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For a ten year old, that Gary sure gets around.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 10, 2012 · 11:43 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (175 votes, average: 4.13 out of 5)
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Oh boy, finally a chance to be the first to comment. What to say, what to say.......

Eh, whatever.
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5 replies · active 670 weeks ago
Nailed it.
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Speaking of Chuck Norris...he's in the Expendables 2. Movie should be re-named the DEPENDABLE and friends. Just like the Avengers should've been called HULK & Friends.
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I fought through Kanto, got 8 badges, lost my Raticate along the way, beat the elite four and became champion. Then some punk comes in and beat me and my gramps shows up to congratulate him. I'm like, "Gramps! Look how far I've come! Aren't you proud of me?"

And he's like, "Whatever."
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2 replies · active 670 weeks ago
Dont you mean 10 badges
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The companion cube badge is my favorite.
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Whateva.

In that case, I'll choose Squirtle.
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Samuel L. Jackson: [Samuel L. Jackson shoots the man on the couch] I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Ash ketchum look like?
Gary M. Oak: Whatever?
Samuel L. Jackson: What country are you from?
Gary M. Oak: Whatever? Whatever? Whatev - ?
Samuel L. Jackson: "Whatever" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in Whatever?
Gary M. Oak: Whatever?
Samuel L. Jackson: English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
Gary M. Oak: Yes! Yes!
Samuel L. Jackson: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
Gary M. Oak: Yes!
Samuel L. Jackson: Describe what Ash ketchum looks like!
Gary M. Oak: Whatever?
Samuel L. Jackson: Say 'whatever' again. Say 'whatever' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say whatever one more Goddamn time!
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5 replies · active 670 weeks ago
Whatever.
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*guitar riff*
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MOTHER OF OAK...
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Gary M. Oak "Whatever."
R. "Hitmonlee" Eremy: Who said that. WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT! WHO'S THE SLIMY LITTLE COMMUNIST SHIT TWINKLE-TOED COCKSUCKER DOWN HERE WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT? Nobody, huh? A Fucking Gastly said it. Out-fucking-standing. I WILL P.T. YOU ALL UNTIL YOU FUCKING DIE! I WILL P.T. YOU UNTIL YOU ASSHOLES ARE SUCKING BUTTERMILK. Was it you, you scroungy little fuck, huh?
Ash Ketchum: Sir, no sir!
R. "Hitmonlee" Eremy: You little piece of shit, you look like a fucking worm. I bet it was you!
Ash Ketchum: Sir, no sir!
Gary M. Oak: Whatever.
R. "Hitmonlee" Eremy: Well, no shit. What have we got here, Mr. Fucking Mime, Private Joker. I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come home and fuck my sister.
Gary M. Oak: *smirks* Whatever.
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"This is my United States of Smell You Later"?
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And with that you've already lost to Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak.
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As soon as I saw the first ten seconds. I was like

whateva.

Swag.
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2 replies · active 669 weeks ago
One does not simply ignore Gary Oak.
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Whitekurama · 669 weeks ago

's Girth
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*You catching Mewtwo and your last Pokeball*
YES! Oh man, I am the greatest!

*Gary catching Mewtwo with his last pokeball*
Yea, Whatever
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"Trainer Ash has jumped off a mountain."
"Trainer Ash wants to battle."
Proceed to give a fuck?
Yes
>No
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2 replies · active 670 weeks ago
Of course you wouldn't give a fuck. Real trainers won't jump off a mountain, no matter what!
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thats how you know he isnt actually the real red... left the mountain
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yea well whatever
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-Trainer Gary Motherfucking Oak wants to battle:
-Gary Motherfucking Oak sent out Growlithe

-Cirno sent out Yukyuri:

-Yukyuri used "Take it easy"
-Yukyuri fell asleep
-Growlithe used Bite
-Yukyuri's Brainfreeze froze Growlithe solid.
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2 replies · active 669 weeks ago
Cirno, You know that Gary Oak's awesome powers can own you.
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But...
Eye'm the strongest...
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This just in.
Gary Oak has just purchased the legal deeds entitling him to the entire Japanese mainland, recent activity has confirmed that the land has now been renamed "The United States of Whatever"
Reports also indicate that Mr Oak purchased the deeds at a tender of 100$ USD
When questioned how this sum was able to broker the deeds off of the Japanese Government and the State of the Emperor Mr Oak said this:
"Inflation from those exchange rates whateva"
"But Mr Oak, 100$ only adds up to 8000¥-"
"Whateva"
Our reporter died later from his injuries.
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Gary Oak's other theme song
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Gary Oak has more strongest then you.
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