Kappa demon turtles race dishonorably! Vengeance can only be attained using the mystical flower of flames, or perhaps the peeled skin of the delicious banana fruit!
By Jed Henry
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 25, 2012 · 9:21 AM
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Categories: Artistic, Foreign Object, Mario Kart, Moving Violations, Nintendo, Power-Ups, Super Mario Bros · Leave a comment (105 Comments) |
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Then Mario used the mythical blue Gunpowder Seal to finally stop the demon in his rampant race for superiority.
Koopa and plumber
Race circuit for great honour
Blue shell destroys all
And if you lose….
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This is just epic
Mario suddenly makes a lot more sense.
Or maybe I'm just more fluent in Japanese than Italian.
Looks like somethin' outta Avatar: The Last Airbender lore.
This needs to happen.
It would suck if people were to just start rolling over here with puns, you would have to have a cruel kart to do so.
I still hold the belief that if Bowser painted his shell blue he would always go straight to number 1
Japanese art style with Chinese invention.
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So are you Chinese or Japanese?
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I can't believe some little shits broke into Lowee Museum and stole one of the paintings…
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They'll pay for this
Follow the link to Jed Henrys' tumblr and go to page two to view three relevant images; Also, he'll make more.
I'd always lose at this game because I can never seem to honor my Asian famiree.
Oh well, back to being Korean.
Mario is in last place? A SHAMEFUR DISPRAY!
May I be the first to say,
YOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
My face when I saw this.
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…………..I've got nothing…
However,
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Did someone say feudal?
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