We found red, blue and yellow germs throughout your system. My diagnosis? Lupus.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 20, 2012 · 11:23 AM

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Hyze 107p · 679 weeks ago

Dr. Mario's answer to all of his patients' problems is to shove his solution down their throats, whether they like it or not.

I'd say he fits House perfectly.

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smartmonkey 88p · 679 weeks ago

If you know what i mean...

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Numberplay 92p · 679 weeks ago

Your lupus is in another patient.

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Spaz Tzu 98p · 679 weeks ago

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DiamyoAlex 92p · 679 weeks ago

It's NEVER lupus.

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Foxwings66 · 679 weeks ago

Did you say Lupus?
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSJ-ebCNr...

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Prof. Luigi 100p · 679 weeks ago

I had this joke in my avatar before it was cool.
/HIPSTEEER!

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3 replies · active 679 weeks ago

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Deep Thought 105p · 679 weeks ago

Isn't that the green guy though?

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Prof. Luigi 100p · 679 weeks ago

As much as I'd like it to be, it isn't. (:C

ART COMMISSION/CHALLANGE:
Draw an avatar for me based on my name.
Maybe I will reward you.

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straYDoubter 91p · 679 weeks ago

Didn't draw it myself, but this did come to mind. Can you use it?

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FrEEz 79p · 679 weeks ago

Does that make peach Cuddy?

And Luigi as Wilson?

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EliminatorZigma 108p · 679 weeks ago

Luigi fits the Wilson role so well it's scary.

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dope92 94p · 679 weeks ago

i think daisy would be a better fit for Cuddy.

i think...

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Prof. Luigi 100p · 679 weeks ago

In what way?

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Spencer 119p · 679 weeks ago

Oh come on Shawn, disguises tag? I mean Mario's toooooooootally a competent and legal doctor! The pills and the stethoscope prove it!

...right?

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2 replies · active 679 weeks ago

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Zortsport 97p · 679 weeks ago

Of course, a stethoscope is all you need!

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EliminatorZigma 108p · 679 weeks ago

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EliminatorZigma 108p · 679 weeks ago

Now I can't stop thinking about Dr. House singing the "Dr. Mario Theme with Lyrics". And it's glorious.

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chipznsallza 95p · 679 weeks ago

too bad that all his pills can cure now is lupus...

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dope92 94p · 679 weeks ago

really? i thought he used magic pills

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VyseRogueKing 103p · 679 weeks ago

15 days is my prognosis. You need red and blue pill doses.

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TransPM 97p · 679 weeks ago

patient: "What about those white pills you have there?"
Dr. Mario: "NO! Those are MINE!"

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Comire 101p · 679 weeks ago

"What? He said he completed level 20 on the highest speed? How many times do I have to say it, EVERYBODY LIES!"

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deleted1342352 129p · 679 weeks ago

But he ate all the pills.

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ChaosController 108p · 679 weeks ago

DID SOMEBODY SAY PILLS!?!??!

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RenegadeSparks 91p · 679 weeks ago

I prescribe 1 poison mushroom *magically cures the patient*

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dope92 94p · 679 weeks ago

DAMMIT KIRK IM A DOCTOR! NOT A PLUMBER!!

wait... wrong show...

sorry!

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Alice_M 79p · 679 weeks ago

HES DEAD, JIM!

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Prof. Luigi 100p · 679 weeks ago

QUICK! SHOVE MORE PILLS DOWN THIS THROAT!

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TheInsaneWombat 90p · 679 weeks ago

But it's never Lupus!

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TheTaurenRogue 109p · 679 weeks ago

It was that one time.

It's kinda like suprise buttsex

99% of the time you don't want it.

But that one time...

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Soul Eater 676 95p · 679 weeks ago

Now we wonder what happened to his leg? To much growing for him to handle?

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Sonicsmash2 96p · 679 weeks ago

I was inspired to make this!

It's not much....But hey!

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Prof. Luigi 100p · 679 weeks ago

Mario, what are you doing?

WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING? I'M FIGHTING THE BOWSER!

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Pupsrus13 77p · 679 weeks ago

Dr. Mundo approves.

*starts dancing*

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 679 weeks ago

It's not fever or the chills.

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chipznsallza 95p · 679 weeks ago

so it could be lupus?

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HughbertEsq 98p · 679 weeks ago

Sooooo, what purpose does.... Oh save me I've forgotten his name, his brother have to serve, some kind of alcoholic drunken drain?
I presume that that won't be a result of lupus

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Prof. Luigi 100p · 679 weeks ago

HIS BROTHER has gone on to get his PhD in Mushroom Physics, thank you very much.

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Vabolo 118p · 679 weeks ago

That's a funny way to say he's getting high off shrooms in his appartment's couch all day while watching Mythbusters.

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TheTaurenRogue 109p · 679 weeks ago

Last I checked he was a janitor at his own mansion.

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777mariomaster 0p · 679 weeks ago

It's never lupus, though...

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Vabolo 118p · 679 weeks ago

It's never a poison mushroom.

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Ifer · 679 weeks ago

It's never lupus!

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Kyginbo · 679 weeks ago

http://lusipurr.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/dr...
It's never Lupus...except that one time it was....then never again

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Numberplay on April 20th, 2012 11:25 am

Your lupus is in another patient.
Guppy on April 20th, 2012 11:27 am

But he ate all the pills.
EliminatorZigma on April 20th, 2012 11:30 am

Now I can't stop thinking about Dr. House singing the rel="nofollow">"Dr. Mario Theme with Lyrics". And it's glorious.
FrEEz on April 20th, 2012 11:31 am

Does that make peach Cuddy?

And Luigi as Wilson?
Hyze on April 20th, 2012 11:51 am

Dr. Mario's answer to all of his patients' problems is to shove his solution down their throats, whether they like it or not.

I'd say he fits House perfectly.
Kyginbo on April 20th, 2012 12:01 pm

http://lusipurr.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/dr…
It's never Lupus…except that one time it was….then never again
Prof. Luigi on April 20th, 2012 12:09 pm

I had this joke in my avatar before it was cool.
/HIPSTEEER!
Seanhl on April 20th, 2012 12:41 pm

I prescribe 1 poison mushroom *magically cures the patient*
HughbertEsq on April 20th, 2012 12:48 pm

Sooooo, what purpose does…. Oh save me I've forgotten his name, his brother have to serve, some kind of alcoholic drunken drain?
I presume that that won't be a result of lupus
Comire on April 20th, 2012 12:54 pm

"What? He said he completed level 20 on the highest speed? How many times do I have to say it, EVERYBODY LIES!"
sonicsmash2 on April 20th, 2012 1:48 pm

I was inspired to make this!
<img src="http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/9319/mariohouseboombox.png">
It's not much….But hey!
VyseRogueKing on April 20th, 2012 2:21 pm

15 days is my prognosis. You need red and blue pill doses.
Souleater676 on April 20th, 2012 2:46 pm

Now we wonder what happened to his leg? To much growing for him to handle?
Alpar on April 20th, 2012 3:17 pm

Oh come on Shawn, disguises tag? I mean Mario's toooooooootally a competent and legal doctor! The pills and the stethoscope prove it!

…right?
dope92 on April 20th, 2012 3:36 pm

DAMMIT KIRK IM A DOCTOR! NOT A PLUMBER!!

wait… wrong show…

<img src="https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQdi2_y-0zGFfgcyL3FE9zdGdw8Qw9Pd1ngFIujGvyA5La-9WjQ0w">

sorry!
BTSnoogans on April 20th, 2012 3:48 pm

It's not fever or the chills.
TheInsaneWombat on April 20th, 2012 4:25 pm

But it's never Lupus!
Vabolo on April 20th, 2012 8:14 pm

It's never a poison mushroom.
Ifer on April 21st, 2012 10:36 am

It's never lupus!
777mariomaster on April 22nd, 2012 9:48 pm

It's never lupus, though…