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By Chris Spain & Cameron Livesey [As You’re Up]

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Last of the Horadrim; First Name in Style

Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 28, 2012 · 4:59 AM

FAIL

LAME

NOT BAD

PRETTY GOOD

AWESOME

(149 votes, average: 3.31 out of 5)

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Lordshadow 97p · 669 weeks ago

Seems that Chris Spain & Cameron Livesey have caught the dreaded disease known as "Tim Buckly's Disease" which has a 90% mortality rate in webcomic artists & writers. The first sign of the disease is an inability to make a punchline without first having to type out an entire novel's worth of text in the first few panels. Remember kids, brevity is the soul of wit.

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Deep Thought 105p · 669 weeks ago

Still better than Scott Ramsoomair disease, which means that content will be as sparse and chaotic as possible.

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GazzyW007 94p · 669 weeks ago

How about Bryon Beaubien Besorder? It's where you make a lot of webcomics, and update them sparingly for months at a time before changing to a new one?

[I mean no offense. Love ya Psyguy! Good thing that I don't think anyone will get this one...]

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cspain 72p · 669 weeks ago

Yeah, I was kind of iffy on that; normally I try to avoid the dreaded text walls as much as possible. The reason for it here was really to drive home how hard I had to try to convince Cam it wasn't just a bad joke. But I think you might be right, trying to add that extra layer into the strip may have done more harm than good overall!

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Zyquux 103p · 669 weeks ago

EXACTLY! Thank you for illustrating my point I made earlier.

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poonstev 103p · 669 weeks ago

The adventurer who buys any of these beauty products has no SCENTS.

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deleted5232201 99p · 669 weeks ago

Yeah, I can SMELL a bad bargain when I see it.

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SirNumel 97p · 669 weeks ago

Besides, who NOSE what this'll do to your scalp?

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Lordshadow 97p · 669 weeks ago

No. No, this is SNOT devolving into various nose puns.

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The Pualrus 100p · 669 weeks ago

Says the guy SNIFFING out the wordplay.

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MeatyMcSausage 104p · 669 weeks ago

IS THAT A TRIPLE PUN?

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Soul Eater 676 95p · 669 weeks ago

They're punning her, then they're gonna pun me.....
OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH MMMMMMMMMMY GOOOOOODDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!

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HughbertEsq 98p · 669 weeks ago

+20 Charm
Wait... something tells me that ain't the right series....

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GazzyW007 94p · 669 weeks ago

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

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Lordshadow 97p · 669 weeks ago

But... it's supposed to be Fry shouting that.

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poonstev 103p · 669 weeks ago

Fry was broke. Professor, on the other hand, won the Spanish National Lottery.

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GazzyW007 94p · 669 weeks ago

Well, Fry's not bald, so I couldn't use him.

My first thought for the best bald Futurama character was of course...

But I decided to keep it in the family and choose Farnsworth.

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TransPM 97p · 669 weeks ago

Not the right meme, but I still read it in his voice

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Ashton_Anchors 74p · 669 weeks ago

I just died a little on the inside...and laughed at my dead insides.

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Ashton_Anchors 74p · 669 weeks ago

I need a monocle and top hat for each of my heads in my avatar. I'd post this in the forum but....yeah.

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 669 weeks ago

Leah: There goes Uncle again telling his crazy product success stories.

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MeatyMcSausage 104p · 669 weeks ago

Adventurer: *Walk up to Deckard Cain* "Excuse me Elder Cain, can you please identif"-
Cain: "STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN"
A: "Riiiight, so about this enchanted amulet...?"
C: "STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN"
A: "I really need to get back to the church, demons, devils, great evils and all that jazz..."
C: "STAY A WHILE AND LISTE-"
A: "I DON'T HAVE ANY TIME FOR YOUR BABBLING OLD MAN, THE KING'S SON'S LIFE IS AT STAKE, NOW IDENTIFY THESE ITEMS OR HIS BLOOD WILL BE ON YOUR HANDS!"
C: "..."
A: "Forgive me elder, I lost myself for a second there, now if you could pleas-"
C: "STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN STAY A WHILE AND LIST-"
A: "FORGET IT, I'LL JUST USE MY DAMN SCROLLS!" *walks away in a huff*

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Terpsichore 80p · 669 weeks ago

I guess he started the perfume gig after his rap career fell apart

My name is Deckard Cain
and I come from Tristram
If you're looking for Diablo
then you just missed him.

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Zyquux 103p · 669 weeks ago

Look at that copy and paste of the left guy.

Honestly, this joke would have worked just as well with just the last panel.

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khalcyon2011 75p · 669 weeks ago

It's not a cut and paste. Look at the eyes.

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Zyquux 103p · 669 weeks ago

Fair enough, but They still weren't really necessary for the joke.

Also, I can't unsee the right guy's floating arm.

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poonstev 103p · 669 weeks ago

That's not the right guy's arm, it's Thing!

*SNAP SNAP*

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Mentle 0p · 669 weeks ago

And the teeth, tongue, eyebrows...

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Soul Eater 676 95p · 669 weeks ago

If this spray makes me sparkle like a vampire, I will go running through daylight so the cops can catch me.

