Little is known about the origins of these highly collectable artifacts. All I can tell you is they lay down a nice beat!
By ME7ROPOLIS

THE ORIGINAL DUBSTEP

Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 18, 2012 · 3:29 AM

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 680 weeks ago

If it were dubstep, would the gyroid really dance so enthusiastically?

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Mindlessinvalid 91p · 680 weeks ago

No, it would be sawing off its own waist so it could crawl away.

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TransPM 97p · 680 weeks ago

This is your Cactaur:

This is your Cactaur on drugs:

And THAT is how dubstep is made. The moral of the story: Don't do drugs kids, it'll make you dubstep

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2 replies · active 680 weeks ago

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Soul Eater 676 95p · 680 weeks ago

But what if I want to sound like I was on Dubstep?

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BraveSirJimOfLawl 91p · 680 weeks ago

You don't.

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LiquidMountain 87p · 680 weeks ago

Obligatory link to the terrifying/hilarious/awesome Animal Crossing story.

If you have about half an hour, it's great. It starts off as a hilarious misunderstanding of the game, but then things get very sinister...

I shudder now whenever I look at Tom Nook.

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4 replies · active 680 weeks ago

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BraveSirJimOfLawl 91p · 680 weeks ago

It's OK, I didn't want to sleep tonight anyways...

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LiquidMountain 87p · 680 weeks ago

I didn't want you to either.

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deleted801691 109p · 680 weeks ago

You didn't shudder before?

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Zer0-Limit · 680 weeks ago

Yeah, he wasn't really a racoon, he's a tanooki if I remember correctly. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_raccoon_dog

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Paulrus-Keaton? 107p · 680 weeks ago

Dubstep: The Dane Cook of Electronica

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Ovahdrive 105p · 680 weeks ago

What? Everyone openly says it's crap but then listens to it when no one's around? I'm on to the conspiracy, you can't fool me.

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Paulrus-Keaton? 107p · 680 weeks ago

I can care less about dubstep, really. Not my thing but I've heard worse.

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EliminatorZigma 108p · 680 weeks ago

I've used this before, but it's necessary for this revelation:

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Newt 88p · 680 weeks ago

Where did that pair of headphones come from?

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deleted801691 109p · 680 weeks ago

That's actually the goggles. The sniper is so exasperated that he phased them through his head.

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BraveSirJimOfLawl 91p · 680 weeks ago

It's not so much the Sniper, as it is the goggles. You see, they do nothing...
Yeah, that was a shitty joke I'll just go sit in that corner over there.

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Mindlessinvalid 91p · 680 weeks ago

You know why they call it Dubstep?

Because when someone starts up a track for his friends to listen to, his friend dubstep out of the room.

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BraveSirJimOfLawl 91p · 680 weeks ago

Real friends would've smashed the speakers so that he wouldn't listen to it anymore.

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Chimental 117p · 680 weeks ago

I especially love their hit single: MREEEH MRAAAAAAH MREEEH MRAAAAAAH

(at least that's the sound my gyroid made...)

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Dycro 105p · 680 weeks ago

Not really having an "original" dubstep makes the situation any better.

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Mindlessinvalid 91p · 680 weeks ago

It's like Castlevania, no-one knows where it comes from, it crops up way too often, and you could say that the people (if you can call them that) who bring it up "suck."

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Cloak 93p · 680 weeks ago

At least it isn't run by the Twilight Vampires.

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Mindlessinvalid 91p · 680 weeks ago

And there you guys go saying that phrase again.

Every time I hear it I feel like punching Stephanie Meyer in the stomach until she coughs up an organ.

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Deep Thought 105p · 680 weeks ago

G-Y-R-O-I-D... that's a funny way to spell Cactuar.

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Mindlessinvalid 91p · 680 weeks ago

I wouldn't give a Cactuar a hug because they're so spiney.

I wouldn't hug a Gyroid because it looks like a malformed cock.

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 680 weeks ago

Relevant...somewhat

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VyseRogueKing 103p · 680 weeks ago

Sure a couple may be the equivalent of dubstep but time 8 of those suckers experimenting with types and you can get something truly splendid. Walking into my house was like walking into a music shop.

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 680 weeks ago

The fact that I am DESPERATELY waiting for the Nintendo 3DS version of Animal Crossing does not help me any when I see this. THE WAIT IS UNBEARABLE!!!

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dope92 94p · 680 weeks ago

so gyroids made the beat.

