You’re a crazy penniless lobster doctor. No combination of you should be a Pokemon!
By TheZenji

Need a new Pokemon?

Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 22, 2012 · 8:56 AM

(227 votes, average: 4.72 out of 5)

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Aliens, Cray-Z Crossovers, Nintendo, Pokémon, The Simpsons / Futurama, TV Shows, Weird

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Hyze 107p · 684 weeks ago

Zoidberg used attract!

But it failed!

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Ice_Cold_Water 97p · 684 weeks ago

I feel like the Zoidberg of Halolz

And this is how I feel everytime I comment and get thumbs down.

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1 reply · active 684 weeks ago

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deleted801691 109p · 684 weeks ago

But Zoidberg doesn't post unrelated pictures.

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Armetron 98p · 684 weeks ago

Need a new emoticon?
(V)(;,,;)(V)
Why not Zoidberg?

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3 replies · active 684 weeks ago

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blargenth 93p · 684 weeks ago

Clever girl....

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blargenth 93p · 684 weeks ago

You still have zoidberg..... YOU ALL STILL HAVE ZOIDBERG!

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1 reply · active 684 weeks ago

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OrionX 91p · 684 weeks ago

We don't really have a choice. His Shadow Tag prevents escape.

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TheFancyPants 98p · 684 weeks ago

Good news everyone!
Are you a boy or a girl?

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4 replies · active 684 weeks ago

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deleted801691 109p · 684 weeks ago

And what is my son's name again?

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GazzyW007 94p · 684 weeks ago

Birth son or Grandson?

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Spencer 119p · 684 weeks ago

My name is Fry! This is like the twelfth time you've asked today!

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Zortsport 97p · 684 weeks ago

Fry is his uncle, not his son. Unless The Professor's getting really confused.

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Zoe 101p · 684 weeks ago

Oh crap...nobody must know I don't watch Futurama... Must post something! Think Zoe, tbink! I know! Porn!

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11 replies · active 684 weeks ago

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G02 100p · 684 weeks ago

You dont watch Futurama? I honestly dont know if I should rage at you or pity you

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GanjalfTheGreen 103p · 684 weeks ago

There is only one fair punishment:

DEATH BY SNU-SNU!

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Spencer 119p · 684 weeks ago

Throw this poor deprived fool in front of a television and whip out all the currently released Futurama DVDs.

ALL OF THEM.
IN EVERY LANGUAGE.
UNTIL HE ENJOYS THEM.

POR FAVOR.

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Zoe 101p · 684 weeks ago

But I'm not a he. D:

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Spencer 119p · 684 weeks ago

Somehow with your recent activity and given behavior I sort of find it hard to believe anything you say.

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G02 100p · 684 weeks ago

Nevertheless, someone call Saxton Hale, Captian Falcon and Bang Shishigami. We need 50cc's of manliness, just in case.

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Kris 81p · 684 weeks ago

Wait, if you don't believe anything she says, how do you know she hasn't actually watched the show?

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Spencer 119p · 684 weeks ago

Wasn't saying I don't believe EVERYTHING he/she says.

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Zoe 101p · 684 weeks ago

Good! :D

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VmKid 58p · 684 weeks ago

I feel bad for Zoe. You have a vast collection of pornography at your disposal. The only problem is that they're all censored by a Sega logo. You poor, poor creature.

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VmKid · 684 weeks ago

I feel bad for Zoe. You have a vast collection of pornography at your disposal. The only problem is that they're all censored by a Sega logo. You poor, poor creature.

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Marzen 101p · 684 weeks ago

Quick, save my friends!

And Wynaut!

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4 replies · active 684 weeks ago

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bravobuster 92p · 684 weeks ago

And yourself!

And my banjo!

....

And Fry, I guess!

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 684 weeks ago

If only he knew... The banjo was the only one worth saving.

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EliminatorZigma 108p · 684 weeks ago

AND THE TOOTHPASTE, AND MY FOOTBALL, AND THE WAFFLE IRON

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GazzyW007 94p · 684 weeks ago

And Blackjack. And hookers! You know what, forget the-

Oh am I doing the wrong reference? Whoopsie.

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Randolph Magic Key 99p · 684 weeks ago

Wynaut Zoidberg: Oh, Trainer. Will you please take me out of the box?
Trainer: The box says "no."

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Gamage 91p · 684 weeks ago

Your evolution tree is bad and you should feel bad!

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4 replies · active 684 weeks ago

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Spencer 119p · 684 weeks ago

I don't want to live on this region anymore.

