For a ten year old, that Gary sure gets around.
By rubbingclouds, submitted by spplmj
Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 10, 2012 · 11:43 PM |
Categories: Musical, Nintendo, Pokémon, TV Shows, Video Clips · Leave a comment () 45 Comments |
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Oh boy, finally a chance to be the first to comment. What to say, what to say…….
Eh, whatever.
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Whateva.
In that case, I'll choose Squirtle.
I fought through Kanto, got 8 badges, lost my Raticate along the way, beat the elite four and became champion. Then some punk comes in and beat me and my gramps shows up to congratulate him. I'm like, "Gramps! Look how far I've come! Aren't you proud of me?"
And he's like, "Whatever."
yea well whatever
Samuel L. Jackson: [Samuel L. Jackson shoots the man on the couch] I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Ash ketchum look like?
Gary M. Oak: Whatever?
Samuel L. Jackson: What country are you from?
Gary M. Oak: Whatever? Whatever? Whatev -- ?
Samuel L. Jackson: "Whatever" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in Whatever?
Gary M. Oak: Whatever?
Samuel L. Jackson: English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
Gary M. Oak: Yes! Yes!
Samuel L. Jackson: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
Gary M. Oak: Yes!
Samuel L. Jackson: Describe what Ash ketchum looks like!
Gary M. Oak: Whatever?
Samuel L. Jackson: Say 'whatever' again. Say 'whatever' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say whatever one more Goddamn time!
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Whatever
As soon as I saw the first ten seconds. I was like
whateva.
Swag.
*You catching Mewtwo and your last Pokeball*
YES! Oh man, I am the greatest!
*Gary catching Mewtwo with his last pokeball*
Yea, Whatever
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Wotteva
Gary Oak's other theme song
This just in.
Gary Oak has just purchased the legal deeds entitling him to the entire Japanese mainland, recent activity has confirmed that the land has now been renamed "The United States of Whatever"
Reports also indicate that Mr Oak purchased the deeds at a tender of 100$ USD
When questioned how this sum was able to broker the deeds off of the Japanese Government and the State of the Emperor Mr Oak said this:
"Inflation from those exchange rates whateva"
"But Mr Oak, 100$ only adds up to 8000¥-"
"Whateva"
Our reporter died later from his injuries.
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And with that you've already lost to Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak.
"This is my United States of Smell You Later"?
"Trainer Ash has jumped off a mountain."
"Trainer Ash wants to battle."
Proceed to give a fuck?
Yes
>No
rel="nofollow">meanwhile in gmod…
-Trainer Gary Motherfucking Oak wants to battle:
-Gary Motherfucking Oak sent out Growlithe
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-Cirno sent out Yukyuri:
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-Yukyuri used "Take it easy"
-Yukyuri fell asleep
-Growlithe used Bite
-Yukyuri's Brainfreeze froze Growlithe solid.
Gary Oak has more strongest then you.