5 years later wubbzy made the wub wub sound....

sounds like dubstep was planned to come out some time now.

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BraveSirJimOfLawl 91p · 680 weeks ago

IT'S ALL A HUGE CONSPIRACY MAN! JUST LIKE THE LUNAR LANDING!

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TomQuoVadis 96p · 680 weeks ago

I looked up a Gyroid just so I could understand this joke.

My ears are now bleeding.

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Mindlessinvalid 91p · 680 weeks ago

Ears... Bleeding? Sounds like you were listening to Dubstep.

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Happy 83p · 680 weeks ago

I'm crying, I did the same thing and this video I ended up on is unintentionally the funniest shit I've seen all day.

Coolest fucking kid right here.

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PvtDisposable 90p · 680 weeks ago

Looks like the gyroids haven't given in to peer pressure. They dance to dubstep while everyone else does the foxtrot...

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deleted801691 109p · 680 weeks ago

Didn't someone already say in a previous submission that Sonic was the original wubstep?

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Dycro 105p · 680 weeks ago

-1 Troll Detected!

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HughbertEsq 98p · 680 weeks ago

*BF3 Beeping noises*

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blargenth 93p · 680 weeks ago

I'm very confused... can someone elaborate with a youtube link or something?

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HughbertEsq 98p · 680 weeks ago

Interesting, but will it blend?........
...... Into my new Logic Pro track

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Paulrus-Keaton? on April 18th, 2012 3:34 am

Dubstep: The Dane Cook of Electronica
BTSnoogans on April 18th, 2012 3:37 am

If it were dubstep, would the gyroid really dance so enthusiastically?
LiquidMountain on April 18th, 2012 3:51 am

Obligatory link to the terrifying/hilarious/awesome Animal Crossing story.

If you have about half an hour, it's great. It starts off as a hilarious misunderstanding of the game, but then things get very sinister…

I shudder now whenever I look at Tom Nook.
Dycro on April 18th, 2012 4:17 am

Not really having an "original" dubstep makes the situation any better.
Dycro on April 18th, 2012 4:26 am

-1 Troll Detected!

Commence countermeasures…
VyseRogueKing on April 18th, 2012 4:52 am

Sure a couple may be the equivalent of dubstep but time 8 of those suckers experimenting with types and you can get something truly splendid. Walking into my house was like walking into a music shop.
Skrist on April 18th, 2012 8:06 am

Didn't someone already say in a previous submission that Sonic was the original wubstep?
PvtDisposable on April 18th, 2012 8:22 am

Looks like the gyroids haven't given in to peer pressure. They dance to dubstep while everyone else does the foxtrot…
Chimental on April 18th, 2012 8:44 am

I especially love their hit single: MREEEH MRAAAAAAH MREEEH MRAAAAAAH

(at least that's the sound my gyroid made…)
HughbertEsq on April 18th, 2012 9:52 am

Interesting, but will it blend?……..
…… Into my new Logic Pro track
Deep Thought on April 18th, 2012 10:00 am

G-Y-R-O-I-D… that's a funny way to spell Cactuar.
TomQuoVadis on April 18th, 2012 10:19 am

I looked up a Gyroid just so I could understand this joke.

My ears are now bleeding.
EliminatorZigma on April 18th, 2012 10:22 am

I've used this before, but it's necessary for this revelation:
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/i137C.gif" width=450>
Cirno on April 18th, 2012 11:49 am

You know why they call it Dubstep?

Because when someone starts up a track for his friends to listen to, his friend dubstep out of the room.
TransPM on April 18th, 2012 1:14 pm

This is your Cactaur:
<img src="http://images.wikia.com/finalfantasy/images/a/a8/FFCC-Cactuar.jpg" width="250">
This is your Cactaur on drugs:
<img src="http://images.wikia.com/nintendo/en/images/c/c4/GyroidCityFolk.jpg" width="250">
And THAT is how dubstep is made. The moral of the story: Don't do drugs kids, it'll make you dubstep
dope92 on April 18th, 2012 5:58 pm

so gyroids made the beat.

5 years later wubbzy made the wub wub sound….

sounds like dubstep was planned to come out some time now.
Jimmy on April 18th, 2012 10:36 pm

The fact that I am DESPERATELY waiting for the Nintendo 3DS version of Animal Crossing does not help me any when I see this. THE WAIT IS UNBEARABLE!!!
blargenth on April 19th, 2012 12:17 am

I'm very confused… can someone elaborate with a youtube link or something?