A vacation so great, it feels like it’ll never end!

Clock Town Tourism Poster

Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 16, 2012 · 1:25 PM

(137 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)

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VaultLegend 100p · 671 weeks ago

I hear getting a reservation at the Inn is difficult.

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SushiGummy 110p · 671 weeks ago

Word of advice: if you do make a reservation, you need to give them your last name, too. Some punk stole my reservation last time because we both had the same first name.

Also, stay the hell away from the toilet at night.

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Korotini_Notlad 97p · 671 weeks ago

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Jerach 86p · 671 weeks ago

Sir I, I think you've got a little something in your hair.

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EliminatorZigma 108p · 671 weeks ago

Well, at least you could pretend to be Bruce Almighty.

"I'll lasso the moon and pull it down!"
*imaginary lasso*
*mime pulling*
"See? It's closer! And it totally didn't do that on its own! Heh heh..."

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DesmaX 102p · 671 weeks ago

Or, maybe Sho Minamimoto

"Any tree can drop an apple. I'll drop the freaking moon! "

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 671 weeks ago

Or Kif Kroker.

"I'll pluck the moon from the heavens. Just to see you smile."
*Try to grab it but fall in water*

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Marzen 101p · 671 weeks ago

You've met a terrible fate, haven't you...?

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greenxboy 109p · 671 weeks ago

You shouldn't have done that.

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Pie Row 101p · 671 weeks ago

I think the MAJORA-ty of us can say that this is a bad place to take a vacation.

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straYDoubter 91p · 671 weeks ago

Come now, you're not a part of the lot that thinks the moon WOODFALL. It's just one of those crazy wild rumors IKANA believe

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greenxboy 109p · 671 weeks ago

Is it MASKing too much to stop with the lame puns?

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poonstev 103p · 671 weeks ago

Ocarina do this again?

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Vabolo 118p · 671 weeks ago

Oh dear we've created a MOONster.

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GenCasar 97p · 671 weeks ago

Well, GORON around and making puns isn't helping the problem.

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Paulrus-Keaton? 107p · 671 weeks ago

I fucked a ZORA.
That's the joke.

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deleted801691 109p · 671 weeks ago

If you people don't stop these puns, imma DEKU in the face!

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primedawg9170 92p · 671 weeks ago

I'm sorry, but once you GOHT the pun fever, ANJU have a great imagination to think up puns, KEESE it really possible to stop?

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straYDoubter 91p · 671 weeks ago

I'm afraid not. The pun fever is TERMINA(L).

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LinkorZelda 87p · 671 weeks ago

I'm feeling kind of sick, aaaaah-CHU!

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Spencer 119p · 671 weeks ago

Sorry-a, I accidentally sprayed too much pepper there.

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 671 weeks ago

Then there's no TIME to waste.

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DesmaX 102p · 671 weeks ago

I just imagine the chaos on the 3rd day...

"But, mom, can we stay here a little longer?"
"NO, WE HAVE TO LEAVE, NOW!"

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 671 weeks ago

Wow!!! Even the moon looks happy!!! (It's got a mad case of gingivitis though...) Seems legit to me!!! Sign me up!!!

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Chimental 117p · 671 weeks ago

Stay there three days, but it'll feel like it lasts forever.

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Vabolo 118p · 671 weeks ago

"You can check out any time you like,
But you can never leave!"

*guitar solo*

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Cloak 93p · 671 weeks ago

Note from the Management: Use of ocarina to reset day cycle is expressly forbidden.

Addendum: You are not allowed to slow time down either.

Addendum 2: OR WITH ANY OTHER INSTRUMENT DAMNIT.

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poonstev 103p · 671 weeks ago

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Cloak 93p · 671 weeks ago

Addendum 3: No pets allowed. No, not even talking ones.
(+1 for Felix)

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poonstev 103p · 671 weeks ago

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Vabolo 118p · 671 weeks ago

...Is Link the mute pet in this image?

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deleted801691 109p · 671 weeks ago

I think he's just trying to blend in.

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Cloak 93p · 671 weeks ago

It could be Link-Goro, that looks remarkably like a postman's outfit.

