We’ve lived on Destiny Islands all our lives! Although actually, I’m not exactly sure how we got here…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 3, 2012 · 10:59 PM
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Categories: Irony, Kingdom Hearts, Playstation, Scumbag, Square Enix · Leave a comment (112 Comments) |
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
Where is his Scumbag Hat?
Today's youth.
I'd originally thought he just really wanted to bone Kairi, but then he didn't, and instead went after the guy whose name I can't remember.
What kind of teenager/preteen gives a hoot about their parents?
What kind of teen/preteen/indeterminate gives a hoot about their parents?
They obviously died, but he forgot to become Batman.
C'mon Halolz, I'm trying to not buy a 3DS only because of KH 3D
So, please, no more KH lolz
And even then, when he found one of them, didn't he leave her behind like an asshole to go after his mancrush?
If there is anything Japanese games have taught me… its that parents dont exist
Goes into castle looking for Mickey.
Forgets everyone he has ever known.
*cough* Gentlemen…….
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In japan, the parents are sex crazed, lunatics.
That is all.
inb4
Orphans. Orphans Everywhere.
in the disney-verse they know their parents are dead
I miss this game :/
In KH1 near the start when he goes to save the raft from a storm you hear his mum calling him. "Sora! Dinner's ready!".
Always wondered about her…
Everyone knows that between the ages of 10 and 18 you abandon your parents to go off and save the world from disaster. That's what everyone else did right? I mean, I found it strange that people wouldn't let me into their houses to find items to help me on my quest and that whenever I tried to form a party nobody showed up.
Anyway, in a few years time I'll be the right age to be the old man of the group and I can help the kids save the world. I can't see there being any problems this time….
Well the LAST thing we need is the kind of JRPG Hero who not only whines about his frieeeeeeeeeends but also whines "MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED" a' la Batman style
*Rrrrrriiinggg….*
"Hold on guys… I gotta take this…"
"Hello? Daaaaad… Nooo… I… I can't do the laundr…. What? No, Dad! I'm hanging with Goofy… Yes! The Disney character!! NO DAD! I'M NOT GAY! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!"
Sora's back story is so god damned convoluted anymore, I'm not sure he was even born. He probably hatched from an egg or some other such nonsense.
*searches for zoe*
ALLRIGHT! TIME FOR ME TO POST SEXY SHIT!!!
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Aww… No more Alpars means no more orgy.
*You're
Looks like you're the one who needs a dictionary.
I have absolutely NO IDEA what you are talking about my dope92, little penguin friend. Not a damn clue. Care for a creamsicle?
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well it turns out his mom is mysterious figure!
Bad parenting.
REALLY bad parenting.
Maybe the island is just where the parents send the retarded kids so they don't get in the way for the day.