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I USED TO BE AN ADVENTURER LIKE YOU, THEN I TOOK AN ERROR 37 TO THE DIABLO 3

Two dated “Arrow To The Knee” references in one week? MADNESS.
Also, has anyone gotten to this far into the game yet? Because I haven’t… :/

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 15, 2012 · 9:48 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (221 votes, average: 2.36 out of 5)
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Act I - Get a copy of Diablo III
Act II - Install Diablo III
Act III - Get past the registration process
Act IV - Get past Error 37
Act V - Select character and start a new game
Congratulations! You just finished Diablo III on Normal difficulty. Now try Nightmare, Hell and Inferno. Good luck!
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1 reply · active 671 weeks ago
LIES!

Blizzard has been catering to the casuals!
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How did you get past the first 36 errors?
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2 replies · active 671 weeks ago
Magic.
Magic and maybe haxx.
The question is: how will you get past the next ~315300?
Gotta catch all the errors!
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*snort* *snort*
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HAHAHA

I DON'T PLAY YOUR FOOLISH HISPANIC DEVIL GAME!

WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!

...I feel so out-of-the-loop...
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8 replies · active 671 weeks ago
i only play devil games made for AMERICA!

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Russians and/or Terrorists as the enemy or GTFO.
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that is not how you spell "yuri is my master"
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I think you have misspelled "Russian terrorists".
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Devil games made for America? Your wish is my command...

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IN AMERICA!
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I play my Japanese devil games, like Demonophobia :3
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If you're having login problems, I feel bad for ya son. I've got 99 errors but 37 ain't one.

...granted that doesn't put me at a much better position.
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Normal Difficulty - Try to connect with a broadband connection and eventually get to do battle with a number of other error messages plaguing the game

Nightmare Difficulty - Try to connect with a dial-up connection and realise you probably should have upgraded your Internet at some point since Diablo II's release

Hell Difficulty - Keep trying to connect and receive Error 37 messages for all eternity. When searching the Internet for solutions you'll be greeted only by messages from the lucky bastards that have managed to login.

Inferno Difficulty - Join angry mob with torches and storm Blizzard HQ...
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1 reply · active 671 weeks ago
Inferno sounds like fun! *grabs pitchfork*
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I must be one of the few that didn't have an interest in Diablo 3... Blizzard just doesn't seem to be quite as good lately... I'm looking at you mists of pandoria! With you're new race that was originally a joke race... Seriously. What the f--- is that. At least you have you're game though... I'm still waiting for Guild Wars 2 QQ
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7 replies · active 671 weeks ago
I'm still waiting on the World of Ninecraft: Wrath of the Nineball expansion and Cirnocraft 2: Wings of Stupidity.

Wait.. you mean to tell me that Blizzard Games doesn't actually make games about Ice Fairies?

Excuse me while I go sharpen my icicles, I have some very "sternly worded" complaints to make.
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I know right? They kept telling me that Nuclear Fusion Wars 2 was going to be made this year by Areannet, wtf is Guild Wars 2???
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I'm still waiting for my copy of Metal Gear: Kappa Eater, and Return to Scarlet Devil mansion.
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Boundary was good, but I felt that when they released Boundary 2 they didn't do enough with it to make it as spectacular as they could have.

I was irritated that they used me as a replacement for Yukari as the final boss.
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Activision bought out blizzard and proceeded to fuck things up. :\
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I agree one thousand times over and over again. I stopped WoW in Cataclysm because it was just same old same old. And now pandas... way to jump the shark Blizzard, or rather, jump the panda. After playing the GW2 beta, all I can say is that it's actually FUN. No more dungeons to get numbers to do better dungeons to get more numbers and become the one with the most numbers! It's all skill :D

Which is probably why all the WoWheads who played it complained that there weren't talent trees and whatnot, they're not used to change.
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I love the GW2 beta, it bad cause I want to play that game more than anything else right now. It ruined over games for me.
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On the bright side, it's not Fallout New Vegas.
99 problems but Error 37 ain't one of them.
Or is it? Someone get some science on that.
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1 reply · active 671 weeks ago
I punch those numbers into my calculator, it makes a frowny face.
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Probably when I finish downloading the problem will be fixed...
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1 reply · active 671 weeks ago
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Carnivore_Apple · 671 weeks ago

hi :D
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I get it!
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Excuse me, but what's error 37- never mind I'll look it up

(searches for error 37)

DEAR GOD......
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1 reply · active 671 weeks ago
Not quite as bad as Error 34
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Diablo 3? What is this? I have a beta key for Path of Exile, and am enjoying myself with actual customization.
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Man.. today is not going well. First torchlight crashes while I'm fighting Ordrak and all my saves get corrupted. So I say screw it and go buy and download D3. Servers are down for 1 hour? Ok, can deal with that. Nope, 2 more hours. Well, I guess I'll see whats goin' on in SWTOR. Nope, guild thinks game is boring so we are breaking up and also your account is banned for buying the game off Origin. Anyways, how are you all doing today?
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The Spork · 671 weeks ago

If you're having Diablo problems, I feel bad for you son. I've got 37 problems but an error ain't one.
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"I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an error 37 to the Diablo III."

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