Once and for all, we’ll see if the pen is mightier than the sword!
By Matthew Art [via Dueling Analogs]
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 28, 2012 · 10:52 PM
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
Can't think of anything witty to say.
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Well one is really annoying, the other is Scribblenauts.
The sword vs a pen(cil) that can make anything as long as you can draw it's name.
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It's no contest. Just as long as you don't write out Rick Astley.
Brought to you by the internet generation.
Where random is our greatest (and only) form of comedy!
But is the pen mightier than the totally insane?
What time is it!? IT'S- time to take down the Christmas background. Seriously I just noticed it's still up.
Inb4forums
Finn would be doomed if the writed "Sardine"
This better keep five stars.
Ask for a sword, get a chainsaw.
Something's wrong with that notepad, buddy.
One series has a boy with the potential to travel back in time to use dinosaurs to fight against robot zombies, while wielding a pinwheel shotgun.
The other series has a boy who has the potential to strangle eldritch abominations with a sweater and cross an eel-filled acid river using only a tiny tree, all in the name of saving a candy lady.
And yet the Earthbound series manages to still more surrealishly badass than the above two. Eat your heart out, internet.
The pen is mightier than the sword. Unless you stick the pen in someone's eyeball. Then they're pretty much the same.
Max wins, he can summon cathulu (I don't know how to spell his name)
I always thought there goofy hats looked suspiciously similar.
The fight of the century…
How much is it for ticket?
. . . Much like ponies did before it, Adventure time has peaked my interest, Guess ill give it a try.
idk if he realized he made a pun. Adventure Time's creator's name is Pendelton Ward, called Pen, for short
Anyone else surprised that Shawn added a MLP tag but has yet to add an Adventure Time tag? He even has a BlazBlue tag and everyone knows how many submissions that has.
there can only be one…
kid with a weird hat
Aww, poor little -1 trolls. Don't know how to have real human interactions, even on the internet.
Shame, the poor bastards probably haven't spoken to anyone in many of moons.
*Desk Slam* The witness has stated that he asked for a sword, however a chainsaw popped out! This is clearly a contradiction!
Do you know what this needs?
Some Epic music
Play them off Keyboard Cat
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simple win for Maxwell
write "deathnote"
switch books
finn the human -- sword to the face
unless "the human" doesn't count as a last name then
write god. problem solved.
Finn should consider himself lucky. If this was from super scribblenauts, Maxwell would have summoned a "colossal huge big gargantuan vorpal sharp electric haunted deadly fast lightning-fast quick rapid living amphibious alien scary fire-breathing chainsaw"
I know it's a cruel thing to accept, but no he hasn't. But do not cry. There are better times ahead.
There can be only one?
WRONG!
Maxwell Can just write himself in the book, and BAM!
2 of him……
Or more.
In a time before many remeber, Shawn, of the Handyside clan, became locked in a brutal battle against the one known only as "Down-Voting-Troll". The battle raged on for ages with seemingly no end in sight, until one day, Mr. Handyside developed a clever scheme. As he could not defeat the Down Voting Troll outright in man to troll combat, Shawn resolved to rid the realm of Halolz of the troll's presence in another way.
With the rising of the sun on the following day, Shawn once again took up arms against the Down Voting Troll, and fought with ever increasing fervor. While the troll showed no signs of weakness, it was steadily losing ground, being forced backward right into Mr. Handyside's trap. The great warrior Handyside pushed the Down Voting Troll all the way back to, and right through the front doors of, the great and glorious Church of Falcon. Having moved the battle to within these sacred grounds, Shawn took a chance and struck a blow to the trolls heart. Shawn then seized the opportunity at hand and ran to the entrance of the Church of Falcon, locking the door behind him. At this moment, Mr. Handyside knew that he would have to make a sacrifice, one that he might very well be hated by many for, but regardless, he banished the Church of Falcon to the netherworld, along with the troll sealed within it's doors, to ensure that it never again would threaten the magnificent realm of Halolz…
However… in his haste to rid the world of the evil troll, Mr. Handyside made one great miscalculation. In order to leave the Church of Falcon, before banishing it to the netherworld, Shawn had to wound the voracious troll, and so he struck a blow to the trolls heart… but Shawn was foolish in doing so, for, as everyone knows… a troll has no heart.
Having only pretended to be wounded, the Down Voting Troll fled the Church of Falcon, as Shawn prepared the banishing ritual, through the backdoor, escaping the banishing curse. And this is how it came to be that the Church of Falcon disappeared, and the Down Voting Troll lived on…
Three bumped hat thing versus two bumped hat thing… WHO WILL WIN?!
The answer is Gabe Newell because he profits off of all hats.
Max can put that sissy ninny in his place any day.