Having a watchful fairy companion does raise some privacy concerns.
By Megasteakman, submitted by Matthew C.

[VIDEO] Shit Navi Says

Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 22, 2012 · 1:24 PM

(128 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)

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Marzen 101p · 680 weeks ago

Seller lied, this fairy is not a useful hint fairy. It continuously woke me up, called me while drunk, and scared me for the hell of it.

Would not buy again 0 stars.

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4 replies · active 679 weeks ago

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deleted5232201 99p · 680 weeks ago

Amazon Customer Review: ★★ ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

Hello, I ordered this 'Navi' by accident from the shopkeeper because I thought it was a Naa'vi from that blue people movie. Anyways, I would not recommend this purchase to anyone looking to buy one. This thing keeps me awake at night saying "Hey, Listen" and shit. It starts out okay but then it just keeps going and going. Ugh, I had to stuff it in a shoebox to get it to shut up. It gave the occasional helpful hint every now and then but some times the hints were horribly awkward.

I would suggest skipping this and buying a 'Fi'. Much more helpful!

58 out of 69 people found this review helpful

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Prof. Luigi 100p · 680 weeks ago

In reply to that review:
I found that, while much more helpful, the Fi is much slower than the Navi. So you sacrifice something for something else. However, I do agree that the Fi is better overall.

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The Pualrus 100p · 680 weeks ago

The Fi helped my with my statistic homework! :D

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FoxLive · 679 weeks ago

That's why I have a Tatl. Twice the rush with none of the fuss. I did have to separate it from its brother, though...

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Discord 92p · 680 weeks ago

THAT LINK IS A SPY!

HE SPEAKS!!!

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Prof. Luigi 100p · 680 weeks ago

Zelda: Wait a second! Why are you speaking?
*Kicks link in crotch*

Link: SHeAAH! ;(

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Soul Eater 676 95p · 680 weeks ago

You get a bunch of credit cause of that ref.

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Prof. Luigi 100p · 680 weeks ago

JESUS APPROVES!
HECK YEAH!

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Deep Thought 105p · 679 weeks ago

Of course he approves:

That ref was classic.

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deleted2212937 91p · 680 weeks ago

Little does link know that the penny is worth picking up as Canada is removing them from production. No more spending 1.6 cents to make a 1 cent coin. Penny drives just got fucked over, but at least the few pennies circulating will be treated with more respect. Philip the nickel is now officially the lowest value in production coin.

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3 replies · active 680 weeks ago

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 680 weeks ago

"It's a girl nickel!!!"

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VmKid 58p · 680 weeks ago

"zzzz.... Chocolate? On the road? LOOK OUT PHILIP!"

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Kindly_Absurd 56p · 680 weeks ago

Well yeah, but that's Canada, in America, it costs even more to make a penny, and we still make it any way... 'MERICA!

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John_Know_Doe 86p · 680 weeks ago

too bad no one want's to buy an annoying fairy.

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5 replies · active 680 weeks ago

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deleted801691 109p · 680 weeks ago

Yet they'll buy toast, cornflakes and virtual hats for over $1,000.

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The Pualrus 100p · 680 weeks ago

Are you nuts? It's a fairy in a bottle! That'll come in handy at my funeral.

Heck, even the bottle would be worth it. You can never have too many bottles.

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Mindlessinvalid 91p · 680 weeks ago

Are you kidding? My black market value could buy you 5 third world countries or 1 small industrialized nation.

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 680 weeks ago

Well, I for one, have trouble noticing goddamn everything. A fairy that points out even the most trivial things would be quite helpful. Sure, I might get smacked with a car or two but because of my overall obliviousness I have been smacked by way worse things.

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CompletelyUnrelated · 680 weeks ago

You underestimate the power of weird fetishes.

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FrEEz 79p · 680 weeks ago

Rated 5 stars just for the excellent compositing.

(In layman's terms, special effects of navi and the skulltura actually being there)

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1 reply · active 680 weeks ago

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Comire 101p · 680 weeks ago

I think he did a really good job on the crazy workout ladies' bo-...what, they were real?

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LinkorZelda 87p · 680 weeks ago

Link why do you use Epona when there are cars just sitting there waiting to be stolen, don't worry they respawn as soon as you leave the room.

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4 replies · active 680 weeks ago

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Passerby Boy 80p · 680 weeks ago

You never know, maybe he named his car Epona

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Zyquux 103p · 680 weeks ago

Now I want to buy a brown Mustang and get a license plate that says Epona. Because that's totally never been done before.

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 680 weeks ago

Oh, that's been done a million times over. Getting a Delorean and putting a license plate on it that says Epoch. Now that's a fresh idea.

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LinkorZelda 87p · 680 weeks ago

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Sonicsmash2 96p · 680 weeks ago

Navi's Rival?

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Kris 81p · 680 weeks ago

At least he only talks if you bump into him, and you can break him...for a little bit.

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The Pualrus 100p · 680 weeks ago

And then he threatens (promises?) to never help you again.
Despite my greatest hopes, he never holds true to that.

Therefore, he is a liar. I should not listen to his advice, because I never know what he might be lying about.

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Soul Eater 676 95p · 680 weeks ago

If this happens, I will never play a sonic/link game again because of this battle.

