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I want you to surrender, at 20 minutes

We may as well… we’ve lost all our towers and Xin has been feeding the entire game.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 1, 2012 · 12:18 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (120 votes, average: 3.48 out of 5)
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Disguises, League of Legends, PC, Political, Strike A Pose, Tactical Retreat

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19 replies · active 677 weeks ago
I do believe Alparlolz would be more appropriate at this point.
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16 replies · active 677 weeks ago
Hey guys, I'm back from my voyage! Wait wha-
*sees all the Alpars*
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16 replies · active 677 weeks ago
I WANT YOU!

TO BRING ME ELBOWS!
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20 replies · active 677 weeks ago
Look upon it, Shawn Handyside. Look and weep.
You gave us LoLLOLZ. The comment section is dominated by Alpar Fail's Day. Today has been the busiest day in Halolz history. All because of Alpar Fail's Day. So I leave you with one question:
YOU JELLY?
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1 reply · active 678 weeks ago
I would like to take this comment and dedicated time to specially thank Shawn Handyside and Spp- err, I mean, Alpar #679, and the ones who initially supported the cause. For without them, this holiday of assimilation would not be possible.

JOIN US

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
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8 replies · active 677 weeks ago
I would like to take the moment to rant about the forums, and how Zoe has convinced me to start posting porn everywhere.
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19 replies · active 677 weeks ago
Oh no! Another A-Virus Pandemic!



"Don't worry everyone, for the regular price of 3000000000000 HL, I can give a cure!"
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3 replies · active 677 weeks ago
User posted image

relevant?
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4 replies · active 677 weeks ago
One day, months or maybe a year from today, Internet Archaeologists are going to see this comment section and think, "What the fuck?"
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3 replies · active 678 weeks ago
Alpar (v): To make into or likened as an Alpar.
Alpar (n): An asshole who made me unable to drink hot coffee by turning me into an Ice Loli
Alpar (n): The city-state where Alpars come from.
Alpar (Adj): Like an Alpar.

Ok, now get ready for the best grammatically correct sentence ever:

Alpar Alpar Alpar Alpar Alpar Alpar Alpar.

meaning:

Alpar-like Alpar from Alpar turn other Alpar-like Alpar from Alpar into Alpar.
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4 replies · active 677 weeks ago
THE ALPAR! THEY'RE COMING OUT OF THE WALLS! THEY'RE COMING OUT OF THE GODDAMN WALLS!
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1 reply · active 678 weeks ago
ALPAR WILL NEVER SURRENDER!
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11 replies · active 678 weeks ago
Conversely...
I WANT YOU!

TO BECOME ALPAR!
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Oh hi Alpar.

Oh hi Alpar.

Oh hi Alpar.

Say, are you following me? I've been seeing you a lot lately. No? Okay.

Oh hi Alpar... (etc. etc.)
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*Reads all the comments...I DON'T GET IT!
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8 replies · active 677 weeks ago
So...many...Alpars!
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10 replies · active 678 weeks ago
SO MANY ALPARS!!!

MIND RAPE!
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18 replies · active 677 weeks ago
So are we staying alpar until this site is no longer LolLolz?
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4 replies · active 677 weeks ago

What about Wheatlolz?
I think it's much better than this

Espero que sea nada más que una excelente broma!!
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3 replies · active 678 weeks ago
At least it's better than on the server where everyone changes there name to Marzen for an hour, every few months or so.... For literally no reason.
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1 reply · active 677 weeks ago
Can we have an Alpar Fails Week next year?

I don't think you can pack this much Alpar into one day.
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20 minutes and approximately 1000 dollars on heroes. Alpar, which is me, does not have a wallet that deep. Forgot to hit up the skulltula house.
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MAKE IT STOP MAKE THE ALPARS STOP T_T
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8 replies · active 677 weeks ago
Intense database wont let me change my picture to Alpar! *cries*
I wanted to be in the fun.....
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I can't believe I've gone the entire day without becoming Alpar...
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1 reply · active 677 weeks ago
*Estás usando esta página de forma incorrecta, por favor consulte el manual*
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5 replies · active 677 weeks ago
Aww Christmas is finished!

* goes and cries in a corner till December*
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Alpar is the new Haruhi Suzumiya.?

The church of Alpar.?
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Alpar Watcher · 678 weeks ago

dem alpars.
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bazzamanazza · 678 weeks ago

Uncle Ryze want you to play LoL:
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110513234...
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