*Takes ship from Johto to Kanto*

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Alpwan 101p · 684 weeks ago

GRAMMAR HAMMER!!!
"[...] in this region anymore."

(At least I think that's how it's supposed to be; it's hard being a non-english being...)

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Spencer 119p · 684 weeks ago

It works either way.

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Alpwan 101p · 684 weeks ago

Huh, the more you know!

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TheAceOfSkulls 86p · 684 weeks ago

I've heard one of his moves is "Ink Defense."

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Zortsport 97p · 684 weeks ago

*Attempts to ride bike indoors*

Morbo: BICYCLES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY.

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deleted801691 109p · 684 weeks ago

*Trainer sends out Wynaut*
Wynaut: Hooray!
*Opponent sends out Wobbuffet*
Wobbuffet: Hooray Denied!

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Hatley96 98p · 684 weeks ago

Wynaut? Because of reasons.

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Ovahdrive 105p · 684 weeks ago

And then suddenly, Pokemon memes.

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2 replies · active 684 weeks ago

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Lord Science 92p · 684 weeks ago

Char charman
translation: Me gusta

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Comire 101p · 684 weeks ago

Talk to Smosh.

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Amy 95p · 684 weeks ago

Wynaut indeed.

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Deep Thought 105p · 684 weeks ago

Professor: Good news, everyone! I have found a way to make Wynaut even more unwanted.
*beat*
Fry: Who cares?
*Zoidberg wail*

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deleted1502059 98p · 684 weeks ago

Now make a Hypno-Toad.

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1 reply · active 684 weeks ago

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TransPM 97p · 684 weeks ago

Moves Politoed learns at lvl 1 in generation V:
1. Bubble Beam
2. HYPNOSIS
3. Double Slap
4. Perish Song

...what now?

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ZephyrX9 85p · 658 weeks ago

So is his uncle Marill Zoid? *shot*

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Eddshere · 684 weeks ago

FINALLY!
Just... finally...

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50 Comments

blargenth on March 22nd, 2012 9:07 am

You still have zoidberg….. YOU ALL STILL HAVE ZOIDBERG!
TheFancyPants on March 22nd, 2012 9:09 am

Good news everyone!
Are you a boy or a girl?
Hyze on March 22nd, 2012 9:20 am

Zoidberg used attract!

But it failed!
RandomExplosion on March 22nd, 2012 9:34 am

Wynaut indeed.
Marzen on March 22nd, 2012 9:40 am

Quick, save my friends!

And Wynaut!
Ovahdrive on March 22nd, 2012 9:45 am

And then suddenly, Pokemon memes.
<img src="http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g278/Ovahdrive/Chargusta.jpg">
Hatley96 on March 22nd, 2012 9:48 am

Wynaut? Because of reasons.
Ice_Cold_Water on March 22nd, 2012 10:25 am

I feel like the Zoidberg of Halolz

And this is how I feel everytime I comment and get thumbs down.

<img src="http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/zoidberg-slinky-fail.gif">
<img src=http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/002/830/sad_frog.jpg>
BTSnoogans on March 22nd, 2012 10:49 am

Wynaut Zoidberg: Oh, Trainer. Will you please take me out of the box?
Trainer: The box says "no."
Armetron on March 22nd, 2012 11:20 am

Need a new emoticon?
(V)(;,,;)(V)
Why not Zoidberg?
Skrist on March 22nd, 2012 12:21 pm

*Trainer sends out Wynaut*
Wynaut: Hooray!
*Opponent sends out Wobbuffet*
Wobbuffet: Hooray Denied!
Gamage on March 22nd, 2012 12:55 pm

Your evolution tree is bad and you should feel bad!
Zoe on March 22nd, 2012 12:58 pm

Oh crap…nobody must know I don't watch Futurama… Must post something! Think Zoe, tbink! I know! Porn!

<img src="http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/168/856/something%20to%20fap%20too%20zoidberg.jpg" />
Eddshere on March 22nd, 2012 1:00 pm

FINALLY!
Just… finally…
Vatonnage on March 22nd, 2012 2:15 pm

Now make a Hypno-Toad.
Zortsport on March 22nd, 2012 5:49 pm

*Attempts to ride bike indoors*

Morbo: BICYCLES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY.
Deep Thought on March 22nd, 2012 8:49 pm

Professor: Good news, everyone! I have found a way to make Wynaut even more unwanted.
*beat*
Fry: Who cares?
*Zoidberg wail*
ZephyrX9 on September 23rd, 2012 3:25 am

So is his uncle Marill Zoid? *shot*