[VIDEO] Art of the Instakill

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1. TheFancyPants on May 14th, 2012 11:42 am
   

   Games make perfect science!
   Guns < Swords < Turtle Shell
2. HughbertEsq on May 14th, 2012 11:54 am
   

   And here we see Mario showing liberal use of the "Mine Turtle"
3. greenxboy on May 14th, 2012 11:54 am
   

   Video game logic :
   CAN TAKE MULTIPLE BULLETS WITHOUT DYING
   INSTANTLY DIE FROM A KNIFE IN THE FOOT
4. Deep Thought on May 14th, 2012 12:01 pm
   

   <img src="http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060524152744/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Fatality.gif"&gt;
5. MC Ninja on May 14th, 2012 12:14 pm
   

   And then Golem comes out of nowhere and uses Fissure
6. EliminatorZigma on May 14th, 2012 12:20 pm
   

   Alright, so what franchises' inst-kills are missing here?

   Assassin's Creed assassination (duh)
   Pokemon Moves: Horn Drill, Fissure, Guillotine, etc
   Read Dead Redemption's Explosive Rifle
   InFamous 2: Bio-Leech
   Uncharted's Neck-snap
   MGS tranquilizer gun

   Others?
7. MasqueNoMercy on May 14th, 2012 12:29 pm
   

   i was actually expecting the end to be mario, but not a blue turtle shell. i expected him to just jump off the roof and stomp on someone

   <img src="http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/bloguploads/violent-mario-stomp.jpg&quot; width="300">
8. Senor_Pantalones on May 14th, 2012 12:52 pm
   

   That spy should of used a dead ringer….
9. CFW spplmj on May 14th, 2012 1:04 pm
   

   The art of Halolz Comments

   first
   rage at the guy who said first
   suggestions to add to submission
   comment on quality of submission
   related funny picture/gif/link
   sexual innuendo
   pun train
   forums
   nostalgia bomb
10. Junocis on May 14th, 2012 1:05 pm
    

    *watches the man fire at the blue shell* You can't stop the blue shell boy. You can only not be in the lead.
11. Solar Boy Django on May 14th, 2012 1:13 pm
    

    Then the spy comes along and stabs mario. Because every spy dead rings. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.
12. FrEEz on May 14th, 2012 1:17 pm
    

    THAT SPY IS A SPY! You can't backstab while cloaked!

    Other than that this video is insanely awesome in every way.
13. MasterLuigi452 on May 14th, 2012 1:27 pm
    

    And Mario wins again.
    As usual.
14. Alpwan on May 14th, 2012 2:25 pm
    

    I bet that Combine wish he'd been on the N64 Rainbow Road at that moment instead…
15. shazbot32 on May 14th, 2012 2:46 pm
    

    Two posts in a row containing Halo? What is this madness!?
    Also, how is "uncategorized" a category?
16. Cloak on May 14th, 2012 3:04 pm
    

    FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT, AS HARD AS YOU CAN.
    YOU'LL NEVER BEAT-A ME! I'M THE MARIO MAN!
17. Hyze on May 14th, 2012 3:06 pm
    

    Looks like Mario's victory came right out of the blue!
18. BTSnoogans on May 14th, 2012 8:20 pm
    

    CUT! Sorry, I'm just not buying your Mario voice.

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