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AntExtreme 105p · 671 weeks ago

Okay, here's my chance to make it count! Something relevant about the pic? No, too hard... Something about D3? No, too easy... Oh no, I'm panicking! Uh... um... HI EVERYBODY!

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Alpwan 101p · 671 weeks ago

Hi Dr. Nick!
...wait a minute...

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poonstev 103p · 671 weeks ago

Now why did I imagine a Bristol accent when I read this?

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Pupsrus13 77p · 671 weeks ago

I imagined someone that was high as a kite saying it.

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Vabolo 118p · 671 weeks ago

But do they miss the Earth so much, do they miss their wife?
It's lonely out in space,
on such a timeless flight.

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LinkorZelda 87p · 671 weeks ago

Look at all the fun things to do things like DYING, or hiding for your, life, having a staring contest with the moon, getting hit by small blue meteors and much much more!

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greenxboy 109p · 671 weeks ago

Those 3 days will be so good that you will want to do them again and again.

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TheTaurenRogue 109p · 671 weeks ago

I can think of a better place to kill 3 days....

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deleted801691 109p · 671 weeks ago

"You don't have to go home, but you can't (READ:shouldn't) stay here."

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Prof. Luigi 100p · 671 weeks ago

Does anyone else think that that moon is the single scariest thing they have seen this week?
Also, no realistic kirby, please.

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SonicsmyName 92p · 671 weeks ago

You don't visit a lot of the internet, do you?

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VaultLegend on May 16th, 2012 1:29 pm

I hear getting a reservation at the Inn is difficult.
Chimental on May 16th, 2012 1:33 pm

Stay there three days, but it'll feel like it lasts forever.
AntExtreme on May 16th, 2012 1:35 pm

Okay, here's my chance to make it count! Something relevant about the pic? No, too hard… Something about D3? No, too easy… Oh no, I'm panicking! Uh… um… HI EVERYBODY!
EliminatorZigma on May 16th, 2012 1:54 pm

Well, at least you could pretend to be Bruce Almighty.

"I'll lasso the moon and pull it down!"
*imaginary lasso*
*mime pulling*
"See? It's closer! And it totally didn't do that on its own! Heh heh…"
Jimmy on May 16th, 2012 2:22 pm

Wow!!! Even the moon looks happy!!! (It's got a mad case of gingivitis though…) Seems legit to me!!! Sign me up!!!
Marzen on May 16th, 2012 2:28 pm

You've met a terrible fate, haven't you…?
Valvatorez on May 16th, 2012 2:41 pm

Or, maybe Sho Minamimoto

"Any tree can drop an apple. I'll drop the freaking moon! "
Valvatorez on May 16th, 2012 2:43 pm

I just imagine the chaos on the 3rd day…

"But, mom, can we stay here a little longer?"
"NO, WE HAVE TO LEAVE, NOW!"
Cloak on May 16th, 2012 2:51 pm

Note from the Management: Use of ocarina to reset day cycle is expressly forbidden.

Addendum: You are not allowed to slow time down either.

Addendum 2: OR WITH ANY OTHER INSTRUMENT DAMNIT.
Korotini_Notlad on May 16th, 2012 3:34 pm

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greenxboy on May 16th, 2012 4:38 pm

Those 3 days will be so good that you will want to do them again and again.
Bobomberman on May 16th, 2012 5:58 pm

I think the MAJORA-ty of us can say that this is a bad place to take a vacation.
Vabolo on May 16th, 2012 6:51 pm

"You can check out any time you like,
But you can never leave!"

*guitar solo*
Skrist on May 16th, 2012 7:25 pm

"You don't have to go home, but you can't (READ:shouldn't) stay here."
LinkorZelda on May 16th, 2012 7:59 pm

Look at all the fun things to do things like DYING, or hiding for your, life, having a staring contest with the moon, getting hit by small blue meteors and much much more!
Prof. Luigi on May 17th, 2012 9:27 pm

Does anyone else think that that moon is the single scariest thing they have seen this week?
Also, no realistic kirby, please.
TheTaurenRogue on May 18th, 2012 2:13 am

I can think of a better place to kill 3 days….

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