It’s tough being a Magikarp at Pokemon High. Well, at least this would be a much healthier way for Magikarp to get revenge!
By JHall [JHall Comics]

Pokémon High School

Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 16, 2012 · 9:12 AM

(244 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5)

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Comire 101p · 680 weeks ago

10 minutes later, Gyarados took her on a Magikarp-et ride. If you know what I mean.

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12 replies · active 680 weeks ago

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Lordshadow 97p · 680 weeks ago

That pun was awful. Enjoy your +1 sir.

Also, to keep this rolling, He turned on the Charmander inhibitions flew right out the window.

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EliminatorZigma 108p · 680 weeks ago

Oh, boy, another pun thread. I hope no one Muks it up.

CHALLENGE: use only Gen 1 and 2 Pokemon for the puns.

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Mindlessinvalid 91p · 680 weeks ago

Only gen 1 and 2? That's a bit of a farfetch'd challenge. Trying to raichu a good pun is making my thinking bulbasaur. Oh, mewtwo? Why are pokepuns so hard? Maybe I can weedle the goddess of all writers and I'll be cleffable to geodude this properly. If I graveller properly I might even get to grimer.

This is dragonaire long enough, Ima go do some 3D articuno for Caels game, zapdos files to him over skype, then have some single moltres scotch while listening to jazz.

I'm sorry about telling you guys that this can't be done, I jynxed it for you.

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Black7Ninja 43p · 680 weeks ago

Outstanding

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Umbreon 0 81p · 680 weeks ago

Natu jynx him, but I thought Raticate was going to get eaten. I mean seriously-picking on what's going to be a gyarados? He was asking furret.

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Mindlessinvalid 91p · 680 weeks ago

The only thing gyarados will be eating is that delicious redhead after the reunion is over.

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SirNumel 97p · 680 weeks ago

I prefer to take that one without the entendre. It's funnier that way.

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Sid_Diddly 90p · 680 weeks ago

These threads are fun and all but sometimes people start reaching and they get a little farfetch'd.

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Psycroc 103p · 680 weeks ago

ABSOLutely ridiculous if you ask me

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EonofAeon 86p · 680 weeks ago

These jokes are all absolute Trubbish; you might even say they're Stunky... I believe you should all shut up so I can have some Blissey Tranquill. In fact, your puns are so bad they're giving me a Snorlax. In fact, the fact that we do this so often is rather Oddish....In fact, why don't you Lombres go and Leafeon home before I get really Krabby. Now that I think on it, they're getting me all rather Gloom and I'm even feeling a bit Gastly. I think it's time for this serious of puns to Flygon before our heads all Exploud....Anyone else getting Drowzee or is it just me...? Oh and I have a special message for you; Dewott ya want cause a Pirate is free....unless of course my jokes are Dragonite...* Budew you really think I don't have any Altaria motives for this horribly overdone post?
To put it plainly, I believe this is all one of the best pun Combees ever, and you haven't a Chansey, and so I say Abra kadabra and Alakazam.

I'm on a Horsea.

* = I felt this one is maybe a bit too hard to easily figure out so uh...I was trying to go for a sort of "Dragging on, aight?" referencing pun >.> And yes, I realize I use 'in fact' quite a bit...Bite me :P

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misterherobrine 0p · 680 weeks ago

OH GOD THE PUNS!

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Jerach 86p · 680 weeks ago

And she doesn't know what they can find.

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Shatman 96p · 680 weeks ago

See, I always thought Magikarp would hook up with that nice Feebas girl. She grew up quite nicely, you know. And she's also a natural redhead.

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FrEEz 79p · 680 weeks ago

"She grew up quite nicely"

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ShakerSilver 103p · 680 weeks ago

Gyrados: "I'm also the most used water-type in OU tier. What's your tier status again?"

Raticate: "Uh...."

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3 replies · active 680 weeks ago

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AuraGuyChris 64p · 680 weeks ago

Raticate avoided being part of the TOP PERCENTAGE Rattata.

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ChemicalKirby 91p · 680 weeks ago

100%

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MiniNinja 80p · 680 weeks ago

Like "F.E.A.R. tier"?

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Deep Thought 105p · 680 weeks ago

Silly magikarp... thanks to Team Rocket, you'll be the natural redhead!

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2 replies · active 680 weeks ago

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BlurrySandwich 112p · 680 weeks ago

But if Team Rocket made him red, then how is it natural?

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VaultLegend 100p · 680 weeks ago

The power of evil makes all things possible!

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 680 weeks ago

Picking on the ginger kid. A time honoured tradition.

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3 replies · active 680 weeks ago

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SirNumel 97p · 680 weeks ago

Why hasn't the Alpar bug worn off on you yet? Did you stop taking your medicine again?

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 680 weeks ago

What are you talking about. I am Alpar. I am also lazy.

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Mindlessinvalid 91p · 680 weeks ago

Ginger Miso Grilled Magikarp....

yum...

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EonofAeon 86p · 680 weeks ago

"What about you? Oh your little school boy owner left you after you gained that gut when you stopped working your hardest to be in the top percentage, huh? Sucks...Well if you'll excuse me..."

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EonofAeon 86p · 680 weeks ago

(And to head anyone off; I realize this isn't a rattata...It's a raticate. Ergo he evolved come 'Pokemon High School'...and as a result, stopped working as hard as he was as a rattata. I say this to point out I do not want any of you coming in and going "BUT EEEOOOOOONNN HE'S NOT A RATTATA YOU SILLY GOOSE" ...And why in the hell I just read that in Harry Partidge's voice I'll never know...)

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Zyquux 103p · 680 weeks ago

BUT EEEOOOOOONNN HE'S NOT A RATTATA YOU SILLY GOOSE!

