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For the first time ever I actually feel bad for a creeper. But only slightly.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 23, 2012 · 9:55 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (513 votes, average: 1.91 out of 5)
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Okay, let's see what's on Halolz today...
A Minecraft parody? Well, I guess it could be funn-

...I'm outta here!
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3 replies · active 680 weeks ago
I can't stop making a D: face because that was terrifying.
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10 replies · active 680 weeks ago
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You need help, Shawn. Serious help.
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1 reply · active 680 weeks ago
Can't say I'm particularly perturbed but Shawn, I think you need to work on your sense of humor. This is even less funny than Courage Kratos.

....or maybe you were doing this to extract tears and woes from us.

Well it seems to be working on everyone else... bravo you magnificent troll, you.
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8 replies · active 680 weeks ago
The site is called "Halolz", but there were no lolz to be found here.

...This made me a bit depressed, actually. I think you're doing it wrong, Shawn.
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That...that just wasn't funny.
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... Wat
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I uh... what did.... i don't.... I'll go now...
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Well they speak the truth, I have never seen that parody before.
However, there may be a reason why nobody has made that parody before.
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MFW When I saw this, then I went back to playing Quake.
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1 reply · active 680 weeks ago
The daily life of a creeper is very difficult. Every day, creepers are hunted, beaten and raped by hostile travelers. Their future seems without hope, but you can help. With one subscription to GonzoSSM, we will donate $5 to the Invisible Creepers foundation.
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Join us, and we can save the tall, green creatures we've come to know and love.

Thanks for reading.
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Well, that was quite despicable, I imagined that you would have better taste than this Shawn
Ergo I am now off to more sophisticated areas of the internets
Good day, Sirrah!
*Gentlemanly Stomp Off* http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detai...
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1 reply · active 680 weeks ago
Not enough kittens in Caturday to save this video.
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This video was decently funny, until the rape part, then it just made me want to shoot myself.
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We really need to get past rape jokes. It just isn't funny.
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Rape is not funny.
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I waited for a joke... what the hell man...
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I don't feel sorry for that creeper at all. It had every opportunity to explode during the rape and even before the rape, thus killing the guy. He must have wanted it to happen because he did nothing to stop it. That creeper's weird, man.
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1 reply · active 680 weeks ago
I feel bad for that creeper as much as Tom Tucker's mustache tickles women. Only slightly, only slightly. If you think I should feel worse, just remember how many times those little green suicide shrubs killed you/destroyed your house/stole your diamonds.
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Numberplay · 680 weeks ago

Stop Minecraft, it'll save creepers...

naw let them blow up on your friends dirt houses.
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now that creeper can't feed his family.
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3 replies · active 680 weeks ago
That was simply unpleasant.
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i would rather watch a homeless guy with cancer kick 15 baby puppies to death in the name of science!.....then watch this again.
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I'm horribly disturbed by this...and i fight the covenant for a living...I mean...dude...
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Joe Moore · 680 weeks ago

Well, he wasn't kidding that it was a waste of my time =
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It took years of psychiatric help for Mr. Thomas J. Creeper to recover.
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That was Intriguing, but also highly disturbing...
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OK this is been implied but dat fuq did I just watch D:
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Not shown: The child they left behind.
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gonzo makes me laugh at the strangest things...
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This was hilarious, you guys need to quit being so uptight.
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well to be honest.

i met my first in a cave. it killed me.

i then raped the next one that was in front of my house.

and since then. creepers turn away after they catch me in their line of sight
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