[VIDEO] Regular Guiseppe, The Third Mario Bro.

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Spencer 119p · 675 weeks ago

Excuse me, but the Live Action "Police" would like to "see" TheTaurenRogue now... we'll be expecting you... otherwise we'll come and.. "pick you up" instead.

Randolph Magic Key 99p · 675 weeks ago

And while the Live Action "Police" are "picking you up," I'll join Alpar in "putting quotes around things."

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The Pualrus 100p · 675 weeks ago

And I'll join the live action "Police" in "beating Tauren over the head with an electrified truncheon".
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That was the euphemism. Try to guess what it means.

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Deep Thought 105p · 675 weeks ago

Is it possibly a double entendre?

Additionally while fake Paulrus is "Beating Tauren over the head with an electrified truncheon", I'll be "destroying everything Tauren has ever loved"...

deleted801691 109p · 675 weeks ago

I'll just leave "this" here.

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Litmus Remnantal 83p · 675 weeks ago

Next thing you know, Guiseppe wants to go bowling...

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Sonicsmash2 96p · 675 weeks ago

FOR THE LAST TIME GUISEPPE, I DON'T WANT TO GO FUCKING BOWLING

Discord 92p · 675 weeks ago

...dear lord, NOT bowling!!!
That's just...inhumane...

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 675 weeks ago

At least he has the magic power of immediately talking to a Dominos pizza person without dialling any numbers and waiting for someone to pick up.

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Zyquux 103p · 675 weeks ago

And what other power do you really need?

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 675 weeks ago

The power to not have to pay for the pizza when it arrives.

Korotini_Notlad 97p · 675 weeks ago

Such a power does exists. It called "Being Female".

*braces for attack*
Spiral Shield ACTIVATE!!

BraveSirJimOfLawl 91p · 675 weeks ago

There aren't any women here to flame you for that...

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 675 weeks ago

Guys can do it too. If the pizza takes longer than 30 minutes to deliver.

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smashter 90p · 675 weeks ago

Don't forget Regular Guiseppe 2! It's the game where he dreams he fulfills his dream as a concert pianist, but then he wakes up and realizes it was all just a dream...

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deleted5232201 99p · 675 weeks ago

And don't forget the add-on Regular Guiseppe 2 : Electric Boogaloo! In this addition, Guiseppe finds an extra dollar on the sidewalk, pays his taxes, and even rents Grey's Anatomy on the new DVD Box-set! Exciting!

poonstev 103p · 675 weeks ago

Ah, but in Regular Guiseppe 3, there's some trouble brewing in Guiseppe's life as he argues over an estimate with a client about the cost of installing a porcelain throne. But it's not all gloom and doom, as he meets a BBW in the video store when he returns that DVD set of Grey's Anatomy!

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DesmaX 102p · 675 weeks ago

What? Someone less known in the Mario universe than...

than...

That...
Green Guy?

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 675 weeks ago

Hi?

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BraveSirJimOfLawl 91p · 675 weeks ago

You... You seem familiar...

...

Oh now I remember! You're from Metroid, right?

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Marzen 101p · 675 weeks ago

I saw this earlier.

Am I the only one who got depressed?

ProtoManPro 102p · 675 weeks ago

At least it's not this guy: http://www.dorkly.com/video/31331/dorkly-bits-lui...

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VaultLegend 100p · 675 weeks ago

Knowing Nintendo, Guiseppe will have his own game by the end of the year. (On the 3DS, so you KNOW its good.)

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Spencer 119p · 675 weeks ago

It'll never beat Uprising.

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tveye 100p · 675 weeks ago

And his girlfriend! ...ew.

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JordanDiPalma 78p · 675 weeks ago

...Shouldn't that be spelled "Giuseppe?" Guiseppe isn't a name; Giuseppe is. I should know; it's my dad's name.

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Miyuron 0p · 675 weeks ago

Actually, the proper spelling would be Giuseppe.

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Mcclellan · 675 weeks ago

travels around the galaxy twice won't stop to visit his mother whos in a home scumbag Mario

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gameboy_nate 85p · 675 weeks ago

Wouldn't that be brother number 5?

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Caddoko 67p · 675 weeks ago

No, he'd be the third *Mario* brother, Wario and Waluigi aren't related to Mario, Luigi or Guiseppe.

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Dick_Pound -134p · 675 weeks ago

First

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VT_Juju_Man 115p · 675 weeks ago

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poonstev 103p · 675 weeks ago

We are sorry, the Halolz community is all out of fucks to give. Oh wait, I found one.

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 675 weeks ago

See that door to your left?
Please use it to exit this place.
Thank you and have a nice day.

Renadt 57p · 675 weeks ago

Indeed.

Now, onto the submission- damn it! I know how that feels, being the responsible one out of my friends.

VaultLegend 100p · 675 weeks ago

What a delightful anecdote! Tell us more.

(☞ﾟOﾟ)☞(OH WAIT, HE'S BEING SARCASTIC! I GET IT!)

Renadt 57p · 675 weeks ago

Actually, I was being serious.

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xxxxxxtheundeadcat 92p · 675 weeks ago

FOURTEENTH!

now pretend that the first word in this comment is by itself. do you see how retarded that makes the page look?

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TomQuoVadis 96p · 675 weeks ago