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Oh you started with a fire, water or grass type? How PREDICTABLE.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 8, 2012 · 2:02 AM
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"Catch ALL Pokemon and win the league? Pfft, i don't let the big man choose MY dreams."
Become Pokemon Master and become loved by everyone? Too mainstream, I'm gonna be a fuck up for fifteen years and not age a DAY.
become champion and wait for people in a building? too mainstream, I'll wait on a mountain tyvm.
Hah, you see I've beaten the system, so I got Bulbasaur because of how it was cool in an Ironic way, only a true hipster would know that
*Goes to light Bulbasaur's cigarette*
-It's super effective! Bulbasaur has fainted-
OH FIRE!!! WHY?!?!
I would've thought Squirtle was more mainstream.
/gets smited by the pun gods
Now wait till he starts ranting about all of the pokemon you've never heard of.
Isn't it ironic that he chose what is essentially the most popular, most recognized, and most merchandisable Pokemon?
Hipster Ash, you so silly.
When it comes time for a hipster Pokemon to evolve, it goes over to the Best Buy and exchanges its old form through the Buy Back program.
I chose Diglett. He's totally underground.
Like everything else in Ash's life, Gary Oak was a hipster before it was cool.
Type advantage is too mainstream. I'll take this Eevee.
BULBASAUR was the mainstream choice?!?
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Bitch plz, me and Squirtle all the way.
Wait, does that make me the hipster?
Bitch please. I was a Munchlax in Pokemon Mystery Dungeon 2. fuckin NORMAL type.
Starting with a pikachu? Please. I chose Missingno. No one uses Missi- kehyaf;oerhi'nbg/ jahs;ofha,manvgla
Does anyone remember this guy? I'm pretty sure he was in ruby/sapphire.
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No you didn't. It was the only one left. Blue snatched the only other pokemon whilst you were trying in vain to ignore his girth
I don't mean to be a hipster critic, but isn't Pikachu the most mainstream Pokemon ever?
You use Pokeballs? I use Apricorns.
Forget Poke-Balls.
I use Revives.
NOT MAINSTREAM ENOUGH.
Please Hipster Ash you started your journey when you turned 10 I started when I was 5.
Pfft. Pikachu totally sold out.
I on the other hand can learn dig so I'm underground, and I can't learn surf so I'm not main stream.
I'm in the top percentage of hipsters.
Why does Hipster Ash remind me of Team Fortress 2's Sniper?