Sometimes it’s best to just put a person out of their misery.
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[VIDEO] Sub-Zero Stays Dizzy

Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 2, 2012 · 1:30 PM

(107 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)

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Hyze 107p · 678 weeks ago

I think Scorpion's real reason for letting him live was because he couldn't remember the damn buttons sequence.

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vash_ts 88p · 678 weeks ago

if he couldn´t remember it he would have killed him from a single, dissapointing, punch

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Tom Pokenutter · 678 weeks ago

What's there to remember? For Scorpion, it's up-up at kicking distance.

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ChaosController 108p · 678 weeks ago

Ironically, not killing Sub-Zero was probably the coldest thing he could do.

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15 replies · active 678 weeks ago

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EliminatorZigma 108p · 678 weeks ago

Nah, Sub-Zero is the coldest thing he could do.

Get it?

Get it?

...I'll go now.

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shazbot32 78p · 678 weeks ago

That pun was so bad I can't see straight.

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Sir_Nox 102p · 678 weeks ago

So what you're saying is, that pun was so bad...

It made you dizzy.

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EliminatorZigma 108p · 678 weeks ago

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meeee · 678 weeks ago

TACOS

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EliminatorZigma 108p · 678 weeks ago

Aw, come on, man, be ice. This is a humor site. Just chill.

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 678 weeks ago

I don't know. I really feel like giving you the cold shoulder now.

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EliminatorZigma 108p · 678 weeks ago

No biggie. I can play it cool.

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Fratriarch 88p · 678 weeks ago

These puns are all fresh material, right?

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EliminatorZigma 108p · 678 weeks ago

I don't know, but I've got a tundra of them.

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Sid_Diddly 90p · 678 weeks ago

You hoth to be kidding me.

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LinkorZelda 87p · 678 weeks ago

This whole pun thing is getting cold.

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xxxxxxtheundeadcat 92p · 678 weeks ago

FREEZE! I'm a punlice officer! Put your hands where I can see them!

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MokubaKaiba 91p · 678 weeks ago

Ice try! you'll never take me alive!

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Fratriarch 88p · 678 weeks ago

We'll have to take them out cold-bloodedly. They won't stop before hell freezes over

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deleted5551676 90p · 678 weeks ago

"This man fought with honor! I will not kill him!"
"Didn't he murder your whole clan?"
"Honor!"
"And he also butchered your wife and so-"
"HONOR!!"

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deleted722514 108p · 678 weeks ago

So, many people have been using gigantic images that break the page, so please make sure you use the <_img src=_"image.jpg" width="number" height="number"_> (without the underlines) command to resize it, or link the image instead.

I'd be replying directly to LitmusRemnantal, but that would make him unable to edit.

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MasqueNoMercy 96p · 678 weeks ago

also if you see that your newly posted is not a good size, edit it, if you get a lot more code than what you recognize click cancel and make sure you click to remove the facebook sharing options on your comment first

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Deep Thought 105p · 678 weeks ago

Remember... Think before you post.

Brought to you by the Halolz community. A Time Warner company.

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Litmus Remnantal 83p · 678 weeks ago

Thanks for telling me. I don't know many commands so it helps.

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Zortsport 97p · 678 weeks ago

Take a lesson from Spinda, if you don't wanna get dizzy you gotta have your Own Tempo.

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vash_ts 88p · 678 weeks ago

more like he LIVES being dizzy, and gets on with his life the same....
wait, now its a better example!

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Darth_Destro 93p · 678 weeks ago

That's an intresting spin on Fatalities. I loved the twist ending. What an fortunate turn of events for Scorpion.

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Litmus Remnantal 83p · 678 weeks ago

Image Related (edit: thanks)

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VT_Juju_Man 115p · 678 weeks ago

Looks like Sub-Zero's kombat addiction has...

..Spun out of control

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FrEEz 79p · 678 weeks ago

http://cow.org/csi/

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John_Know_Doe 86p · 678 weeks ago

i think it would be better if it ended like this.

