Oh sure, we have beaches! We just… don’t have any water on them…
By Andy Hunt
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 8, 2012 · 12:40 PM
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Sounds like a swell place to live! I hope they don’t have bandits in Pandora cuz I’m goin!
"Welcome to the wonderful world of Pandora! Just a quick question first! Are you a boy, a girl, a birdkeeper, or a big scary man who's breath smells like blood?
Ha ha ha!….get the fuck off my bus."
We also have lifeguards! Well, actually those are psychotic mutant midgets….
Ever wanted a holiday you can't enjoy due to annoying robots? Look no further!
Pandora,a beautiful place with a beautiful amount of animals,giant dog-like creatures that will attack you in sight!A giant bat moth creature that breaths fire,dont forget the camera!You are in for the ladies?Dont worry,we have our ONLY female resident ready for anything!The paradise,Pandora!But more important than anything remember…
CATCH-A-RIIIDE!
Once again this whole broadcast is brought to you by SAND!
It's everywhere!
Get used to it!
Don't forget about primeval jungle! And floating rocks! And giant, blue cat-people! And… What? Oh… Sorry, wrong franchise.
Proudly sponsored by the Jakobs Corporation. Remember, if it's not a Jakobs, I'd rather die.
Hey there is an ocean there! It's just a few hundred feet lower than it should be.
<img src="http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/3614/keepoffthesand.png">Good luck getting this achievement!
On the other end of the spectrum:
"Visit Beautiful Rapture.
All suites are ocean side property"
Sand? Guns?
<img src="http://images.wikia.com/jakanddaxter/images/9/92/Jak_and_Daxter_3.jpg" width="300" /img>
What's not to like?
Sand? Guns?
<img src="http://images.wikia.com/jakanddaxter/images/9/92/Jak_and_Daxter_3.jpg" width="300" /img>
What's not to like?
For over two years, I have visited Halolz. For three, I have been a fan of Borderlands. I joined Halolz when Shawn posted a picture of Viewtiful Joe as Captain Falcon. Over the course of my journey, many tears were shed, manly and not-so-manly.
But nothing, NOTHING, makes me happier than seeing this Borderlands post.
I will shed no tears. I will not even smile. The only thing left to do is dance.
UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE OH CMON GET DOWN!
"Welcome to Beautiful Pandora! Hope you like WUB! WUB!"
I know my pokemon likes sand, it always brings some wherever it goes.
<img src="http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/5/5f/450Hippowdon.png" width="200" height="141" />
I remember my visit to Pandora like it was yesterday (mostly because I haven't left yet). My buddy's and I went raider hunting. We tried to visit the Crimson Armory but the Crimson Lance took to shooting at us. Thought it had something to do with the Fairly Odd Parents mind you. Thought the Crimson Chin was their leader.
But the Claptrap is a product of the Hyperion Corporation. ._.
Looks like the visitors will be getting their…just deserts!
rel="nofollow">I'll just leave this here
Yeah! Sandy beaches, coconuts, sand…. beaches… sand……. ahh wait a mintue I hate Pandora!_<img src=http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/4102/851097-23b206f86e40182f1ea67d0f2fe9cd2521cf1e18_full_large.jpg>
Visit beautiful Pandora?
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Doesn't sound half bad.
Visit beautiful Pandora?
[img ]http://imageshack.us/f/35/amazonpandora.png/[/img]
I can live with that.
And when you're done enjoying the sand feel free to visit some of our islands along the coast. We assure visitors that the rumor of a zombie outbreak has only been 65% proven!
It really more like 96.5% sand.
Catch-A-RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE to Pandora today!
Pandora doesn't have enough sand. We need more sand, like two cubic tons more.
You know, I actually just got this game the other day, so I'm kinda glad it's getting highlighted when it's fresh in my memory.
Also, for anybody who hasn't played this game, DO IT. It's the only game I know of that let's me use the term "Explosion pistol" without sounding like a complete idiot.
You know what this place needs? rel="nofollow">More sand.
And when you're done enjoying the sand feel free to visit some of our islands along the coast. We assure visitors that the rumor of a zombie outbreak has only been 65% proven!