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Prof. Luigi 100p · 680 weeks ago

Actually, I'd like to see navi do an annoying battle with omochao.
Kinda like the annoying battle that Fred and The Annoying Orange did.

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deleted801691 109p · 679 weeks ago

The difference being, that people would actually care about Navi vs. Omochao.

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VyseRogueKing 103p · 680 weeks ago

Hey Link goes to the same sites I do! I mean... Hey Link should really oughta be more careful with his alone time... yeah...

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Soul Eater 676 95p · 680 weeks ago

Ebay? Link, save everyone the trouble, and do this:

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Prof. Luigi 100p · 680 weeks ago

I love the power glove.
Its so bad.

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clfreak 60p · 680 weeks ago

What is this 'privacy' you speak of? Is it a type of fairy whose shouts make sense?

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Zyquux 103p · 680 weeks ago

Now just make one for Fi!

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Comire 101p · 680 weeks ago

And in a few short years, you too can move out of your single bedroom/living room/rec. room tree house, to a luxury 2 bedroom apartment complete with bathroom, living spaces and view into unsuspecting ladies' apartments.

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Megasteakman · 679 weeks ago

Just read all these comments, and I must say they are absolutely hilarious. I think I need you guys to write the next few videos we make!

-(Guy who made Sh*t Navi Says)

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Guest · 680 weeks ago

I bet once he sells her on E-bay he'll have enough rupees to fix the gaps in his teeth.
Seriously. He doesn't even need an Ocarina to play through those holes.

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Comire 101p · 680 weeks ago

+1 if you paused at 0:40

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7 replies · active 680 weeks ago

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VyseRogueKing 103p · 680 weeks ago

Youtube, this is not. No "plus 1's if..."

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Comire 101p · 680 weeks ago

Another victory for misplaced internet jargon XP.
Thank you Halolz, with every day comes a new lesson in cyber protocol.

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Zyquux 103p · 680 weeks ago

"So hot, you'll need your Goron suit!"

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Marzen 101p · 680 weeks ago

Apparently negative twelve people looked at it. How...... physically impossible.

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Passerby Boy 80p · 680 weeks ago

Its because of the Wizards Marzen, they have invaded

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Prof. Luigi 100p · 680 weeks ago

Invaders from the negative world have emerged from the pipes beyond the caves!
Run for the hills!

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Soul Eater 676 95p · 680 weeks ago

perv.....

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John_Know_Doe on April 22nd, 2012 1:40 pm

too bad no one want's to buy an annoying fairy.
Discord on April 22nd, 2012 1:59 pm

THAT LINK IS A SPY!

HE SPEAKS!!!
LinkorZelda on April 22nd, 2012 2:10 pm

Link why do you use Epona when there are cars just sitting there waiting to be stolen, don't worry they respawn as soon as you leave the room.
Sir Alpar the Epic on April 22nd, 2012 2:18 pm

Little does link know that the penny is worth picking up as Canada is removing them from production. No more spending 1.6 cents to make a 1 cent coin. Penny drives just got fucked over, but at least the few pennies circulating will be treated with more respect. Philip the nickel is now officially the lowest value in production coin.

<img src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/71037_216769906377_1363634_n.jpg" alt="Nickel">
Marzen on April 22nd, 2012 3:33 pm

Seller lied, this fairy is not a useful hint fairy. It continuously woke me up, called me while drunk, and scared me for the hell of it.

Would not buy again 0 stars.
Guest on April 22nd, 2012 3:44 pm

I bet once he sells her on E-bay he'll have enough rupees to fix the gaps in his teeth.
Seriously. He doesn't even need an Ocarina to play through those holes.
clfreak on April 22nd, 2012 4:01 pm

What is this 'privacy' you speak of? Is it a type of fairy whose shouts make sense?
VyseRogueKing on April 22nd, 2012 4:05 pm

Hey Link goes to the same sites I do! I mean… Hey Link should really oughta be more careful with his alone time… yeah…
Comire on April 22nd, 2012 4:06 pm

+1 if you paused at 0:40
Souleater676 on April 22nd, 2012 5:24 pm

Ebay? Link, save everyone the trouble, and do this:
<img src=http://api.ning.com/files/cDn4IToOWYu0EV6oo88eAd7qn-TaleNeepPrwdtfu1VskXZurEQpQsK923SutUhFT4wKVNeIvqOCMlXBpJSJkeubHr*DuZlz/NOYOULISTEN.jpg>
FrEEz on April 22nd, 2012 5:38 pm

Rated 5 stars just for the excellent compositing.

(In layman's terms, special effects of navi and the skulltura actually being there)
Zyquux on April 22nd, 2012 5:40 pm

Now just make one for Fi!
sonicsmash2 on April 22nd, 2012 6:42 pm

Navi's Rival?
<img src="http://images.wikia.com/sonic/images/f/f6/QTfiu.png">
Comire on April 22nd, 2012 7:43 pm

And in a few short years, you too can move out of your single bedroom/living room/rec. room tree house, to a luxury 2 bedroom apartment complete with bathroom, living spaces and view into unsuspecting ladies' apartments.
Megasteakman on April 23rd, 2012 7:21 pm

Just read all these comments, and I must say they are absolutely hilarious. I think I need you guys to write the next few videos we make!

-(Guy who made Sh*t Navi Says)