At first it seems like becoming a personality core wouldn’t be a particularly glamorous position at Aperture Science, but I suppose from a turret’s perspective any kind of job change is a promotion!
Another great Portal music video by Harry101UK
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 24, 2012 · 1:09 AM
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…..Poor, cute little Turret…
Turret Baby: I wanna be a core when I grow up :D
Glados: But you are a turret. And I don't care.
Turret baby: ;_;
Turrets. They never stop being adorable.
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…did I say never?
I'm guessing this is another mix with "Nightmare Before Christmas."
Correct me if I'm wrong please.
Otherwise, fantastic job.
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Looks like that turret wants this change…
*sunglasses*
from his core.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*sees title, immedietly have this song come to mind*
Dear GLaDOS, You have made many good turrets.
I realise, of course, there is no shame in being a turret,
But it is no great honor either!
So would it be so terrible if I had a core's power?
If I were a great core,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum,
If I were a mighty core.
I wouldn't have to shoot hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy great
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle core.
I'd build a big test chamber with traps the the dozen
Right in the middle of the labs.
With fine weighted cubes with alloy panels below,
There would be one long funnel just sucking up,
And one even longer blowing down,
and one that goes in circles just for show.
I'd fill my tests with lasers, portals and cubes and gel_For the rest to see and hear
Testing just as surely as they can
With each loud BZZT, TSSS, BANG, POW, SCUFFLE, KLONK, and SLPORT
Would land like a trumpet on the ear.
As if to say "Here lives a mighty core!"
(Press that replies button, kid)
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I would be a Weaboo core.
You know turrets have a lousy job when the idea of being flung into space sounds appealing to them.
Oh, great. A turret is showing emotion. Now I'm gonna feel even worse the next time I knock one over. Well, at least for the second or two before I start laughing at its misfortune.