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GAME & WATCH: QWOP

I had no idea QWOP has been around since my childhood!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 1, 2012 · 3:44 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (209 votes, average: 4.74 out of 5)
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Even the total distance you're able to travel is accurate!
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7 replies · active 673 weeks ago
Just imagine what QWOP would be like as an Arcade Coin-Op.
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4 replies · active 673 weeks ago
Wow. No wonder QWOP is Nintendo Hard.
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7 replies · active 674 weeks ago
Hey guys,
What do you get when you mix adult-oriented brony fan fiction with a frustrating flash game?

A QWOP-fic.

THANK GOD I THOUGHT HE MEANT PENIS.
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17 replies · active 673 weeks ago
Since I have no Idea whats going on, I'll stay out of it.

Again:
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Where's the spazzing out on the ground on your knees to make it across? 'Cause that is how you QWOP.
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Dear Creator of QWOP:

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DON'T QWOP ME NOOOOOW!
'Cuz I'm trying to concentrate, fucking trying to CONCENTRATE!
I'M A FALLING STAR, SMACKING MY FACE INTO THE DIRT TRACK!
THIS CHARACTER'S JOINTS DEFY ALL LOGIC!
I'M LIKE A RACING CAR!
IF THAT CAAAAR HAD A FLAT TIRE!
Here I Go, GO GO!
FUCK, I HIT THE WRONG KEEEEY!
I JUST HIT TWENTY-FIIIIVE FEET!
TWENTY FIVE FEET, BUT THEN I GOT SOMETHING IN MY EYE!
SO THEN I GOT DISTRACTED AND I-
I FUCKING HAT THE STUPID QWOP MAN! FUCK THIS SHIT!
DON'T QWOP ME NOOOOOW!
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I've only beaten QWOP once. And when you do, you feel like the biggest badass ever.
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1 reply · active 674 weeks ago
Game B: You die in QWOP & Watch you die in real life.
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13 replies · active 673 weeks ago
Ah man, I love this game so much. I win every time... To win you have to die right?
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You think THIS is hard? try game B where you have to hurdle over the bodies of other qwop players.
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There's no sprite for the hurtle because they know no one will ever reach it.
Clever Nintendo, they really know how to save on in game resources.
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In my day QWOP was an adventure game, the commands of that game!
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I am NOT buying this game.
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...can we see some Boat O Cross on that now?
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Wide Screen? What the heck is this? Bloody kids with their new-fangled technology
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Thankfully the programmers knew of the games flaws and breathed a collective sigh of relief at not having the program the machine to recreate "Chariots of Fire"
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China probably just created a "Pop Station" of this

Because... Trust me
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I dunno why people say QWOP is hard.... I just go OW PQ OW PQ OW PQ OW PQ DAMNIT I FELL AGAIN
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Alternate submission name:
Game & QWOP.
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I beat qwop! the strategy is qqw qqw over and over. Took me 15 minutes but I did it!
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1 reply · active 673 weeks ago
I don't mean to side track anyone from the Halolz attention, but I just started a shit storm.
http://souleater676.deviantart.com/gallery/374669...

Gotta keep low now, Bronies want my head.
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