Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?
A collection of video game themed porno box art by Porrskadad
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Video Game Pornos

Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 16, 2012 · 5:44 PM

(268 votes, average: 3.51 out of 5)

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Spaz Tzu 98p · 678 weeks ago

Yup.

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ChaosController 108p · 678 weeks ago

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MC Ninja 107p · 678 weeks ago

But where's Call of Booty: Modern Whorefare 3?

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12 replies · active 677 weeks ago

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Rexxmech 91p · 678 weeks ago

Let's check Halolz today and see what's goi-

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PvtDisposable 90p · 678 weeks ago

You forgot an oldie but a goodie!

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Dr.Panda 112p · 678 weeks ago

,,,Im pretty sure Biocock would be illegal.

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8 replies · active 677 weeks ago

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Comire 101p · 678 weeks ago

'Cause the in and out GIFs look fun:

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John_Know_Doe 86p · 678 weeks ago

Man these movies suuuuuck. They just do the same thing over and over. They never leave the room. In-fact they never leave the bed. They only change there position. Worst of all there's no story, except for castlerapia. It had something to do with vampires and the twilight saga. It didn't understand it.

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2 replies · active 678 weeks ago

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EliminatorZigma 108p · 678 weeks ago

Contributing to the "what's going on in" posts...

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Korotini_Notlad 97p · 678 weeks ago

......Did we just raid Zoe's private stash?

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11 replies · active 677 weeks ago

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Wasppe 78p · 678 weeks ago

I love how you don't need new box art for Grand Theft Anal

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 678 weeks ago

It's getting too hot!
*rim shot*

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Spencer 119p · 678 weeks ago

PS3 has no porn.

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4 replies · active 678 weeks ago

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mikeorike 89p · 678 weeks ago

Oddly enough, the Bayonetta one looks and feels the same.
Amidoingitright?

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1 reply · active 678 weeks ago

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Paulrus-Keaton? 107p · 678 weeks ago

Porthole
Jakin' Daxter
Killer69
Starfux: Sixty Whores
Bums Out: Takedown
Taints Row
Team Fucktress
Mothers of Earthbound
Duke Fucks Em' Forever
Ballsout: New Vegas
SSEX
Sexy Taxi
Marvel XXX Capcom
Call of Dudes: Black Cocks
Whores of Spore
Legend of Helga: Phantom Ass

....aaaaand that's all I can crank out right now.

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13 replies · active 677 weeks ago

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spartann30 62p · 678 weeks ago

is it weird that i wouldn't mind watching sextroid?

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1 reply · active 677 weeks ago

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PortalMan 86p · 678 weeks ago

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rabidturky6759 61p · 678 weeks ago

still a better metroid game than other m. also the halo one is a stretch.

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Prof. Luigi 100p · 678 weeks ago

Shawn, we've had some dirty stuff on this site, but seriously, this isn't even borderline porn.
What the heck, shawn? Just why?

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5 replies · active 677 weeks ago

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LinkorZelda 87p · 677 weeks ago

Gay Sex:
Penile Evolution

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dope92 94p · 678 weeks ago

we could go on forever with videogame porn names or you know....

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8 replies · active 677 weeks ago

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Cloak 93p · 678 weeks ago

> Implying there aren't tons of games that are already porn.

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4 replies · active 677 weeks ago

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 678 weeks ago

Hey, Zoe. Good news. Shawn's done your job for you. You can take the day off.

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3 replies · active 678 weeks ago

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DrSexington 78p · 678 weeks ago

Bloody brilliant!

Also lol at Duke being in the Queers of War one

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1 reply · active 678 weeks ago

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combatbeaver 94p · 678 weeks ago

i like how the pricetag on the devil may cum game is actually censoring part of it

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Master_Xehanort 88p · 678 weeks ago

The whole Mass Effect series is not about saving the galaxy from sentient machines determined to wipe out all organic life every 50,000 years. Truthfully, it's all about the butts. Dem quarian hips....

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Alice_M 79p · 678 weeks ago

*Walks in*

Dammit there is no bondage....

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7 replies · active 675 weeks ago

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Kenpachi RAMASAMA 100p · 678 weeks ago

"Alright let's see what's on Halolz this eveni-"
http://www.myfacewhen.com/163/

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Ovahdrive 105p · 678 weeks ago

Good to know there were at least ten Grand Theft Anals. Must be popular.

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BraveSirJimOfLawl 91p · 678 weeks ago

I can't believe they didn't use Mass Erect.

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EliminatorZigma 108p · 678 weeks ago

I lost it at Ass Creed. It may have been expected, but it was still well-executed.

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2 replies · active 678 weeks ago

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EonofAeon 86p · 678 weeks ago

I was originally going to post a classic 'Awkward Boner' gif....but instead...

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Scept 100p · 678 weeks ago

I have to say, I'm honestly surprised Zoe hasn't said anything.

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nadare6912 34p · 678 weeks ago

according to zero punctuation, it's already called ass creed.

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Suzuki 59p · 677 weeks ago

... well ummm what?
i want that sextroid game!!!!!

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FrEEz 79p · 678 weeks ago

MY

FUCKING

EYES.

WHY SHAWN, WHY?

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chance2458 0p · 665 weeks ago

My family's reaction to Sextroid: http://www.myfacewhen.com/165/

My Reaction to Sextroid: http://www.myfacewhen.com/100/

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Oddone2 50p · 675 weeks ago

I like how with the Ratchet and Clank one, "Size Matters" wasn't even changed, Na the words of "Quest for Booty" were merely rearranged (with a word omitted).

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