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Gamerofloz 67p · 669 weeks ago

But vampries don't sparkle, and I don't think the cops arrest fairies.

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Soul Eater 676 95p · 669 weeks ago

So your telling me that fairies aren't civil enough to be law enforcers is that it?

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Mindlessinvalid 91p · 669 weeks ago

*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*
-takes 5 billion points of limit-

We don't talk about that... that... atrocity....

You don't talk to germans about the nazis, you don't talk to the japanese about hiroshima, you don't talk to americans about 9/11, and you don't mention Twilight around people from Washington.

Out of those tragedies, twilight being written was obviously the worst.

I live 30 to 45 mins away from http://www.forkswa.com/twilight

We get "pilgrims"coming through here

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Sky Lynx 98p · 669 weeks ago

I feel for you, leonardbro. I live in Sequim.

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Mindlessinvalid 91p · 669 weeks ago

My buddy from middleschool moved to Sequim, back then he and I were roughly the same height. One day he visited an he was suddenly much shorter than I was.

Back then I was still living in the middle of washington, but relocating a few times got me to the Olympic Peninsula and then I moved back to where I originally lived.

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Soul Eater 676 95p · 669 weeks ago

I know I made a reference from twilight, but the hell was with that speech right there?

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Mindlessinvalid 91p · 669 weeks ago

That speech was because some people get hit harder by the trauma of world grade calamities than other. (Stephanie Meyer somehow thinking that she can actually write can be described as nothing else)

Imagine living in a place where Sparklefags from all over the US stop to bunk before their final destination?

Actually I lied about the time it takes to get to Forks from where I live because I moved since when that was actually the case. I no longer live on the Olympic peninsula (I keep forgetting that).

But that just makes things worse because the three and a half hour drive from here to there means we get even MORE glittery retards staying in our motels and our one bed and breakfast inn on their way to Literary Chernobyl.

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Sky Lynx 98p · 669 weeks ago

Before Twilight, Forks was the punchline to every local joke about inbreeding. Also a great place to go if you want to get stabbed, not bitten.
It also barely missed the cut for a book titled "The Absolutely Worst Places to Live in America" 50 of the most awful places to live in the country. The author described Forks as "a festering wound of a town".
The more you know. -==*

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BraveSirJimOfLawl 91p · 669 weeks ago

On a completely unrelated note, the zombie apocalypse has begun: http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/26/2818832/nak...
I'd post this on the forums but... You know...

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poonstev on May 28th, 2012 5:12 am

The adventurer who buys any of these beauty products has no SCENTS.
GazzyW007 on May 28th, 2012 5:12 am

You will never have enough cash to have as shiny a head as Cain.
GazzyW007 on May 28th, 2012 5:17 am

<img src="http://evilbender.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/farnsworth.gif?w=460">

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
Zyquux on May 28th, 2012 5:24 am

Look at that copy and paste of the left guy.

Honestly, this joke would have worked just as well with just the last panel.
Ashton_Anchors on May 28th, 2012 5:55 am

I just died a little on the inside…and laughed at my dead insides.
HughbertEsq on May 28th, 2012 6:39 am

+20 Charm
Wait… something tells me that ain't the right series….
Nick Soapdish on May 28th, 2012 9:40 am

Leah: There goes Uncle again telling his crazy product success stories.
Lordshadow on May 28th, 2012 11:16 am

Seems that Chris Spain & Cameron Livesey have caught the dreaded disease known as "Tim Buckly's Disease" which has a 90% mortality rate in webcomic artists & writers. The first sign of the disease is an inability to make a punchline without first having to type out an entire novel's worth of text in the first few panels. Remember kids, brevity is the soul of wit. <img src="http://i45.tinypic.com/fx6nf7.png">
MeatyMcSausage on May 28th, 2012 1:04 pm

Adventurer: *Walk up to Deckard Cain* "Excuse me Elder Cain, can you please identif"-
Cain: "STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN"
A: "Riiiight, so about this enchanted amulet…?"
C: "STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN"
A: "I really need to get back to the church, demons, devils, great evils and all that jazz…"
C: "STAY A WHILE AND LISTE-"
A: "I DON'T HAVE ANY TIME FOR YOUR BABBLING OLD MAN, THE KING'S SON'S LIFE IS AT STAKE, NOW IDENTIFY THESE ITEMS OR HIS BLOOD WILL BE ON YOUR HANDS!"
C: "…"
A: "Forgive me elder, I lost myself for a second there, now if you could pleas-"
C: "STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN STAY A WHILE AND LISTEN STAY A WHILE AND LIST-"
A: "FORGET IT, I'LL JUST USE MY DAMN SCROLLS!" *walks away in a huff*
Souleater676 on May 28th, 2012 1:11 pm

If this spray makes me sparkle like a vampire, I will go running through daylight so the cops can catch me.
Terpsichore on May 28th, 2012 2:35 pm

I guess he started the perfume gig after his rap career fell apart

My name is Deckard Cain
and I come from Tristram
If you're looking for Diablo
then you just missed him.
BraveSirJimOfLawl on May 28th, 2012 3:27 pm

On a completely unrelated note, the zombie apocalypse has begun: http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/26/2818832/nak…
I'd post this on the forums but… You know…

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