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My Little Pony Rarity's Tears

My Little Pony Pinkie Pie's Adventure

They say everything’s better with ponies? Even NES classics?
And of course Rarity’s Tears is a reference to Psyguy’s musical parody of the same name!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 23, 2012 · 5:20 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (618 votes, average: 3.12 out of 5)
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Artistic, Castlevania, Cover Art, Cray-Z Crossovers, Disguises, Kirby, Konami, My Little Pony, NES, Nintendo, Retro, TV Shows

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HOLYSHIT
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1 reply · active 679 weeks ago
What is a Pony? A miserable little pile of friendship! But enough cupcakes...have at you!
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6 replies · active 679 weeks ago
I have to ask. Why is this show so popular? Does it have amazing animation? Does it have a fantastic cast? Does it have Lady Gaga, doctor who, and Q from star trek?
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3 replies · active 679 weeks ago
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1 reply · active 678 weeks ago
That awkward feeling....
That Shawn could post something that cures cancer and AIDS...
And bring a long-term peace solution to the Middle East....
But it'll still get an average score...
Because ponies are involved.

Oh, Internet.
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After giving credit where credit is due.
"Rarity's Tears" is dumb. And stupid. And it's stupid. And it's dumb.
Okay here's what they did wrong:
NUMBER 3: PONYVILLE AND THE RPG!
*sigh* Ponyville was dumb and boring and had nothing to do with hitting things with your whip.
So this game added RPG elements where you had to buy apples from a store. Frends that you converted from enemies instead of being your companion throughout the game which was the bomb by the way, instead are proxies to learn life lessons and other neccesary elements to get through the game. SO INSTANTLY THIS BECOMES FRIENDSHIP AND INSTANTLY THIS BECOMES POINTLESS AND DUMB.
(These kind of things are meant to elongate a game. They are made to manipulate you to think you are making more friends than you are actually making)
WHAT HUH? UH-WHAT? There's an element in a game that isn't soley for me to have friends? Ooooh noo... That's- nooo-
Lemme ask you something.
What's the difference between:
A) Befriending a bunch of ponies to make friends out of them, and collecting the friends, then going back to town to get a life lesson, to get to another part of your life,
and
B)Befriending a bunch of ponies who are obstructing your path of life?
THE ANSWER IS 4 GENERATIONS!
See, this is the difference between My Little Castlevania 1 and 2. It becomes the source of all the game's short comings. Rarity's Tears is very manipulative.
THERE'S A LOT OF RUNNING AROUND!
MLC doesn't waste your time, and it gives you a goal to look foward to. A really true friendship that's exciting and interesting, and a rediculous difficulty level OH MY GOSH IT'S HARD. AHWAA LOOK IT'S BOSS -ERWG- WHAT DO I DO-
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4 replies · active 679 weeks ago
Cool whip.

Why use magic when you can use hooves?
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12 replies · active 679 weeks ago
Minus 1 troll attack detected! Dispensing repairs.
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6 replies · active 679 weeks ago
Here is my cheque.
Write as many zeros as you please.
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7 replies · active 679 weeks ago
ALRIGHT! Alright! I'll watch the damn show already!
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inb4 rageatponies
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1 reply · active 679 weeks ago
Ah, the virus is growing nicely. Soon it will spread from Halolz to the other domains, and--

oh, damn, is this thing on? SHIT. Shut that off--
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I've heard of chewing the scenery but this is ridiculous.
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alright already...i'll watch the show! damn just how good is this show anyway?
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1 reply · active 677 weeks ago
Perfect. Timing. I just got myself a NES last week.
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inb4 Shut Up and Take My Money
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7 replies · active 679 weeks ago
What is this? I don't even....
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My two favorite things together at last. NES and ponies. Now if they would mix Mega Man with Rainbow Dash, Super Mario Bros. 3 with Applejack, Final Fantasy with Fluttershy, and The Legend of Zelda with Twilight Sparkle... My life would be complete
Oh, and Punch-Out!! with Big Mac.
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Whoa not a negative comment yet? Don't care about what score the post got but this is amazing on it's own O.o
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SHUT UP AND TAKE MY BITS!

CAPSLOCK, HYES!
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Burnt Eyes · 679 weeks ago

It probably goes without saying, but I'd play the heck out of these games.
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WHAT IS A PONY? A MISERABLE PILE OF FRIENDSHIP! But enought talk, HAVE AT YOU!
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1 reply · active 679 weeks ago
Shawn, once again you brought apon us the ratifacation on ponys.

I envy you.
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18 replies · active 679 weeks ago
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hey listen!! · 677 weeks ago

if only they were real!!!
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Instead of posting about this submission I'd rather..

POST AN AWESOME LINK ABOUT SPAAAAAAAAACE!!
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I think.. I'm going to throw up. :X
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3 replies · active 679 weeks ago
Not until now did I realize just how much Kirby and Pinkie had in common.

Also, boss music for Pinkie's Adventure? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCcmjiLdzRY&fe...
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if 'Rarity's Tears' is a one-player game, how does she use the elements to defeat NM?
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And this would be the menu music: http://futret.bandcamp.com/track/rarity-kills-a-v...
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BrunDeign · 679 weeks ago

Needs more Fluttershy.

And Luna. MoonQuest anyone?
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Can we stop with the pony content? It's OK if it's funny, but this time its literally just some pony as a replacement for some video game character. It's not even original or clever.
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I've always wanted a PES!! Now I can help Samus Equine save the world from Metroids! Yeah!
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This is not relevant to the post but I really need to know, I have recently become a HUGE fan of Dr. Who but I don't have much money, so does anyone else know where I can watch the Seventh season?
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Bronies ruin everything.
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anonymous · 679 weeks ago

Oh look, two perfectly good NES games that have been ruined due to closet furfaggotry.

P.S., Horse meat is delicious.
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