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MINECRAFT HD

Wow… that last patch really improved the polygon count!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 25, 2012 · 6:29 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (208 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5)
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If that wasn't cool enough, check out how the melons turned out.

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14 replies · active 678 weeks ago
I went outside once. The graphics weren't that good.
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11 replies · active 678 weeks ago


I tried collecting cubed dirt, but there was a bug under it.
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5 replies · active 679 weeks ago
Pfft, not good enough, reality is more brown!
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5 replies · active 679 weeks ago
>load world
>run out of RAM in three seconds
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3 replies · active 679 weeks ago
pshhhhhh, this is obviously a scam, EVERYONE knows that real HD can only be acquired with these:

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2 replies · active 679 weeks ago
I don't care about graphics as long as I can still punch trees into cubes.
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2 replies · active 679 weeks ago
I personally reckon I'll wait a couple of months for Super Minecraft Turbo HD Arcade Edition
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2 replies · active 679 weeks ago
Oh, sod off.
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4 replies · active 679 weeks ago
Dat Grass...

Seriously I just soiled myself there,

Give us the dirt, did you shop this?

I've been around the block enough times to know when something is a shop-job,

We all know that the Minecraft engine will only be able to handle bump-maps when pigs fly.

I did get wood from this though, sand I'll cobblestones together for the eventual lynching of the creeper who's teasing us with this.

If you'll excuse me, I have to go visit reconcile this cow enderman friend who spider naked.
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2 replies · active 679 weeks ago
I tried to run the "realistic" Minecraft texture pack once.

My poor, poor computer...
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2 replies · active 679 weeks ago
Don't we have something like this already?
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8 replies · active 679 weeks ago
*Pant Pant* Shoveling why is it so much harder now?
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1 reply · active 679 weeks ago
Guys, guys, get with the times, it's all about polyhedrons and shit.
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7 replies · active 679 weeks ago
Of course, turning on HD mode also turns on Hardcore, in which once you die, you are permanently dead. But there are no creepers! Or zombies... Or skeletons... There are spiders, but they are tiny. And you can't use your hands to break wood. I'm basically saying it's real life, thus ruining the joke made by the picture and the joke I was leading into.

...Whoops.
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11 replies · active 679 weeks ago
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4 replies · active 679 weeks ago
Sod off yeh wankahs! HUR!
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Ill take any cubed diamonds if anyone finds any... for science.
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And to make it MORE realistic, Notch et al need to bring in some regenerating health an-
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OHWAIT
WOOPSLOL
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2 replies · active 679 weeks ago
Hey guys, this may be off topic, but what's with all the pony stuff? Ponies aren't related to video games unless you force them to be with a comic.
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