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The Adventures of Lord Mario

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 29, 2012 · 2:36 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (210 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)
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Artistic, Disturbing, Gentlemen, Massive Damage, Nintendo, Overkill, Rage Enducing, Retro, Sequential Art, Stabbey Stabbey, Super Mario Bros, Weird

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Two hats: Because every gentleman knows that more hats means more class!
Also used to keep all of those poor and Irish people at bay!
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9 replies · active 675 weeks ago
So, a classy hero needs some classy enemies

"Yes, indeed"
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Oh joyous day! I thank you, brave red-clad plumber, for rescuing me, this fair person, from the treacherous claws of King Bowser Koopa. Verily, I express my gratitude to you, oh brave plumber. Yet I must add, however, that your quest hasn't ended just yet. For as you see, the fair maiden and ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom is still being held hostage in a completely different, and more heavily guarded rook as we speak!
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5 replies · active 675 weeks ago

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3 replies · active 675 weeks ago


And from that day forward any time a bunch of turtles are together in the mushroom kingdom it's called a 'massacre waiting to happen'
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2 replies · active 675 weeks ago
There's far too much class in this Mario submission.

Fixing now.

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2 replies · active 675 weeks ago
A true gentlemen needs not to risk staining his attire, let alone his strolling umbrella and dapper hat, in order to end a shelled reptile's life! A true gentlemen needs no other tool but the sole of his leather shoe to lay waste to the vile creatures! But one can also make use of incendiary talents of an enchanted red sunflower, I suppose. Or even the armoured carcass of a slain member of the retched fauna. There is quite a variety of options for disposing the green bigots without getting giblets all over oneself.
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2 replies · active 675 weeks ago
Apparently Shawn is not awake.
He forgot to put his submission comment!
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4 replies · active 675 weeks ago
Irish translation:

"Go' a message from the gramm, Mister O'Mario"
"Thank ye kindly O'Smellings"
*Reads note*
"Ah, feck it"
"What a crock a' shite, now I'm a' hae t' recover the buck eejit ye"

A yonder yet

"Top o' th' mornin' Master O'Bunny, top o' th' mornin' Master O'Doggie"
*Upon seeing the turtle; who apparently is lookin' for a dig in the snot locker, Mario becomes fit to be tied and proceeds to soften the turtles cough*
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Wow, this is REALLY digging into the internet archives.
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Hello turtle. My name is Mario. You kidnapped my girlfriend. Prepare to die.
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...I'm sorry, but that butler guy has a chin that could subdue anyone unfortunate enough to have it fall on them. Captain Falcon and Ganondorf COMBINED couldn't make a jaw that wide.
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4 replies · active 675 weeks ago
Was expecting some kind of Team Fortress 2 joke
Exhibit A= Bowser "Keep crying" = Heavy "keep crying baby!"
Exhibit B= HATS!!!
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>Sees last 3 panels.
>This video plays in my head.
>Unsure why.
>Posts link anyway.
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7 replies · active 675 weeks ago
Gee... i wonder why the word DASH in mario's "oh dash it" line was underlined?
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4 replies · active 675 weeks ago
Turtles, the savage's animal.
Their murder is a service to the community.
Kill all the shelled bastards.
Down with Stalin.
(That reminds me, this must be the WW2 English propaganda of Mario, as opposed to this:)
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