(one day as scorpion was walking)
...
Announcer: scorpion wins. Fatality
scorpion: huh
the Police: scorpion, your under arrest for murder
scorpion: but i didn't do anything
the Police: the announcer says otherwise.

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NekoKnight 107p · 678 weeks ago

As per the rules of the internet, it was both tragic and hilarious.

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Drjolt 74p · 678 weeks ago

Then he beats his kids. He has to make up an excuse why they spin all the time.

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Marzen 101p · 678 weeks ago

You'd think they'd, like, put him in a home or something.

Home for the Dizzy, now there's an idea....

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GanjalfTheGreen 103p · 678 weeks ago

Why put him in a home if he can have an entire world?

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Marzen 101p · 678 weeks ago

Oh my sweet Jesus that was my favorite game as a child. I had the NES version though.

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 678 weeks ago

You call that spinnin'? Crash Bandicoot could outspin that without even barely trying.

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The Pualrus 100p · 678 weeks ago

♪ "Like a record baby; right round - round - round" ♫

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Edd · 678 weeks ago

Why wasn't Frost the wife?

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LeBroom James · 678 weeks ago

SUICIDALITY!

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Hyze on May 2nd, 2012 1:53 pm

I think Scorpion's real reason for letting him live was because he couldn't remember the damn buttons sequence.
ChaosController on May 2nd, 2012 1:54 pm

Ironically, not killing Sub-Zero was probably the coldest thing he could do.
VT_Juju_Man on May 2nd, 2012 2:05 pm

Looks like Sub-Zero's kombat addiction has…
<img src="http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/100142_o.gif">
..Spun out of control
LitmusRemnantal on May 2nd, 2012 2:07 pm

Image Related (edit: thanks)
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/y1XMR.png">
Alpear on May 2nd, 2012 2:13 pm

<img src="http://www.mortalkombatwarehouse.com/mk1/subzero/sprites/dizzy/a1.gif" /img>

♪ "Like a record baby; right round -- round -- round" ♫
Marzen on May 2nd, 2012 2:16 pm

You'd think they'd, like, put him in a home or something.

Home for the Dizzy, now there's an idea….
Darth_Destro on May 2nd, 2012 2:27 pm

That's an intresting spin on Fatalities. I loved the twist ending. What an fortunate turn of events for Scorpion.
NekoKnight on May 2nd, 2012 2:45 pm

As per the rules of the internet, it was both tragic and hilarious.
Mentlegen on May 2nd, 2012 2:48 pm

So, many people have been using gigantic images that break the page, so please make sure you use the <_img src=_"image.jpg" width="number" height="number"_> (without the underlines) command to resize it, or link the image instead.

I'd be replying directly to LitmusRemnantal, but that would make him unable to edit.
Zortsport on May 2nd, 2012 3:31 pm

<img src="http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/8/8f/327Spinda.png" height="162" width="130">

Take a lesson from Spinda, if you don't wanna get dizzy you gotta have your Own Tempo.
Drjolt on May 2nd, 2012 4:04 pm

Then he beats his kids. He has to make up an excuse why they spin all the time.
Antisauce on May 2nd, 2012 4:16 pm

"This man fought with honor! I will not kill him!"
"Didn't he murder your whole clan?"
"Honor!"
"And he also butchered your wife and so-"
"HONOR!!"
LeBroom James on May 2nd, 2012 5:24 pm

SUICIDALITY!
John_Know_Doe on May 2nd, 2012 5:43 pm

i think it would be better if it ended like this.

(one day as scorpion was walking)
…
Announcer: scorpion wins. Fatality
scorpion: huh
the Police: scorpion, your under arrest for murder
scorpion: but i didn't do anything
the Police: the announcer says otherwise.
BTSnoogans on May 2nd, 2012 9:00 pm

You call that spinnin'? Crash Bandicoot could outspin that without even barely trying.
Edd on May 3rd, 2012 12:17 am

Why wasn't Frost the wife?