dream come true!
Ok, that HAD to be intentional.
I once invited Skrillex to go fishing, but he kept dropping the bass!
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The secret is that you have to stick it out, and wiggle it a bit. When they take the bait they'll squirm a bit. But they soon know they have met fate. Then you just reel it out, remove the bits, and cook it and eat it.
What are you looking at?
Only $9.99? Wow! That's one cheap-ass game!
I went to Herman's Ass Club once. Got my ass clubbed really hard. I couldn't sit down for a week. I had no idea they took it so literally. Point is, don't go there. It's nothing but pain.
I get all my bait at the Master Bait & Tackle shop nearby.