/obligatorycomment

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EonofAeon 86p · 680 weeks ago

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John_Know_Doe 86p · 680 weeks ago

revenge is a dish best served cold... with a red head.

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deleted722514 108p · 680 weeks ago

And then Gyarados enjoyed the sweet flavor of vengeance...but only for a few days

There were three things he didn't know: that the Mouse Pokémon species always watch each others back. That Raticate had some pretty fierce yellow friends living nearby and finally that Water/Flying dual types have a 4x weakness to electric attacks.

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dope92 94p · 680 weeks ago

CURSE YOUR LINKS SHAWN!! I WAS GONNA POST THE MAGIKARP THING!!!

well karp can have an awesome bro moment too

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deleted801691 109p · 680 weeks ago

So, by this comics standards, Caterpie would suck in Pokemon High and even when it grows up, it sucks at Pokemon Life too?
And then there's Miltank, a bully all its life.
And even then, there is Sudowoodo, misunderstood and then can pull its own weight when the time arises.

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 680 weeks ago

I don't even want to know what Missingno has to go through....

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Nightmarekiba 61p · 680 weeks ago

Dear Arceus. I don't think anyone wanted to think about that. Thanks Master...er who are you again?

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Vabolo 118p · 680 weeks ago

Say, that's a nice car you managed to save for RaticHYPERBEAMBLARGH

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1 reply · active 680 weeks ago

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Mindlessinvalid 91p · 680 weeks ago

*cough* oh sorry about your car, sometimes my PURE OVERWHELMING AWESOME can't be contained any longer and it just comes out.

By the way, is that your wife? She's alright looking, you must love her very muDRAGONRAGE!

oh... sorry... well, at least she's a "natural red head" now.
(it's blood)
well at least you have your loving trainer joey who will console yo- huh, he disowned you when you evolved into raticate?
That sucks, well at least you have your pride *snicker*

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 680 weeks ago

Dawwwww...
Does anyone else think that bespectacled Magikarp looks adorable?

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PvtDisposable 90p · 680 weeks ago

Carpe diem Raticate, cuz you sure as hell won't have much time left!

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Black7Ninja 43p · 680 weeks ago

Shouldn't that be a Rattata? Not Joey's of course

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Smile 103p · 680 weeks ago

Relevant
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhSA32pctJo

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Cube · 679 weeks ago

http://images.alexonsager.net/pokemon/fused/7/7.1...
I don't know

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Arb · 680 weeks ago

Anyone else think the red hair was Phoenix at first sight?

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Anon · 680 weeks ago

Joey ran away!

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kdebones · 680 weeks ago

So he married a soulless Ginger? That bullies better off I think (I don't hate you soulless demonic beings, you just scare me)

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EonofAeon on April 16th, 2012 9:18 am

"What about you? Oh your little school boy owner left you after you gained that gut when you stopped working your hardest to be in the top percentage, huh? Sucks…Well if you'll excuse me…"
Anon on April 16th, 2012 9:23 am

Joey ran away!
kdebones on April 16th, 2012 9:35 am

So he married a soulless Ginger? That bullies better off I think (I don't hate you soulless demonic beings, you just scare me)
ShakerSilver on April 16th, 2012 9:35 am

Gyrados: "I'm also the most used water-type in OU tier. What's your tier status again?"

Raticate: "Uh…."
Shatman on April 16th, 2012 9:49 am

See, I always thought Magikarp would hook up with that nice Feebas girl. She grew up quite nicely, you know. And she's also a natural redhead.
Deep Thought on April 16th, 2012 9:59 am

Silly magikarp… thanks to Team Rocket, you'll be the natural redhead!
Vabolo on April 16th, 2012 10:29 am

Say, that's a nice car you managed to save for RaticHYPERBEAMBLARGH
Alpar on April 16th, 2012 10:38 am

Picking on the ginger kid. A time honoured tradition.
Comire on April 16th, 2012 10:47 am

10 minutes later, Gyarados took her on a Magikarp-et ride. If you know what I mean.
Zwiggan on April 16th, 2012 11:03 am

Relevant
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PvtDisposable on April 16th, 2012 11:17 am

Carpe diem Raticate, cuz you sure as hell won't have much time left!
Skrist on April 16th, 2012 11:45 am

So, by this comics standards, Caterpie would suck in Pokemon High and even when it grows up, it sucks at Pokemon Life too?
And then there's Miltank, a bully all its life.
And even then, there is Sudowoodo, misunderstood and then can pull its own weight when the time arises.
John_Know_Doe on April 16th, 2012 11:51 am

revenge is a dish best served cold… with a red head.
Mentlegen on April 16th, 2012 1:06 pm

And then Gyarados enjoyed the sweet flavor of vengeance…but only for a few days

There were three things he didn't know: that the Mouse Pokémon species always watch each others back. That Raticate had some pretty fierce yellow friends living nearby and finally that Water/Flying dual types have a 4x weakness to electric attacks.
dope92 on April 16th, 2012 4:12 pm

CURSE YOUR LINKS SHAWN!! I WAS GONNA POST THE MAGIKARP THING!!!

well karp can have an awesome bro moment too

<img src="http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll208/masked-avenger/Untitled-3-1.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket">
BTSnoogans on April 16th, 2012 4:59 pm

Dawwwww…
Does anyone else think that bespectacled Magikarp looks adorable?
Black7Ninja on April 16th, 2012 6:36 pm

Shouldn't that be a Rattata? Not Joey's of course
Arb on April 17th, 2012 2:10 am

Anyone else think the red hair was Phoenix at first sight?
Cube on April 25th, 2012 8:30 am

http://images.alexonsager.net/pokemon/fused/7/7.1…
I don't know